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grenades_and_ham 11 points ago +11 / -0

Funny, didn't he say earlier that it was a "disinformation campaign" by Trump?

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chuckachookah 7 points ago +7 / -0

How the fuck can his office say "It's classified"?

I mean, there is navel lint that I care more about than this guy and I know he is a complete joke, but "It's classified" is not an acceptable answer from ANY congresscritter.

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Pepbrandt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Isn't Fartwell gay? How could he have had a convincing intimate relationship with Feng?

Maybe he's an undercover super spy.

Well. Fartwell.

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SoldanoSlo 5 points ago +5 / -0

You might have him confused with Mayor Pete Buttiplug. I know I did.

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jackasskicker 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is classified?

That he is a whore?

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suitcasegate 2 points ago +2 / -0

That she threw up after. He kept farting in between orgasms...

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AngryCitizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gillum is so jelly

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charlesthehammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Classified. Haaaaa

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Ichabod 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems like the voters have a right to know what kind of rodent is in office. America deserves everyone to be held accountable.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't swallowell tied into china by some tool mfg. Company?

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's Justin Amash from Michigan and Tekton Tools. The tools are made in China, but the box is made in the US, so it's legal for the box to proudly proclaim "Made in the USA!"

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks I get those 2 commies mixed up.

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live_free 3 points ago +3 / -0

it’s class |fart| ified

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suitcasegate 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if they say he's a double agent spying on the spy spying on him? 😆

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that means "undercover."

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yanksali 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the Rosenbergs were asked before their execution if they were Russian spies they said it was classified.

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1st_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder what Swalwell's wife and kids think about his fascination with communism and oriental hooker spies.

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GreatestAmericanHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're good with it as long as the checks keep coming in.

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RedFoxOnFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

TMW you can shart live on TV and call your affair with a chinese spy a national security secret.

Give me a break.

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yanksali 1 point ago +1 / -0

So now having sex with a soy is classified information?

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Gabbs1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or he didn't, and seems to want to cover his gay. Would make the wife a beard, but...