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Roger-Q-Patriot 38 points ago +38 / -0

But we would have to scale the voltage up to 48kV to account for the increased body mass.

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Lowes48Chevy 19 points ago +19 / -0

Throw an extra hundred or so volts due to the extreme amounts of pink and purple hair dye.

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massivehairycleaner 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not to mention the way cracked out joggers sometimes take a tazer or two and keep on jogging.

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DJTrumpalicious 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not the volts that kill, it's the amps!

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salvecitizen 11 points ago +11 / -0

VPOTUS has entered the chat.

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Olivepw 5 points ago +5 / -0

480 volts is enough if DC.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

480v AC is enough, as long as we're over 0.5A

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VA-Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

The increased volts won't matter much once you overcome the electrical resistance to flesh, which 480V will already do easily.

What you're really looking for is an increase amperage to make sure they are thoroughly cooked.

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MagaMattyIc3 15 points ago +15 / -0

Underrated comment

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NoatakTheWiser 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rats certainly smell better than the typical democrat though. Rats probably carry less diseases as well.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

For sure they do. Democrats are nasty.

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bebe_snuggles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bar-B-qued rat. I'll betcha that smelled wonderful

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wisconsheepgirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am surprised they didnt (the riggers) use long term storage facilities as addresses.

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wololo 96 points ago +96 / -0

One cannot reside within a postal office box.

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Titan93 58 points ago +58 / -0

Here's Why You Can Reside Within a Post Office Box - The New York Times

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BasteSpuds 45 points ago +45 / -0

Why many struggling people are ditching studios for post office boxes.

-NYT

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ontothefuture 18 points ago +18 / -0

You can fit a lot of dead voters in post office boxes.

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standonthewall 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was thinking this immediately. Cremated voters can fit with room to spare.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 19 points ago +19 / -0

Here's Why It Honors George Floyd's Memory To Live In a Post Office Box - HuffPo

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 12 points ago +12 / -0

Post offices are the new craze in living spaces. Hereโ€™s how you should feel about thatโ€” Vox

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Spin2Win 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exposed: The Racist Roots of Republican legislature that forced 1043 Americans in Need to Seek Asylum in PO Boxes - WaPo

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ARC0 8 points ago +8 / -0

Slaps roof of PO Box

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NewFrenLikesToKek 23 points ago +24 / -1

This has been rebunked

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LaPastillaEscarlata 12 points ago +12 / -0

False, 500 million Chinese slaves live in pods the size of some PO Boxes.

Also false, lots of ash remains were inserted into those PO Boxes and were registered by DNC activists.

Checkmate bigot.

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they-see-me-trollin 1 point ago +1 / -0

But it just came out yesterday!

DEBONKKKEEDDD

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JSullz59 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did you just assume my domicile??

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EvJohn 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare they use their privelege like that!

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Doctor_Strangelove 14 points ago +14 / -0

The Dems will try to dispute this, just watch. They're gonna bring out the "Honey I Shrunk the Kids" legal defense

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Due to the fact that it's possible in theory, and that the right cannot prove that it's not possible, we find that one can live inside a P.O. Box. Signed, Hawaii judge.

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Hattmall 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's no proof people weren't living inside those PO boxes.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

It also depends on what your definition of "is" is.

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MOABs_Of_Peace 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point it'd be more plausible to argue that gnomes living in post boxes voted Biden en masse than Civil War and WW1 vets literally rising from the grave to do so.

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Commiestomper69 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Joe Biden was raised in a PO box by his grandmother". - Chris Wallace.

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BidenHunter 12 points ago +12 / -0

PO Box addresses are not allowed to be used for registering to vote. You have to use the physical address at which you reside.

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LetsUnfuckAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do the people who sell it all and live retirement in a huge RV year round? Can those people not legally vote?

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BidenHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, because that's not a permanent residence. Each state has their own residency requirements, so you'd have to comply with the residency requirements of whatever state you want to be a voting resident of. This is one of the issues called out in the current voting fraud scheme: people illegally voting with an RV park / campground as their address.

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infojunkie07 11 points ago +11 / -0

those were homeless people your honour. you wouldnt deny homeless their vote would you?

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AmazingFlightLizard 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's EXACTLY what they're gonna argue for that one. Or drifters with no permanent address, etc. But it's fucking illegal, and not a valid vote. They're still gonna push for the judges to legislate from the bench.

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kish-kumen 6 points ago +6 / -0

i was employed at the dmv once and i use to have this 'debate' with people all the time:

them: "that's my address"

me: "...u can't live in a PO Box, sir"

them: "fuck you"

me: "have a nice day"

(or, if a karen)

them: "i want to speak to your manager"

manager: "you can't use a PO box for your residence"

them: "reeeeeeeeeee!"

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep They out there.

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ebiz03 5 points ago +5 / -0

DemocRATS call following witnesses

C18 Residents

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No_Malarkey_Joe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stacey Abrams if true

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salvecitizen 5 points ago +5 / -0

She couldn't reside in a Gaylord container.

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DeepWinter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Took me a minute. Iโ€™m stealing that! ๐Ÿคฃ

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salvecitizen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you know that John Kasich's dad was a PO box?

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, we really trying to suppress the indian in the cupboards vote? So racist.

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bubadmt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seattle has entered the chat.

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MAGA_____bitches 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honey, I shrunk the Socialists

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Deadsilos 4 points ago +4 / -0

This claim about election fraud has been DISPOOOOOTED!

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Farmerbob1 3 points ago +3 / -0

They also need to check addresses against UPS Store addresses, Mailboxes, etc. addresses, and other facilities that rent mailbox space. Not just post office locations.

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LostSailor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Iโ€™ve seen men in black. If you can live in a subway locker, you can live in a post office box ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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HumblePede 3 points ago +3 / -0

One cannot reside within a postal office box.

Okay, that is definitely going on my next t-shirt!

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nrjk1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hawaiian Judge disagrees. Rules P.O. boxes are legal residences.

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Fandigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah sorry there's no excuse. Even if you're not at home your mail still arrives. This isn't a matter of a package not being deliverable because you're not home.

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WhatWouldMountainDew 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it's big enough to fit an urn, that's all the Democrats care about.

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CloudIX 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always appreciate the bluntness bordering sarcasm in the trump lawsuits lol

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Missed opportunity. I would have written it:

One does not simply live in a post office box.

๐Ÿฅด

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once a gang of thieves called my former bank - which no longer is in business - and asked to change my address to their PO box.

The bank just did it without verifying anything.

The next day I was in my bank, and I happened to glance at their computer screen and I noticed the address change - and I made them change it back, and I made them put a note on my account to not allow anything like that in the future.

Before I could switch banks - they were bought by a much larger bank with better security.

BTW, the NYPD, the Postal Service and the FBI didn't care enough to take any kind of action when I called them. Only the FBI was even willing to talk to me but they did nothing.

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Trump_da_g0d 1 point ago +1 / -0

u/tonald begs to differ! lol

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tonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh hey, turns out this site notifies you when someone links your username. But I don't get what I have to do with this post at all. Are you saying I live at a mailbox? No need, it seems I already started living rent-free in your mind since you brought me up on an unrelated thread.

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Trump_da_g0d 0 points ago +1 / -1

lol, this is how old? who is in whose mind again, please tell?

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tonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

You understand how notifications work, right? I had only just seen the notifications with your comments (just like right now). It didn't require me to remember anything at all. On the other hand, you brought me up in another thread and it wasn't in reply to anything I said.

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Trump_da_g0d -1 points ago +1 / -2

Your constant and ongoing replies to me make you look like such an absolute faggot. It is quite pathetic and actually has be starting to feel sorry for you and your parents. They must be so sad.

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WinnerChickenDinner 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are people who choose to live in vans and RVs full time, and have no physical address. Probably not enough to swing an election though.

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Dinosareawesome 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one thing I have always loved about the Trump administration is how absolutely petty they can be. It's definitely warranted. I love it so much.

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Chem 1 point ago +1 / -0

inb4 they rule that PO boxes ARE residences, and then start taxing them as houses or condos.

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witchism 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha!!

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the_real_wallasshole 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about spirits of dead people? (D voters)

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

sounds like a challenge to me

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Margincrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is racists against Aliens! I have seen Men in Black!

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BoerboelMummy 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fact that a well qualified and serious lawyer had to remind a court of this fact makes me worried for the future of humanity.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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bebe_snuggles 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHAT? ehy did no one tell me? This shitbox is cramped and stuffy. It's cheaper than rent tho.

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Austin62Halo 1 point ago +1 / -0

One does not simpler sleep in a post office. Unless the cops are off duty.

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rotlausttrefell 1 point ago +1 / -0

ALL THEM TINKERBELL VOTES!

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no_public_id 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes you can. Did none of you see "Men In Black 2"? Whole species of degenerates living in a Train Station Locker so many many deceased voters living in post office boxes must be kosher.

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NeverFox 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a great election contest lawsuit. It also addresses the Fulton County video and flat out says they lied when they told everyone they were done counting for the night. Read the whole thing. Well done.

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CindyT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha ha that's so funny.

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TCPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

My post office box identifies as a house.

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ArchbishopofKekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Challenge accepted.

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VolareVia 1 point ago +1 / -0

I respectfully disagree. Just make sure that next time you're in NYC on the corner of 5th, that you tap three times on the top to make sure I'm awake before depositing your mail.

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oldschoolkiwi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I dunno man, the price of rents here... I might have to look for alternative accommodation....

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SevenThunders 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can just see someone from Monty Python responding to this. Oh you democrats live in a post office box. You had it good. Luxury living. I lived in my grandmas pillbox, lost in an old purse thrown in the dumpster.... etc. etc.

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Imransgarage 1 point ago +1 / -0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Modus_Pwninz 1 point ago +1 / -0

"This is discrimination against the Post Office little people (formerly known as "elves" by bigots) who reside at their place of employment. In a mail box."

Cozy!