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BarefootLegoStomp 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd kick Abbott in the balls but he probably wouldn't feel it

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Brickapede2 11 points ago +11 / -0

I assure you, he wouldn’t stand for that.

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BarefootLegoStomp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe he shouldn't be so easy to push around.

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ManUp 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm fucking crying over here from you guys! That's the funniest shit I've heard all day.

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Brickapede2 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s pretty laid back; just likes to roll with things.

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BarefootLegoStomp 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you're saying he's a roll model.

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Brickapede2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek.

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BulletsForTeethORG 8 points ago +8 / -0

He smells of RINO dung, like Cornyn.

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Brickapede2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ken Paxton for governor.

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Sanctii 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will vote for the man regardless of what he runs for for the rest of my life.

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shotgunrebel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck that guy. He will be gone.

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Ruinerdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Texas pede here.... been to many open up Texas rallies and a few protests outside the governors mansion ..... will do all to get this cali fan boi out of the state

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jnic815 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wheels is a piece of RINO shit, along with Cornyn.

LT Gov. Dan Patrick is lion party material.

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cicicicico 3 points ago +4 / -1

Milk toast fence sitter. He wants support from the cities and the border counties. Hes to scared to step on anyones toes. Ideologically hes a republican but he has no balls.

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loopypoopy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Earlier this year? Fucking bars are closed again, restaurants are back to 50% capacity, and masks required everywhere.

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TexasPride 2 points ago +2 / -0

he only vaguely tweeted "God Bless Texas"

I think he's on board but right, this is a time to show strength

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eazye81 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a fellow Texan, this man’s a puss

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 2 points ago +2 / -0

ALL REPUBLICANS NEED TO HE PRIMARIED. It they've served more than two terms they need to get the fuck out.

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operatorstorm712 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who does Abbott owe his allegiance to? Who brought him to the dance? That should answer a lot of questions about Gov. Abbott.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 1 point ago +1 / -0

That mf ain't running for shit. He be Rollin tho.