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coolhandcuke 26 points ago +26 / -0

CNN: "Why eating one's cognitive test is a good thing."

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

<Cites washington post as source>

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DixOut4Donald 7 points ago +7 / -0

<WaPo cites AP as a source>

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

<AP cites anonymous source>

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Titan93 5 points ago +5 / -0

<AP cites Greta Thunberg>

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KuzoKevin [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

"No, Joe! Spit it out!" shouted Biden aide Michael Paulson as the presidential candidate consumed the entire test in just a few bites. "Oh, man. Not another one. Hey, Sarah, can you go print out another copy of the test?" he shouted up the basement stairs.

"Again!?" the other aide called back. "Did he eat the whole packet this time or just the math portion?"

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unknown_function 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Bee shreds!

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KuzoKevin [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

As a kid I read Mad Magazine. As I grew older, I looked forward to the new edition of National Lampoon. It's been a few decades since I've enjoyed this level of satirical humor.

I would pay money to sit in on one of their daily brainstorming sessions

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Cyphr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Many parts of a cognitive test are edible, and a good source of fiber...

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KuzoKevin [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I missed that one and woke my own dog when I burst out laughing. Thanks.

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Sargentpilcher 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to work with special ed kids. This legit happened once.

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SpookySpook 3 points ago +3 / -0

When we said it was easy as cake we didnt mean it that way

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KS-76- 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Biden eats cognitive tests for breakfast." - Vox.