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Honor+Duty 43 points ago +43 / -0

I’m going to ask them what steps they will take to assure our corona free dining experience.

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pmurTJdlanoD 27 points ago +27 / -0

And then say you’re reporting them to the authorities cause it’s not enough.

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Cicero1992 17 points ago +17 / -0

4d chest, might be a Trump child here.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 28 points ago +28 / -0

https://poopsenders.com/

Be a shame if the health dept. Got complaints about the place and found a bunch of boxes full of shit.

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beev_bove_biv 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am simultaneously speechless and unsurprised

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rochrealtor 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'll set my reservation today before they fill up.

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MooseKnukl3 21 points ago +21 / -0

"I have a party of 28 and they all need 6ft apart to feel comfortable what is your capacity? Yeah we will be there all day!"

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GreatHumungous 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just made a reservation for 5 under the name Gina Haspel 😂💦

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Gesirisi 13 points ago +13 / -0

"I don't want any wine, I want a god damn liter uh cola"

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GreatHumungous 6 points ago +6 / -0

Liter cola!!

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Cicero1992 9 points ago +9 / -0

Everyone go drop a review on Google to

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OMIAN 7 points ago +7 / -0

OTT! Occupy the tables. 'what, you want to eject me? I paid $2 for this glass of whine.

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Sheprecon31 6 points ago +6 / -0

What you do if local turn up after having at least 3 chilli dogs get to the table stand on it whilst asking 4 every bodys attention whip Yr slacks down and take a stevo style dump center mass on the table continuously telling um there all cunts watch that place empty 1 time lolol

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Use Google’s bandwidth to get a (415) phone#

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TiltedOutOfBall3 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Why should I have to wear a face covering when your owner was spotted without one, directly contradicting his own mandates? Shouldn't he be leading by example?"

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Excavator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta email for reservations now

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lavebug 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shall we place some orders to po boxes?

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ChrztyAnn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Patriots are the best, yall make me smile!

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Address: 620 Oakville Cross Rd, Napa, CA 94558

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kag45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its not just a winery he owns: Here are all of Newsom's businesses:

https://www.plumpjack.com/properties

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Hangmhigh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes I have 46 clowns that would like a table this this evening. Will that be a probem?

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beev_bove_biv 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLUMPKIN WINERY

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Hereforagoodtime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta email, can't get through.

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4cdarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just send a bunch of pizzas from small businesses to them?

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ILearnedToCode 2 points ago +2 / -0

bad plan - they would refuse to pay, so you are just harming the small businesses.

order them a bunch of pizza from well established pizza chains instead!

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GreyGooseDown 0 points ago +7 / -7

While I am all for this, I am not for fucking over the wait staff.

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GreyGooseDown 2 points ago +2 / -0

While that may be true, they are at work. If there are no customers, wait staff don't make money. We helped them once so now fuck them?

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slimcoat 8 points ago +8 / -0

They fuck over the wait staff throughout their state, we fuck over their wait staff in one restaurant.

Seems fair to me.

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GreyGooseDown 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't feel that way if I were the wait staff. But you do you.