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GreenPrivilegedFren 54 points ago +54 / -0

It's okay to have Christmas parties, just say you're protesting racial injustice and if they don't let you celebrate they're racist.

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TheThreeSeashells 34 points ago +34 / -0

Tell them we're protesting Pontius Pilate. Since he was a white guy, this will be allowed.

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You_Aint_Black 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fun fact, Pilate converted to Christianity after the death of Christ and is revered as a saint among some of the Ethiopians and the Coptics of Egypt.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pilate gave people the choice and they chose Barabas- I think he didn’t want involved in what probably seemed to him as a culturally internal problem

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you've ever heard the phrase "he washed his hands of it," it's a reference to this. Pilate was basically saying "I'm not getting involved in this. I'm not going to do the wrong thing and support your evils, but I'm also not going to do the right thing and resist your evil."

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, was going to add that in my comment too but couldn’t make all the words fit together nicely! Thank you for the addition.

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infowarlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pilate was a thinker. “What is truth?” He asked Jesus.

Perhaps he witnessed things after his role in Christ’s death that convinced him the man standing in front of him years ago wasn’t just another crazy Jewish teacher.

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You_Aint_Black 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s just put it this way, Pilate isn’t the one who called down a blood curse on his children.

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TinyOxKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool, TIL.

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Jimmy_Russler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tell them your guests are "Syrian refugees"

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

I identify as a free man.

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The_banned 2 points ago +3 / -1

Social justmas parties

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Magatonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ding ding ding!!!!

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Bzmentor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just say you're making a MOVIE about Christmas gatherings, filming with phone camera should get you ok'd..

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The_banned 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pull a SNL, pay your attendees as employees.

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Fecal_Fetus 7 points ago +7 / -0

I prefer "chortling each others balls" to "cackle"

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Elvathelion 78 points ago +78 / -0

CHRISTMAS parties.

Trump: 'We're saying merry Christmas again'

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Magatonin 23 points ago +23 / -0

These commies will regret every dumb ass lecturing comment they made when the tables flip and selling out your country is no longer a gainful career choice...

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BuffaloReaper94 8 points ago +8 / -0

For being eunuchs they sure do have balls, don’t they?

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SpookySpook 33 points ago +33 / -0

If democrats say CHRIST their tongues would melt and fall off

no wonder why Hussein said easter worshippers

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AnointedVisions 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm gonna miss this guy shitting on the faggot media when he's gone in four years

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Former_Libtard 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean 8 years, right?

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AnointedVisions 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I'm reclaiming my time"

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touchmystuffIkillyou 16 points ago +16 / -0

Kwanzaa was made up in 1966 by the Black Lives Matter liberal racist marxists of that era, then called the Black Power movement, because they were jealous of Christmas. In Swahili it means “first fruits of the harvest” which is characteristically moronic since nobody is harvesting any fucking thing on Dec. 25th in North America where this fake holiday is celebrated. The inventor of Kwanza said that Jesus was “psychotic” and Christianity is a “white religion” that blacks should shun.

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Xinix2 3 points ago +3 / -0

where can I read about this?

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Xinix2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess i thought what you were saying would be suppressed. thanks

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Magatonin 15 points ago +15 / -0

These commies will regret every dumb ass lecturing comment they made when the tables flip and selling out your country is no longer a gainful career choice...

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe you, but my tommy gun don't!

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

AHAHAHA!AAAAAHAAAHAHA!

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12gauge 9 points ago +9 / -0

The media is nothing but a bunch if weaselly tattletale fucks.

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TheThreeSeashells 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm sure they would be deemed perfectly safe if the parties were held at French Laundry. Apparently CCP Virus is afraid to go in there.

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Animator 6 points ago +6 / -0

How this went in my mind:

"Well, they're Christmas parties... and masks don't work, so we don't bother with them."

The entire press corps bursts in to uncontrollable seizures, their masks inflating like popcorn bags with the froth foaming out of their mouths.

Then Trump closes the presser and calmly walks away from the podium.

"Merry Christmas, idiots."

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Heckles 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love Trump so ducking much.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

MeToo

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MudD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based.

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The_Him 3 points ago +3 / -0

NOTHING gets past this guy! Love it!

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yanksali 3 points ago +3 / -0

What other Republican would have said this? None.

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Illah88zillah 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know, I watched it live and Didn't even realize he said it like that until this post 👍😆✝️🎄🇺🇲

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Cozette 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hes framed as an unhinged rager by these narcissistic tween brains but Trump actually seems so patient and playful with them. Like a bemused Tough Love Dad.

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johnqpublic864 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish he'd tell them "Yeah, we don't allow pussies like you, that's why you don't see masks, bitch."

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golinveaux 2 points ago +2 / -0

💥 BOOM 💥

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Get-schlonged 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why i voted for him. He tells the media what we have always wished politicians would say

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don’t celebrate holiday.

We celebrate CHRISTmas.

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Slickrick941 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy never disappoints me

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yanksali 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate the media so much.

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ifififififokiedokie 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmfao I love it

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BobBlackwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is such a master at responding.

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