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How I see this playing out for YouTube... (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
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smartass 208 points ago +210 / -2
  1. Start up the helicopter engines
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KamalasCamelHump 150 points ago +155 / -5
  1. Nuke China
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Margincrew 104 points ago +105 / -1
  1. Bring out troops home
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Hemirocket 121 points ago +124 / -3

Nuke China again

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julianReyes 58 points ago +60 / -2

I'M GONNA DO IT

I'M GONNA SAY THE C-WORD

CHI-KNEES

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Aoikaze2000 29 points ago +29 / -0

You Nuke China in the morning

You Nuke China at night

You nuke China in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

You nuke China in time of peace, and nuke in time of war

You nuke China before you nuke China

And then you nuke China some more

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Margincrew 10 points ago +10 / -0

1,000 wasteland

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JiubUnbound 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's the only way to be sure.

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ArcticDark 4 points ago +4 / -0

From Orbit.... just to be sure....

Space Force will be useful. :D

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IRavenl 28 points ago +28 / -0
  1. REEEEEEEEEvoke section 230
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Margincrew 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do it! Now!

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Margincrew 19 points ago +19 / -0

7* (Amended) - Forcibly bring all Commies to space. Free and equitable floating for all. That is all.
8. Colonize Mars

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Deeznutsmatter 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nope. Never leave your enemies in a position to gather strength, while laying in wait to destroy us. Dems can have bullets and helicopter rides. Every last one of them are fucking traitors. When we get done with them, we can do the same for a lot of "Republicans.

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ozrifles 5 points ago +5 / -0

The "red" planet takes a new meaning

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KMacsBinder 3 points ago +3 / -0
  1. Build a trebuchet and launch communists into the space wall from the surface of Mars.
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endthefed11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Give Trump emergency powers to quell the rebellion!

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CookingWithJack 10 points ago +10 / -0
  1. shmoney dance out tha room
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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 12 points ago +13 / -1

best suggestion I've heard in a long time

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MegoThor 19 points ago +20 / -1
  1. China's a big country. Better nuke them again.
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SyNiKaLiTy 12 points ago +13 / -1
  1. Just for good measure to make sure the land is completely inhabitable for 20000 years, Nuke China ONE more time, (maybe TWICE) for good measure.
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HillarysStrapOn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Agreed. You can never be to sure.

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TangerineShine 4 points ago +4 / -0
  1. Elect Trump clone to 12th term
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Smiley 3 points ago +3 / -0

.. I say we nuke them from orbit.. it's the only way to be sure..

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2theRightPersian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I smell a "Fallout China" in the works, since Fallout76 was ok ; )-

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endthefed11 1 point ago +2 / -1

And Hillary sold all our precious metals to Russia. She's really sorry about that.

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FliesTheFlag 0 points ago +1 / -1

Glass that place, then do the Middle East.

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OrngeManBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fire up the Chinooks we're going to need more room for these commies

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IsrorOrca 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're going to need a LOT of Chinooks

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WopNine17plus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

C-5 Galaxies. Roll in the buses full of commies fly over the Pacific Ocean roll 'em out. If they survive the 10,00 fall and can swin 500 miles back to shore they're free to go.

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Considering how commonly these people are indeed actually paid and bussed around from planned protest to protest, there's a comedic outrageous plausibility to this one.

SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY Forward-thinking progressives at the vanguard of history are urgently needed to fight fascism and protect women People of Color from systemic oppression. $250/day, any necessary legal costs provided by Open Society Foundation grants

Except the bus goes to the bottom of the ocean.

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Cozette 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its tragically hilarious these commies screeching about evil facists are actually serving the Global Over Lords seeking to impose a Neo Facist Feudal Fourth Reich on the world. These poor idealistic dopes are trying to kill anyone resisting the real Nazis. Useful Idiots.

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