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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

REEEEEEEEEENGGGG

ThumpThump.

"Campers observed to be smiling or laughing will be given the hose. C'mon, campers. We don't want a repeat of last Thursday, do we? When something funny happens, just try to think about the privilege your skin affords you, or your many crimes, for which we have signed and sworn statements from all of you. That's all for now. Have a penitent weekend!"