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Roger-Q-Patriot 38 points ago +38 / -0

But we would have to scale the voltage up to 48kV to account for the increased body mass.

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Lowes48Chevy 19 points ago +19 / -0

Throw an extra hundred or so volts due to the extreme amounts of pink and purple hair dye.

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massivehairycleaner 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not to mention the way cracked out joggers sometimes take a tazer or two and keep on jogging.

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DJTrumpalicious 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not the volts that kill, it's the amps!

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salvecitizen 11 points ago +11 / -0

VPOTUS has entered the chat.

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Olivepw 5 points ago +5 / -0

480 volts is enough if DC.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

480v AC is enough, as long as we're over 0.5A

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VA-Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

The increased volts won't matter much once you overcome the electrical resistance to flesh, which 480V will already do easily.

What you're really looking for is an increase amperage to make sure they are thoroughly cooked.