You gave both, good sir. Just touching base from 2033, as Sidney Powell is about to be inaugurated. I’m just getting news that the last remaining liberal cuck commies in America, whom just recently resettled in Guyana in a little town they established and refer to as “Cuckstown”, have been found dead in what appears to be a mass suicide after having drank their purple drank Kool Aid hair dye after having run out of food and water supplies due to none of them having a fucking clue about agriculture or sustainability, but failing to remember they put L’Oréal and Redken hair care products in their literal Kool Aid. In other news, all across the country from sea to shining sea, American’s have appeared to have just burst out into spontaneous, impromptu celebrations. Not sure what that is all about, but be sure to check back for the five o’clock news as well have more information and full report by then. This is Alex Jones signing off from OAN WARS MAX!

PS. Sorry about your balls, and the frogs, but you’re a PATRIOT!