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posted ago by LeopoldHWang +3763 / -1

Leftists are crying on Twitter, screaming that the 17 states that joined the Texas lawsuit are seditious. They even call us “the new confederacy”. But what they don’t know is that we will triumph like Abraham Lincoln. Hold the line, Pedes. Let’s GIVE THEM HELL!!!

Leftists are crying on Twitter, screaming that the 17 states that joined the Texas lawsuit are seditious. They even call us “the new confederacy”. But what they don’t know is that we will triumph like Abraham Lincoln. Hold the line, Pedes. Let’s GIVE THEM HELL!!!
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TowerLake 108 points ago +108 / -0

Very good point

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BloodDe 67 points ago +69 / -2

We don’t belong in the same country with them.

There is no common ground

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FL2PC72LE2 57 points ago +57 / -0

I've been saying we need a Citizenship Swap program, wherein soys can find pedes in other countries to swap with. Legally.

No refunds.

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behemoth887 9 points ago +9 / -0

yeah i agree with this problem is other countries aren't dumb enough to take american leftists. nobody wants them.

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aaafirefly123 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’m sure we can guilt Germany into taking them.

Tell them that their Jews and that they will face a second Holocaust unless they open the borders to these lefties.

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ModernKnight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or just claim they are Mohammedan youths.

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wholesomekangz100 2 points ago +4 / -2

The nose is showing there, bud

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course they are. What do you think all these "free education" programs across Europe are for? There are plenty of foreigners who come, absorb the shitty higher education and leave. Or just take a job which a native could have taken, ultimately dumping wages.

They'd be thrilled to welcome these leftists. But your leftists want to destroy YOUR country in particular, so they won't come. These communists don't want to CONVERT, not to live in one of their Socialist Utopias.

Btw, if a swap like that happened, ship me over. I can chop wood, program complex systems, do some artistic stuff and I really like to chop things with 2 machetes simultaneously. I am also a good shooter. I will NEVER vote any leftists and never have.

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BloodDe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now that’s a good idea

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Rainman 25 points ago +25 / -0

I am willing to lay down their lives for Joepedo does that work okay?

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JohnR23 20 points ago +20 / -0

According to the Great General Patton, “The objective is not to die for your country, it’s to make the other poor dumb bastard die for his country!”

So, yes I think that will do.

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aaafirefly123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unlike the left, we will die for Trump.

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ModernKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plenty on the left are willing to die to have their "preferred pronouns" respected...

...but they are also the cause of death.

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KS-76- 6 points ago +6 / -0

Especially after all the Chy-na collusion evidence is declassified.

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Licensetomeme 21 points ago +21 / -0

Just wait until they learn that the confederates were democrats..... And miss me with that party switch bs. The only switch was from progressivism to conservativism because when the republicans won, those ideas became endemic to the country. Unlike these retards think, if you keep being progressive for progressive’s sake, you are likely to go back to where you started. Though incomplete, it’s essentially the horseshoe theory.

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The_banned 6 points ago +7 / -1

They don't belong in America.

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PowerWordKek 35 points ago +35 / -0

Make memes of them crying - Sun Tsu

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TeflonD0N 31 points ago +31 / -0

''Meme them until they cry, Then make memes about them crying'' -Sun Tsu Probably

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kjormama 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Meme them until they cry. Then make memes about them crying and add death metal tracks to the videos of their lamentations" - Sun Tset & Goo Nyet

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Licensetomeme 7 points ago +7 / -0

If memeing is sure to result incrying then you must meme!

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KS-76- 4 points ago +4 / -0

“We shall meme on to the end. We shall meme in Texas and Louisiana and Florida, we shall meme on the seas and oceans, we shall meme with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our nation, whatever the cost may be, we shall meme on the beaches, we shall meme on the landing grounds, we shall meme in the fields and in the streets, we shall meme in the hills; we shall never surrender.” - Pepe

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johnrambo 11 points ago +11 / -0

When children are getting their dicks cut off because their parents want to make them women when they grow up.

When Trump supporters are murdered

When police are murdered

When elections are cheated

When they think they can tell you what you can and can't do

When US flags are burned

When white people are murdered

When china and big tech, msm, or big business get more powerful

When judges wipe their ass with the constitution

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +2 / -0

User name checks out...

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SurfandTurf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only on days that end in ‘y’

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Jakefoy92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey hey...they could all identify as days NOT ending in Y. ChEcK mAtE BiGoT

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Raffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm honestly surprised they haven't gone after the days of the week yet, them being named after Anglo-Saxon Gods and all.

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Proda 2 points ago +2 / -0

B-but,no day ends in y in my native language...

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FreedomAintFreeYo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Favorite Babylon Bee article - Police unsure if tear gas was working because the protesters were already crying.

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Drgreygoose02 85 points ago +85 / -0

I'm am so passed ready to shoot commies in the face. And the whole DNC for trying to ruin our country.

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Masterblaster 44 points ago +47 / -3

In minecraft

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muslimporn 10 points ago +10 / -0

Your face is minecraft.

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veteran299 2 points ago +2 / -0

center mass is better in minecraft

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tooanalytical 56 points ago +57 / -1

Bitches. We got semi-auto weapons, plates, and more rounds than they had in the Civil War times a quadrillion.....

Y'all are fucked if you think you're killing us. We're gonna bury you.

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muslimporn 20 points ago +20 / -0

They set themselves up for this.

Lets say hypothetically there was no fraud at all and everything is legitimate.

Even in that case they've tossed out their swing states and put themselves in a position of no confidence by destroying evidence, obstructing and their general behaviour in public. Their actions only achieves one thing which is to invalidate their own key election results.

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jgardner 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lincoln's strategy was to divide up the south with maneuvers, and keep the blockaded.

I wondee if leftists ever bothered to look at a map.

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infowarlord 17 points ago +17 / -0

Small blue islands in a sea of angry red. No need for a massacre, just siege and wait for surrender.

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jgardner 19 points ago +19 / -0

Truckers all taking a 2 week vacation

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Build_the_Narwhal 12 points ago +12 / -0

I would happily contribute to a "truckers two week vacation" fund.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Props to trucker pedes. You are the red blood cells of the nation's arteries.

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the time to embrace globalism. All that product that is going to the blue cities to keep them running? They can be sold in the international markets. Start a fund for the truckers and the farmers so they can sell them at a discount too.

Three days later you'll have unconditional surrender.

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Lovepede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just stop shipments of cat food and hair dye, it'll be enough.

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Maynight 0 points ago +1 / -1

truckers have their own mafia style union....sex trafficking and drug running.. they a bunch of deep state fucks and need to get the rope....

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Summonblood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, they seem to forget their food sources and everyone who knows how to operate them are all red territory.

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Rainman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Laying siege to democrat cities would be the most efficient way... let the vermin eat their dead...

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Summonblood 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I can guarantee that they have no interest or the capacity to fight. They aren’t the fighting type, they are the “diplomatic type”.

Once they have a good look at who represents their fighters (ANTIFA) they will be reminded of what they already know deep down - those fighting on their side are not noble fighters.

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veteran299 1 point ago +1 / -0

but they have milkshakes. lol

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Pork_Pistol 52 points ago +52 / -0

Sedition now means following the constitution and asking for laws to be enforced.

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Filo76 29 points ago +29 / -0

They didn’t expect this fight. They just thought we’d roll over and accept the results. We would go back to the status quo and bow to the new Chinese overlords.

We are the ones one the right side of history. We are the ones defending the integrity of our nation, our constitution, and our elections.

They are just a bunch of whiny children who got caught and are throwing a tantrum about it.

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InVentive44 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this look for you

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jtt888 26 points ago +26 / -0

A blue state "confederacy" flag would have a pink background with a blue dildo on it.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't think they could agree on a flag. Too many special interests who have to have their way.

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Ben45 2 points ago +2 / -0

sad cause thaat's actually true

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glow-operator-2-0 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hell no.

Take those states. Deport the rest of the scum to Cuba.

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Wtf_socialismreally 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why Cuba? Send them to China, Germany or South America.

Take their states and give them to the red states surrounding them.

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pnwhomebrewer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not Germany or Western Europe please. After we secure our republic we have to free Western Europe and retake Constantinople.

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a bit cruel, North Korea will have a hard time affording all the ammo for the necessary firing squads.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too far. Also, you hope the vessel gets stuck in the Bermuda triangle.

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PinkFlowers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gitmo

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WhoMurderedSethRich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every state is sacred. We have a union of 50 and it's staying that way. I'm not changing our flag for no one. Over my dead body.

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't mind a state created from a Jefferson County, but that's just a pipe dream

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

A friend of mine thinks California will be a paradise in 10 years, and affordable again - well after all the commies are wiped out, we can reclaim it, Then open it back up as a free state

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tooanalytical 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can leave but they’re not taking the land. That belongs to the US.

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aveydey 22 points ago +22 / -0

It’s ironic that this time now the Southern states that are going to save the Union from the Democrats!

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bring it, leftards.

The Tree of Liberty is thirsty AF.

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trump_is_lord 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes... wonderful :)

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r3deleven 17 points ago +17 / -0

WE ARE THE UNION. They are treading on the We The People

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jtt888 6 points ago +6 / -0

Correct. We aren't the confederacy. They were as Democrat losers. They are, just instead of trying to keep blacks enslaved, now they're trying to take it to the whole country.

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ChuckedIntoAVan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. But those retards have never been good at history.

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aside 3 points ago +6 / -3

That is correct. The confederacy was a globalist shit hole who fought to keep the global slave trade going. Lincoln was the nationalist

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Ganath 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lincoln violated the constitution more than almost any other president. He was a tyrant, not a hero.

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findthewarmspot 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don’t mess with Texas!

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GoldenHurrdurr 11 points ago +11 / -0

We are the Flyover Confederacy! No wait. These 17 states are defending the real United States from commie rebels on the coasts. We are the United States! They are the coastal commie confederacy!

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auroch 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Koastal Kommie Konfederacy, if you will.

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pnwhomebrewer 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s just the coastal cities really. If Eastern Washington alone invaded Western Washington we could push them into Puget Sound within hours.

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JESUSJUGS 11 points ago +12 / -1

Well, I mean, sorry. But what did they think would happen? They really thought we were going to accept fraudulent election results?

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DefKon1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yepper, I spend some time red pilling Kommie Retards on Twitter. Fun Times, Like Fish in a Barrell! ..🐸🇺🇸

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Trump4WorldPresident 11 points ago +12 / -1

Remind them that democrats started the confederacy because "muh slaves".

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infowarlord 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same as it ever was. Now they want everyone, regardless of skin color, to be slaves of the elite, slaves of the globalists.

Vampiric pedophilic globalist scum! WE WILL NEVER BEND THE KNEE TO YOU. ONE OF US IS GOING TO DIE AND ITS GOING TO BE YOUUUUUUU!

Just channeling my Alex Jones.

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Usernameunavailable 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exxcccelllent.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same people who were behind Californian succession not even half a decade ago by the way.

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Whosaidwhatnow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good to know they were still able to find out about the suit.

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I_no_asshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Since when have Leftists given a single shit about the Constitution?

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crazyjackel 6 points ago +8 / -2

The confederacy fought against the US constitution, if anything these states are the new union.

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crazyjackel 1 point ago +1 / -0

History is highly complex and nuanced with a lot of very complex discussion, but by seceding from the union, you are at the end of the day deciding to not be ruled by the constitution of the united states. The confederacy was not some great evil and it wasn't some great good, it was a bunch of people trying to figure something out when they felt the US system failed them, due to a combination of slavery, tariffs, and states' rights as main notable issues. In terms of defining the Union as the group of states that desire to protect the US constitution, then we would be the union. In terms of defining the confederacy as a group of states disillusioned with the US government then we would be the confederacy. It is almost like we are in fact the best parts of both: critical of government, lovers of the constitution.

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Ganath 0 points ago +3 / -3

Lincoln violated the constitution at just about every turn. Stop holding him up as some sort of hero.

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crazyjackel 4 points ago +5 / -1

I believe the only major constitutional violation was the suspension of habeas corpus, that is allowed according to how you read the constitution: "The privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it." This power is assumed to be that of the legislative branch as a part of what section it is in, but it does not make direct mention of the congress. Either way the congress would have likely agreed with Lincoln and suspended habeas corpus as Lincoln had to defend this practice in front of them.

Now if you can provide a source on your argument that would be much agreeable,

Sources I got after a quick google search: https://www.thoughtco.com/lincoln-issues-proclamation-suspending-habeas-corpus-3321581 https://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_A1Sec9.html

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OrangeElvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree with most of the comments on that article - mostly garbage sore loser crybaby shit.

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Ganath 0 points ago +1 / -1

So if you believe the Constitution was violated you are a “sore loser crybaby?” Lincoln was a tyrant. He either ordered war crimes to be committed or allowed them to be committed without a hesitation. Thousands of civilians died and he did nothing about it. He had thousands arrested and imprisoned without charge because they criticized him. Anyone that thinks he is a hero because they don’t know what he really did is just ignorant, anyone that knows what he did and still thinks he is a hero is stupid. Anyone that bitched about bathhouse’s overreach but lionizes Lincoln is not only stupid, but also a hypocrite.

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OrangeElvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah - crybaby. It was an existential crisis that required strong leadership to choose from the lesser of two hard evils. You are pretty much alone - with perhaps a handfull of hillbilly goat-humping inbred retards who sit around trailer park fire pits and talk about "the good old days" and what "coulda been" if the Democrats had won the Civil War.

God had His hand in that war and that POTUS just as I believe He has his hand involved now. Comparing Hussein to Lincoln is a joke and you should be embarrassed for making such a comparison - I know I am embarrassed for you.

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Ganath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Edited because my math was a bit off.

You should be embarrassed for yourself alone because you believe the murder of thousands of civilians during the ‘total war’ Lincoln perpetrated on his own people burned whole cities with people still in them. The Union soldiers rampaged through half the country and you believe god’s hand was guiding them. It was an existential crisis, but one the south was justified in their choices (seceding, not slavery).

“The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasion, that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not be exercised at all. I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere.” Jefferson in a letter to abagail adams, 1787

Roughly one hundred years after the revolution, Lincoln threw the Constitution out the window after he wiped his ass with it and you praise him. Yet, you do so on a site that is currently fighting the unconstitutional actions of a far overreaching government full of bureaucrats that are unaccountable to the people.

You probably complain about obama and his use of “executive authority” as an end run around congress, but you praise Lincoln and say god’s hand was guiding him when he bypassed congress to blockade ports. You probably complain about obama’s disdain for the constitution, maybe even got mad when Obama used the social security administration to go after disabled veterans firearms. Yes you praise Lincoln who sent federal troops door to door in Maryland to confiscate firearms. I would say Lincoln was worse than obama. Lincoln had a sitting circuit court justice and a congressmen (Ohio and Maryland) arrested for speaking against him. He also had most of the Maryland state legislature, Baltimore city council, police commissioner of Baltimore, mayor of Baltimore, and thousands of citizens arrested and held without trial in military prisons. He had papers shut down, employees arrested, and presses confiscated for daring to print criticism. Lincoln had northerners arrested for ‘suspected southern sympathies.’ He gave permission to fire on cities in Maryland, a union state, when it looked as if they might also secede. No matter your feelings on slavery, he issued the emancipation proclamation which at the time violated the constitution and Supreme Court rulings on the matter.

Yet you praise him and say god’s hand was guiding him.

The constitution is meant to be the basis of the government in good times and in bad. You can’t just throw it out the window every time a “crisis” comes up. Sort of like the lockdowns currently going on, which I’m sure you also bitch about.

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MarcusAurelius 5 points ago +6 / -1

Time to whip the Democrats a second time.

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pharmacyman848 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck em, we are America they are whatever the fuck they want to call themselves. They don’t stand for our flag or our anthem, they can get a new one

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jackwerntz 4 points ago +4 / -0

And we've barely gotten started yet.

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BasedCostanza91 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re the ones acting like fascists in stealing an election. We’re the ones trying to save the country.

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Doctor_Strangelove 4 points ago +4 / -0

The globalist coup will be crushed. Coup plotters will be tried and executed. The leftists have no idea the fuckin pandora's box of punishment they have opened up

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Jester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol well fuck them. They always said the South will rise again. Who knew it would be to save the fucking Republic.

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MFB1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boo Ficken Hoo! I hope Texas annexes my corrupt state of PR of Wisconsin when its found that the commies in my government violated the Constitution. That way I would not have to move 1000 miles away.

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AngryAsian 4 points ago +5 / -1

Here's how you respond to them: "UNPOPULAR OPINION: but slavery was kinda lit...just sayin'"

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AnointedVisions 4 points ago +4 / -0

They want to abolish our constitution and destroy all western values and progress, bring back racial segregation, throw dissenters in gulags, and yet we're the seditious ones.

Leftist narcissism is so gross

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Truglow 4 points ago +4 / -0

As Rush said today. We have nothing in common with these liberals. Time to seriously consider forming our own territory if scotus fails.

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pnwhomebrewer 7 points ago +7 / -0

No we invade them and take back what is ours.

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Ganath 5 points ago +5 / -0

We already have major military bases in every one of the commie states. The commie states neutered themselves years ago.

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redheads 3 points ago +3 / -0

My friend is engaged to a total leftie soy boy. I judge how well our case is coming along depending on how much he complains about politics. He called my friend while at work crying today. I think we got this one, fellas.

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Tcrlaf1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait until they find out most everything they eat comes from this “ Confederacy of Free States”.

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just as with Lincoln I am afraid for Trump. When the left loses they will attempt to assassinate him just like they did Lincoln. I hope all who protect POTUS are loyal to the Republic.

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DirtyWilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure the 1861 confederacy cried the same about Abraham Lincoln.

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verycute 2 points ago +3 / -1

And just like always, the leftists are projecting. The four states are the moral equivalent of the confederacy, led by their racist biden.

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Carlton-Whitfield 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, just remember a majority of the people of those states actually voted with us.

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Johnfox13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hol up, we were rigged! 4am ballot drops! Vote “glitches”, etc

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

If there is no fraud, then what are they crying about?

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Phishhed44 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m thirsty...let them cry.

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Wrathofwretchcmox 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tried tried to delete my Twitter account but apparently you can’t do that when you’re suspended. What the shit is that? Is that like a trophy to them? 😂

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FortyThreeNorth 2 points ago +2 / -0

With a rebel yell, we cry MORE MORE MORE!

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Okiedoked2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell it's 19 now let's hear them cry louder..... Oh I can taste the salt now boys our hard work this past 5 weeks is starting to bare fruit!!!!!

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEEEEEEEE BUT CNN TOLD ME BIDEN WON! YOUTUBE TOLD ME BIDEN WON!

The question is how are these low-information retards even aware of the 17 states if the media blacklists it and big tech censors talk of voter fraud?

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FUCK_DemonRATS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope we get 45 states to join suit. Lets see what these communist motherfuckers would say then

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