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BREAKING... AG BARR TO INVESTIGATE MARIO LOPEZ FOR STEALING HIS ROLL AS COLONEL SANDERS... GET IN HERE!!! (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by ImCooCooForCovfefe ago by ImCooCooForCovfefe +61 / -1
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– Fuckoffgoogle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lopez in AZ works for the Mexican cartel. I know this was a shitpost but that shit is no joke and worth looking into. Bannons team warned that months before the election that he was buying the seat via the cartel. The Mexican cartel now has a political seat in your country folks

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– TwentyCharacterLimit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to believe the misspelling of “role” was intentional. I keep imagining Lopez in a full Col. Sanders white tuxedo, walking up to Barr’s table at KFC and snatching away a dinner roll from beside his family-size bucket of fried chicken..

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– ImCooCooForCovfefe [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

for fucks sake. no it was not. womp womp

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– RobustSafeguards 1 point ago +1 / -0

He already has so many rolls though... I’m surprised he noticed

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