"No, Joe! Spit it out!" shouted Biden aide Michael Paulson as the presidential candidate consumed the entire test in just a few bites. "Oh, man. Not another one. Hey, Sarah, can you go print out another copy of the test?" he shouted up the basement stairs.
"Again!?" the other aide called back. "Did he eat the whole packet this time or just the math portion?"
As a kid I read Mad Magazine. As I grew older, I looked forward to the new edition of National Lampoon. It's been a few decades since I've enjoyed this level of satirical humor.
I would pay money to sit in on one of their daily brainstorming sessions
CNN: "Why eating one's cognitive test is a good thing."
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"No, Joe! Spit it out!" shouted Biden aide Michael Paulson as the presidential candidate consumed the entire test in just a few bites. "Oh, man. Not another one. Hey, Sarah, can you go print out another copy of the test?" he shouted up the basement stairs.
"Again!?" the other aide called back. "Did he eat the whole packet this time or just the math portion?"
The Bee shreds!
As a kid I read Mad Magazine. As I grew older, I looked forward to the new edition of National Lampoon. It's been a few decades since I've enjoyed this level of satirical humor.
I would pay money to sit in on one of their daily brainstorming sessions
Many parts of a cognitive test are edible, and a good source of fiber...
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-sends-joe-biden-25-get-well-soon-puppies
This oneis prety funny too.
I missed that one and woke my own dog when I burst out laughing. Thanks.
I used to work with special ed kids. This legit happened once.
When we said it was easy as cake we didnt mean it that way
"Biden eats cognitive tests for breakfast." - Vox.