Phil-“Not too bad Tom, there’s a noticeable lack of rat shit in it today. How’s yours Bill?”
Bill-“Well, after chasing it with my hot pot of sewer water, my slop doesn’t taste as much like despair and re-education today....”
“dingggggggggg”
P.A. Announcer: “Today, Campers, we are going to “teach” you about fifty-seven genders, forty gender pronoun, how four year olds can decide on hormone therapies, and how men can be women and women can be men despite what the Colonialist science books used to say. If you refuse this “education”, no dinner for you and the hole is where you go. Give thanks to your glorious leaders President Xi Jinping and Czar Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for another glorious day in Camp Woebegone in Green New Deal Zone 13.”
"Campers observed to be smiling or laughing will be given the hose. C'mon, campers. We don't want a repeat of last Thursday, do we? When something funny happens, just try to think about the privilege your skin affords you, or your many crimes, for which we have signed and sworn statements from all of you. That's all for now. Have a penitent weekend!"
Tom-“Hey Phil, how’s your slop today?”
Phil-“Not too bad Tom, there’s a noticeable lack of rat shit in it today. How’s yours Bill?”
Bill-“Well, after chasing it with my hot pot of sewer water, my slop doesn’t taste as much like despair and re-education today....”
“dingggggggggg”
P.A. Announcer: “Today, Campers, we are going to “teach” you about fifty-seven genders, forty gender pronoun, how four year olds can decide on hormone therapies, and how men can be women and women can be men despite what the Colonialist science books used to say. If you refuse this “education”, no dinner for you and the hole is where you go. Give thanks to your glorious leaders President Xi Jinping and Czar Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for another glorious day in Camp Woebegone in Green New Deal Zone 13.”
REEEEEEEEEENGGGG
ThumpThump.
"Campers observed to be smiling or laughing will be given the hose. C'mon, campers. We don't want a repeat of last Thursday, do we? When something funny happens, just try to think about the privilege your skin affords you, or your many crimes, for which we have signed and sworn statements from all of you. That's all for now. Have a penitent weekend!"