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conservativefrank 72 points ago +73 / -1

I hear they have free showers.

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WU_HAN_FRU 38 points ago +38 / -0

You have to work making Amazon shit to earn enough Obamabucks to get a shower

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Gilliais 18 points ago +18 / -0

Keeps you occupied while they wait for an order from an organ match.

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endthefed11 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. There is a reason Chinese medical centers are at the forefront of transplant research.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 10 points ago +10 / -0

And three square meals of pig slop a day! Ahhhh, Communism 🙏🏻.

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WU_HAN_FRU 7 points ago +7 / -0

🎵 The best part of waking up 🎶

Is government gruel in your cup! 🎶

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tom-“Hey Phil, how’s your slop today?”

Phil-“Not too bad Tom, there’s a noticeable lack of rat shit in it today. How’s yours Bill?”

Bill-“Well, after chasing it with my hot pot of sewer water, my slop doesn’t taste as much like despair and re-education today....”

“dingggggggggg”

P.A. Announcer: “Today, Campers, we are going to “teach” you about fifty-seven genders, forty gender pronoun, how four year olds can decide on hormone therapies, and how men can be women and women can be men despite what the Colonialist science books used to say. If you refuse this “education”, no dinner for you and the hole is where you go. Give thanks to your glorious leaders President Xi Jinping and Czar Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for another glorious day in Camp Woebegone in Green New Deal Zone 13.”

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

REEEEEEEEEENGGGG

ThumpThump.

"Campers observed to be smiling or laughing will be given the hose. C'mon, campers. We don't want a repeat of last Thursday, do we? When something funny happens, just try to think about the privilege your skin affords you, or your many crimes, for which we have signed and sworn statements from all of you. That's all for now. Have a penitent weekend!"

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TrumpAndGodWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Klaus Schwab ... World Economic Forum: We Can be "Conditioned" to Eat Weeds and Bugs to Save Us From Climate Change.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 5 points ago +5 / -0

The last time people listened to somebody with a remotely German or Austrian sounding name, several million Jews died.

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Russian_Hacker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah.

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conservativefrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please, sir, can I have some more.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 3 points ago +3 / -0

2+2=5, right Inmate 435678?

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julianReyes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gen Z stands for Gen Zyklon.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Und ousdoor acktivitees ya.

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conservativefrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Outdoor Activity: Ve now march to ze shovers!