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Huh. The wife and kids weren't happy. Little snowflakes! (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
posted ago by Parleon-dot-com +153 / -1
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Mona1950 6 points ago +6 / -0

HILARIOUS!!! But then I have a dark sense of humor.

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TheWatcherWhoWatches 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're gonna have to tell them it was a liberal elf that was demoralising the others and if you hadn't eaten it there would have been no presents for anyone this Christmas.

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

We used to leave scotch and cigars for Santa. My dad said he liked cookies and milk but would appreciate some variety too.

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Classicalliberal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha

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Classicalliberal 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just shared this with my wife and was barred from copying.