Fuck, its been a long while since I've seen savagery at this level. How is it that the children of the president are funnier than 99% of comedians out there
Hell, I might run for Congress just so I can be a honeypot for Chinese spies, or Russian etc etc. but don’t worry I’m a patriot, I’d turn them in eventually.
DTJ brought the heat... damn
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jesus, Donny. Go easy on the gay, I mean guy.
There's a line between "spicy post" and "Holy SHIT he just ripped that gay, I mean guy, a new asshole!"
Don Jr. fucking crossed that line!! 👌
Crossed the spicy Rubicon!
Surprised he didn’t ask if her name was White Rose
Top kek!
The next governor of New York!
I was thinking this is going to be one of those tweets that we all laugh at years from now when he's president
His version of disrespectful nipples.
Like father, like son.
Trump does it more fatherly with cleaner language, which makes it even worse hahaha. Sly GEOTUS, savior of western civilization.
Dad burns are the worst
Jerry Nadler, Swalwell...whos's next to get the squirts?
I bet they have a support group... "I got blown out by big mike and shit myself on TV, anonymous "
Once you go black, you gon' need a wheelchair!
It’s because of our spicy memes.
Soy milk doesn't help with that kind of spicy
Whoa are are insinuating that Nadler was banging Fang Fang too?
Actually I think Nadler was on the receiving end of the fang.
Nadlet was sitting with his pants over his chest, eating with his hands from a bowl resting atop the belly.
What a shit fest.
We all know it’ll be JoePedo shitting himself on live TV. If he hasn’t already.
Very disrespectful!
WHAT A SHITPOST
Literally
Dank
This post stinks!!!! 💩
Cruz/DTJ 2024?
How do we get noem and paul on that ticket as well.
And DeSantis... and Pence...
GOD DAMN the 2023/2024 Debates are going to be 2015/2016 all over again, can't wait to see who comes out on top!
Politics will never be the same
Imagine if those three tickets ran against each other with a free and fair election.
None of this turns sandwich vs giant douche no choice garbage.
Never Cruz.
Never.
No.
Maybe Supreme Court, though.
And Junior's got to pay some dues. Governor of New York would be a great start and he is sorely needed.
Besides, Daddy is still going to be president 2024-2028.
JFKJ/DTJ? /s
ur wish is my command
So were Elton John and Liberace.
Liberace denied gayness 2 tha grave
Not gonna lie, I thought he was gay.
And also didn’t know he was married, because I was like I have no idea why he’d be ashamed for banging a cute Asian who turned out to be a spy.
The “doesn’t matter, had sex” rule.
“The only thing I gave her was all four inches.”
“No no no ... when I said I gave her ‘State Secrets,’ that’s what I named my man-parts. Has nothing to do with espionage.”
Married to what? Is it another Bill and Hill marriage of convenience?
Donald Trump Jr. might be off on this one, I hear a lot of Chinese are into shit.
Very interesting. The pieces are falling into place.
Fuck, its been a long while since I've seen savagery at this level. How is it that the children of the president are funnier than 99% of comedians out there
🚑
Swalwell on his way to the burn unit
This is a spicy tweet even by Trump family standards holy shit 😂
My man.
she was his first
Ho Lee shitt!!! Love it!
DJT dropping spice bombs! Noice!
Swalwell is going to need to buy a big Wisconsin Diary farm to have enough milk to recover from that BURN
Dad
Damn, son! That's a spicy noodle!
Hell, I might run for Congress just so I can be a honeypot for Chinese spies, or Russian etc etc. but don’t worry I’m a patriot, I’d turn them in eventually.
Eventually?
It’d be fun to bang them while using them to feed disinfo back to the chicoms before eventually turning them in
Donald Jr. sure doesn't hold back. Both barrels. Love it. What, no reply from Fartswell?
DON JR 2024. He's ready.
Link to that famous shat video please
https://youtu.be/0XK797-vj4k
Haha ahh that’s great. Haha
Wow. Comments are gold
Eric-San Falls Down A Small Well (A Poem on China)
His wang got caught in a Fang
A honeypot so hot it caused him to fart
On live TV. The stench overwhelmed the press gang,
Media shills fainted, broadcasts fell apart;
He stunk up the joint, his bang
Went bust, and it gave Congress quite a start
To watch the golden child hang
From his self-made rafter. His final shart
Was a dry smeller, sputtering forth as the body swung
And torqued. Those who considered him smart
Sat in silence. But from the gallery, freedom’s bell loudly rang.
Savage!
One of the funniest videos of all time just because of the absolute absurdity of this whole timeline. I am dying reading the comments too. 😂
I love how DTJ is able to say all the things even his dad can't.
Initially, I missed that part and thought President Trump may have had a new contender for my favorite tweet!
God tier trolling right here
Stop!, He's already dead!
DTJ is not pulling any punches. I love this guy. Fuck you Swallowswell, you commie traitor piece of shit.
That’s the mother of all JRs tweets. Swallowell just re-shat himself.
Get some
lmao
They are going hard on Eric for his shartiness
Oh shit!
Fartgate 💩💨
You can't recover from that one.
Looks like the gloves are off .
oh no he didant! BOOM
Go DON Go
Junior almost bringing as much heat as swallwell did into his pants.
RIP.
Pass Swalwell the burn gel.
I think she fleed the country.
Jr. is passed!