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keeperofdirtroads 5 points ago +5 / -0

Speaking as a craftsman... Kudos to whoever built that table.

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TrumpsBigBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correction:
In the morning, she usually has one dozen fried eggs, 1 bag of hashbrowns, and a bucket of bacon. For a snack, she will have 2 boxes of Tagalong girlscout cookies. For lunch, 6 4x4s from In-n-out, 3 fries and 2 shakes.

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Conserve1982 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who beats her thighs with bags of nickels.

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DairyBoy 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤢🤢🤢🤮

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Balzydealz_in-facts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heres another... They forgot to iron the back of her thighs..

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deleted 2 points ago +3 / -1
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Tron3k [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

Hahahahahahaha

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IlIlIlIlIl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes I fast. Case closed.

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Balzydealz_in-facts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who convinced her she would look good doing this? She has so much cellulite they couldn't photoshop all of it out!!😬😁😂

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MooseKnukl3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me: "Am I in yet?" Lizzo: "Boy this ain't no two-fa, you got it all up in muh FUPA"