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patriot71 388 points ago +390 / -2

She's an asian lady boy with a genuine penis. Only explanation.

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jslenterprises 144 points ago +144 / -0

Would explain his love of pegging.

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preferredfault 176 points ago +176 / -0

Would explain the farting. He gets gaped on the regular, so it just comes out uncontrollably.

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Kekintosh2020 73 points ago +73 / -0

(p)Oof

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BloodDe 35 points ago +35 / -0

What gender is he identifying with in the pic?

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HillarysStrapOn 50 points ago +50 / -0

Is Pedo Luvin Commie Faggot a gender?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 19 points ago +20 / -1

All of them.

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Efrum 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeeesss, there are infinite genders Bigot!

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The_banned 7 points ago +8 / -1

Can we lump them into two, generalized categories? Men and women?

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PikachuJohnson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Which one would attack helicopter fall under?

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labajada 6 points ago +6 / -0

it is now, we'll tack it on the end of the alphabet.

"LGBTQIAPLCF"; of course i prefer the shortened version: "QUEER"

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Bounce2013 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gender # 48

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Ganath 13 points ago +13 / -0

He is using his mouth to imitate his gaping asshole.

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ventriloquist dummy?

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Yuri_Gagarin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nobody could have thrown a fart like that asshole.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'll hit you with a SBD from across the Senate hall and blame it on Russia.

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ZombieConstitution 1 point ago +1 / -0

then threaten to nuke you if you question him about it.

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Hokage_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way his mouth is that big. Someone here photoshopped him.

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes

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Farmerbob1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pac Man

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donaldismydad 14 points ago +14 / -0

(pr)Oof swallowswell is a chicom agent

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Kekintosh2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Isn't that the biggest revelation here? There's hundreds of thousands of Swallowell in the "inner power circles" of the US.

WE'RE COMPLETELY OVERRUN

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donaldismydad 15 points ago +15 / -0

exactly, and B.HUSSEIN gave the ccp the office of personnel management “hack” in 2015! then ccp knew exactly whom to target in congress, through bribery or extortion.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that the one the Awan Brothers managed?

Pakistan to CCP?

Or does Iran have a back door to congress as well?

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Thwok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably "yes" to all of the above.

The tree of liberty is growing thirsty ...

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Shewhomustbeobeyed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone see Swalwell and immediately think he is one and the same of the ASshole in Animal House.

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ArtLife 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha! Neidermeyer? LOL possibly. My first thought was he looked like Marmalard on meth.

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Shewhomustbeobeyed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for jogging my memory Neidermeyer, yup, exactly, or any other A hole in that type of movie. But hmmmmm don't know Marmalard

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ZombieConstitution 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pompeo's been talking about this pretty openly for a while now.

https://www.state.gov/u-s-states-and-the-china-competition/

Warned the motherfuckers to stop their shit, that this was going to come to light, and they're still doing this.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣🤣😂😂🤣☠️☠️🤮

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Greydle 14 points ago +14 / -0

I dont know what means and I'm too afraid to google it.

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CannonballJunior 11 points ago +11 / -0

In this particular case, it refers to a Chynese female spy with a strapon, meeting a Lefty cuck western politician with an eager & fully "woke" rear end.

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MAGA_or_GTFO 14 points ago +14 / -0

Her name is Fang Fang

she go Peg Peg long time

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Darksbane 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do not google it

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johnrambo 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's always that guy. Boooo.

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thewashambro 3 points ago +3 / -0

You might not want to type that in. Look at this instead

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Risky click.

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cyvamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what it means.

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Greydle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm operating under the assumption it is some new slang term for sex. If it's worse than that, I dont want to know lol

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BloodElfSupporter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let me help...what is a peg? What does it mean for someone to be pegged?

Now imagine that on a sexual level and you got it

;)

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mintyfresh 0 points ago +1 / -1

You have led a sheltered life, my friend.

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Russian_ambassador 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somethings are best left alone.

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RentFree2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

we need memes, stat!

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endthefed11 10 points ago +10 / -0

That explains why he has to go around threatening nuclear attack all flippantly like.

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Big_Plains_Junction 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aunt Peg raised him.

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InarosPrime 44 points ago +44 / -0

Fang Fang has a Wang Wang

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Rubieroo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or it could be like Cory Booker and Rosario Dawson: a fake relationship where she gets paid to pretend to be his girlfriend.

Oh, and by the way, nothing happened with Cory but she did wind up boinking one of his staffers, per CDAN.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 12 points ago +13 / -1

Makes sense. Booker seems like a homo.

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JunkieBiden 20 points ago +20 / -0

I think the blowing dudes in Newark bathroom stalls gave him away

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Dudemanfoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I fucking love this place.

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elmerecido 3 points ago +3 / -0

clencher

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

The airport?

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

"seems"?

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sagebrushfire 3 points ago +3 / -0

The term is beard

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MichelesPenis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to say that

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

Name checks out.

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Rubieroo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indeed

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SenorTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

She announced last month that she's a lezboX.

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Rubieroo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Must be on account of all that time spent around Booker

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FliesTheFlag 3 points ago +3 / -0

And she looks like shit now, or I just opened my eyes.

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caKAG 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Fangs of Fang have taken a big bit out of Swalwell's credibility on Intelligence and National Security, especially considering he was the biggest Russiagate person in Congress after Adam Schift

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MAGA_or_GTFO 6 points ago +6 / -0

Schifyt Schiff is much more complex

Commies would need to bring in the Chinese child spies

backup is gay black escorts, but those usually end up dead....

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caKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. China just has Hollywood do their dirty work to get Schift onboard. After all, Hollywood is too busy sucking up to China for that sweet Chinese Cash.

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gay shemale vampires suck blood through a convenient straw

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kag-2020- 16 points ago +17 / -1

His wife was a cover. Smokin hot and he still bangs a lady boy.

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Thwok 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Soviet California ... ladyboi spy bang you!

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dparks2010 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except she looks more like a man than he does.

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WanderingStar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Heshe fang him long time.

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thealexpkeaton 12 points ago +12 / -0

FARTWELL'S SOUNDTRACK : https://youtu.be/z5dEjaJ6Mrw

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WhiteLash 6 points ago +6 / -0

He looks like he smells disgusting and has gas coming out of the face and ass constantly

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InarosPrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer "Shartwell". There is no way his pants are clean after that.

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HighVoltage 5 points ago +5 / -0

That shit was double gay

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escapeefromMA 144 points ago +144 / -0

CCP must pay their agents really well to get her to put up with that.

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BlueWaterDog 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m late to the party on this one. What’s the story here?

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DaddysHome 31 points ago +31 / -0

Swallowswell here was banging a Chinese spy behind his wife's back for eight years.

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BlueWaterDog 22 points ago +22 / -0

Wow. This real life drama that’s unfolding before us is better than any trash Hollywood puts out.

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Johnfox13 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kevin Spacey did something or another right? House of cards? Yeah real life is far better (or worse) lol

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ripley88 7 points ago +7 / -0

I still would've liked to see how House of Cards was really going to end. On top of that, his accusers would surely still be alive as well.

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zuccherina 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was also enjoying it and thought it was a damn good show until the second to last season (which was up in the air for me). Never got to the last one.

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hansgruber7 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's married to a woman?

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 4 points ago +4 / -0

A ”woman” can mean a lot of things these days

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CousinEddie 1 point ago +4 / -3

I honest to God thought this fruit was gay to the core.

Getting Honeypotted by a chink isn't surprising. Him sleeping with actual women is mindblowing

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Word

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Oskar 4 points ago +4 / -0

A Chinese spy that he had no idea was a spy until it got so bad that the FBI had to step in and give him a Defensive Briefing.

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, they were banging?

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LiliYael 1 point ago +1 / -0

And he farted on camera

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://youtu.be/0XK797-vj4k for the fart joke and the rest is about recent news of Swallwell sleeping with a Chinese spy for somewhere between 4 or 8 years, all the while accusing Trump of being a foreign asset,

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wrongkindofimmigrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not necessarily China-related. Could be bad sushi. At least he's still alive so we know it wasn't the Russians.

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BoatingAccident 26 points ago +26 / -0

Either that or threatened to put her family, and all their children for three generations after, into holiday camps.

Probably the latter. It's a lot cheaper and less prone to compromise.

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Joesf23 15 points ago +15 / -0

She pegged him while dressed as a chinese dragon. Very disrespectful

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wrongkindofimmigrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Many such cases.

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deeznutsamericana 3 points ago +3 / -0

disrespectfu*

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tdwinner2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Could they find someone to fellate Jerry Fat Fuck Nadler?

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BigRedPillMachine 16 points ago +16 / -0

To be honest, Nadler probably hasn't seen his dick in 30 years

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crazychicken132 9 points ago +9 / -0

I really wonder what his vet thinks.

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iPissExcellence 9 points ago +9 / -0

That he should've been put down 10 years ago.

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Rubieroo 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's probably gone around the backside of the egg at this point, so maybe he should check in the mirror

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HighVoltage 7 points ago +7 / -0

He would need to change his pants first since he shit in them so badly at Pelosi's presser.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's please not. Nadler is one of those people who has a yellow piss-stain around the FUPA.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude...

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escapeefromMA 3 points ago +3 / -0

There has to be a limit...

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tdwinner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is no limit to the communist/democrat depravity.

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molonlabe9 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, I haven't seen a pic of the spy yet. She might be chyna-ugly.

BTW, I'm still imprisoned in MA myself. What state did you escape to, and do you like it?

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escapeefromMA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Moved to Ohio in 95 and never looked back.

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TreeTop300 [S] 84 points ago +87 / -3

Totally thought he was gay...not that there anything wrong with that. Lolz.

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mharr1s 46 points ago +46 / -0

yeah thought he was gay this whole time

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bidensmissingbrain 69 points ago +70 / -1

He's still a faggot.

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LIBS_are_LOSERS 15 points ago +15 / -0

Surprised some people still need to hear the distinction.. probably the same people that think white people are racist regardless of anything they possibly ever do. It’s only inherent and there’s no way not to be racist if you’re white

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MOABs_Of_Peace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly I remember in school we always used to say 'that's gay' about anything that sucked and no one was thinking of gay people when it was said, even the gay kids said it. It's almost as if it's the meaning that counts and not the letters.

Now they're trying to claim calling someone a pussy or a cunt is misogynist. Because you know, calling someone a dick or a massive bellend on the other hand is clearly a compliment and not an insult.

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Best4Business 12 points ago +12 / -0

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOT

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGOT

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ripley88 4 points ago +4 / -0

In my mind's eye I see a lighthouse and hear it as a foghorn.

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Best4Business 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's actually the sounds Swallowells asshole makes with each thrust from Fang Fang

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HighVoltage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who said he isn't

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too

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RussianAgent13 17 points ago +17 / -0

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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IvIA6A 16 points ago +16 / -0

My father's gay

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a great show!

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Brownwaterboys 12 points ago +13 / -1

2% = 40%

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gay for Scientology

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CrQCQd1LE_TendiePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wasn't aware that anything on this planet was... but he just might be.

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Imransgarage 7 points ago +8 / -1

TBF, we don’t know the details on the intern she provided, uh, I mean had him hire.

That could have been anyone.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 58 points ago +58 / -0

He likes COMMUNISTS. Not the same thing.

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KrakenFurry 9 points ago +9 / -0

(slaps face of traitor) "You can fit a lot of dicks in this baby"

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elmerecido 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala Harris has entered the chat

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Ninki333 21 points ago +21 / -0

I bet the vagina is sideways.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 9 points ago +9 / -0

With a zipper also

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TreeTop300 [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

Me too.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fang is a male name isn't it?

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Forty_Five 34 points ago +35 / -1

He looks more like the type of guy who's into fucking farm animals.

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VonBustacap 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fact checked: True

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EpicTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s what I thought, too. He just has that barnyard aura.

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

So he’s a Muslim who likes fucking communist.

six of one, half a dozen of the other 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Popsalock 20 points ago +20 / -0

Communist women are not women. it all works out in the end.

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_deleted_ 9 points ago +10 / -1

Prerequisite for being a woman is being human, after all

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +3 / -0

looks at Women's March

You sure?

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iPissExcellence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also NOT having a penis, despite the left's efforts to claim the contrary.

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RighteousHo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol what a fucking loser, and he probably doesn't like women she probably fucked him up the ass with vegetables while he jerked off to baby porn.

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sc00b3 13 points ago +13 / -0

And... if you look at all of his pictures, he’s a mouth breather! Almost every single one his mouth is agape!

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RocknnRobin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeesh—yeh it looks like he’s unhinging his jaw to eat someone then go find a rock to sun on.

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heist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Typical soy face

Also known as glory hole face

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BlackPillBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

When you like sucking dick as much as he does, you want to be prepared as often as possible for oral penetration. I’m sure he’s constantly got dry mouth, due to that, he isn’t even a good dick sucker and can’t even give a quality blow job. He fails at everything he attempts at life except serving the CCP while riding their coat tails.

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sagebrushfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

And his ass is gaped.

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sociopathix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bigly

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Mishabird 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably only after some other guy had his way with her first.

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HeatherSwanson 11 points ago +11 / -0

Swallowell, swallowell...

What could it mean?

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Kaori-chan1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was thinking the same.

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Cyphr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, I don't think he is too particular about who pegs him...

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POTUSisGOATUS 8 points ago +8 / -0

Looks like Richard Blumenthal's retarded test-tube baby

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

Science!

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OkanoganSasquatch 8 points ago +8 / -0

When it said he was sleeping with a Chinese spy, I assumed it was a dude.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lady boys are dudes

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patr17 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this before or after he farted on national TV, louder than a Montana Bullmouse munching on rotten rhubarb?

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Cheesehead45 3 points ago +3 / -0

This souns precisely like a @catturd2 tweet. Does @catturd2 lurk here?

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reckoningSE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do we actually know that Fang wasn't a child trafficker hooking this guy up with underage Chinese boys?

Gayface don't lie

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wrongkindofimmigrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hard to find girls who are into fart-play.

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

"ooooh so stinky stinky sexy sexy" -CCP hooker Flim Flam, or whatever that bitch's name is

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wrongkindofimmigrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

"me BRAAAAPP you long time."

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Sea_Still 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Tide pod eating retard still prefers the D

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Brownwaterboys 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know, i know he had a wife, but i figured it was just a beard. Perhaps this asian woman pegs him, or is the one who takes them to the other men, or probably children. Dude has a pedolip thats all im saying.

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Chief_Wahoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe Fang Fang has ding ling?

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BidenHunter 6 points ago +6 / -0

I pegged him as pedarast, TBH. You are not alone.

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Nannerbadnanner 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is just so gross. I almost feel sorry for Fang Fang for having to bang-bang that. He's like Fat Bastard before gastric bypass.

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Seenev 5 points ago +5 / -0

My first thought was "a woman?"

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grenades_and_ham 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just a facade, she pegged that ass!

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ConcernedCitizen65 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you implying it has a gender in 2020?

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turdinthepunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

We know ChYna has been genetically altering super soldiers. There is no reason NOT to believe the spy he was fucking had a giant super cock.

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +3 / -0

CCP scientist : "I did it, the perfect spy. An unassuming woman with super strength."

Xi Jinping : "Give her a huge cock"

Scientist : "Why?"

Xi : shows picture of Democrat.

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Kckroosian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am shocked any woman would want to be with this asshole

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabiez 4 points ago +4 / -0

THIS MAN WANTED TO NUKE AMERICANS ☢️ #Facts

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MondayCoupleIsDead 4 points ago +5 / -1

Definitely the biggest shocker in all of this.

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BasedInFact 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was a ladyboy.

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KAGALOSAURUS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes.. I totally thought he was gay.

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Shaffro 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really though he was gay. Maybe, bi ..

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LetMeBeFrank 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was a beard. He's got that Andrew Gillum thing going on behind the scenes.

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Memebomber 3 points ago +3 / -0

He likes women pegging him is more like it

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jiujiujiu 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can only think of farts when I see his face

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Pepeboy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Swallwell is a cloned fart

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Here_we_go 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be a ladyboi

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get_that_bozo 3 points ago +3 / -0

DON'T CARE, HE'S STILL A FAGGOT!!

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shinzoabe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cuck face

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DrWeeGee 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSPSHHHH

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GenderFluidRetention 3 points ago +3 / -0

He sure has a big Mao-th

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UncleTrumpsBand 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tootie boy

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1984patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember when he wanted to nuke gun owners?