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GreenPrivilegedFren 54 points ago +54 / -0

It's okay to have Christmas parties, just say you're protesting racial injustice and if they don't let you celebrate they're racist.

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TheThreeSeashells 34 points ago +34 / -0

Tell them we're protesting Pontius Pilate. Since he was a white guy, this will be allowed.

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You_Aint_Black 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fun fact, Pilate converted to Christianity after the death of Christ and is revered as a saint among some of the Ethiopians and the Coptics of Egypt.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pilate gave people the choice and they chose Barabas- I think he didn’t want involved in what probably seemed to him as a culturally internal problem

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TinyOxKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool, TIL.

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Jimmy_Russler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tell them your guests are "Syrian refugees"

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I identify as a free man.

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The_banned 2 points ago +3 / -1

Social justmas parties

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Magatonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ding ding ding!!!!

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Bzmentor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just say you're making a MOVIE about Christmas gatherings, filming with phone camera should get you ok'd..

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The_banned 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pull a SNL, pay your attendees as employees.

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Fecal_Fetus 7 points ago +7 / -0

I prefer "chortling each others balls" to "cackle"