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KilroyJCNJ 46 points ago +46 / -0

Fuck that - ship them all to Venezuela.

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KilroyJCNJ 17 points ago +17 / -0

China, Venezuela, NoKo—— GET THEM THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!!

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BubbaOxs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck that-Gitmo gonna need a serious expansion

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blacksmith21 6 points ago +6 / -0

POTUS built 2 other GITMOs.

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KeepCoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's gotta be some Kowloon level of crowdedness to fit all them riggers and communists onto a prison island. I'm all for it though.

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Cali_Republican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blenders

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operatorstorm712 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was going more for Club Attu, but ok.

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AlcoholicRetard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dump them in the ocean.

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Coprolite 3 points ago +3 / -0

It not ok to come trash in the ocean.

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OppaiZuriZuri 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that. To da moon, Alice!!

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Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that ship them to antarctica

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antarctica is too nice for them.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sahara desert? For their dry soulessness

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feinsteins_driver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let’s send them by helicopter instead

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turbulence between Dry Tortugas and Cuba... OOPS! You didn’t have your seatbelt on!

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Joesf23 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, why should they get anything? They are the ones who suck at life. Send them to africa or china

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

All those people did not die so that communists could occupy our land. No Cessation!

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Smubbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah we have to stand together. China would be over there the next day setting up bases

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MAGAconvert 1 point ago +2 / -1

NO!!!!! Don’t split off! There are peers like me living in blue states. Don’t leave me alone with them.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ain't nobody splittin' nothing.

Obviously these people making such comments don't have their thinking caps on.

We are American.

Commies get out.

The place is ours.

All of it.

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RexCollumSilvarum 24 points ago +24 / -0

I like that open spot in the middle for when Greenland joins us.

(Trivia: In Greenland there is a town called Qeqqata, which supposedly means 'the center' in their language. And this will be the northernmost state capital among the 51 states, giving it the obvious nickname 'Top Qeq'. Everything is falling into place!)

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope.

They are fine where they are.

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're gonna need a bigger flag.

But I think we need to cap the number of states at, at most, 56. We need to be able to laugh at Obama thinking there were 57, forever.

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been to Guam; great place; Chamorros people are really fun to talk to. OK, they're in. We have four more spots!

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Cavemantrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are 57 Islamic States .👀🔥

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are 57 Islamic States .👀🔥

Hey Barry... there will never be a 58th!

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paulie99 20 points ago +20 / -0

States Rights, damn straight.

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thelastlast 17 points ago +18 / -1

I know for a fact that even in the bluest states they are outnumbered, and they will lose. It's not just whistling Dixie. Yankee Doodle Dandy's all up in this bitch too.

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Kraznaya 7 points ago +7 / -0

And that's with fraud.

In reality the Dems aren't even an archipelago. They're a few bright blue dots amid a red ocean.

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that's only until they realize they've been scammed.

I want to see what black people do when they realize they voted for their slave masters.

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Jakefoy92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gonna be really funny when they only have the left half of cali, and a couple of city centers with NO VALUE on their side. A civil war would be like a game of shot put, with our generals seeing how close they can get to shelling specific targets

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Cyphr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kind of a cool looking flag...

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r0nin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well... Looks like I'm ordering me a new flag.

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AngeredKabar 5 points ago +5 / -0

CONFEDERATED HYPERSTATES OF NORTH AMERICA

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crzylkafox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cut off their welfare benefits and/or disability fraud benefits. They will segregate themselves via suicide

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Traitors don't get welfare or disability.

But I'd be willing to pay for them to leave the country. Permanently.

With their spawn, too.

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ViduusMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

American flag only.

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Dictator_Bob 4 points ago +4 / -0

The people waving Soviet flags around and promoting "trained marxists" do not get to label a goddamn thing when it comes to our Union.

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we are the new confederacy, then the left is the current Venezuela.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

They think that the west coast is going to secede and play footsie with China n'em.

Not if their governors are in Gitmo for treason and sedition, awaiting their executions.

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Count_Dyscalculia [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well. Bye.

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RealKAGGER 3 points ago +3 / -0

Screw the commies. We fly old glory!

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Thep1mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, they did.

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GODwins76 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is by far the greatest post I've ever seen here ever hands down.

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weezysweasel 2 points ago +2 / -0

The AMerican Flag should have trumps face on it and blue stripes removed. Rename it to United States of Winning

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Trump_da_g0d 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where I can buy this flag?

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Trump_da_g0d 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paging Betsy Ross.

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MAGA_4EVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

May I be the first patriot to softly whisper in their ear...

Cope.

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DTvoter73777777 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would prefer they called us FREE STATES OF AMERICA... MOTTO: WE NEVER GIVE UP....EVER!

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joetraincool 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fantastic, so cursed, lol

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OnePatriotOpinion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not under this flag...nope never. That's the Democrats flag for traitors.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about putting the "Trump Lion Party" logo in the center of that?

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phunxyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

They won't have a country to rule

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BasteSpuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the Virginia battle flag. If so it'd look more like the Texan flag but with a fuck ton of stars.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

No we are the Union. They are the confederacy. We stand by the constitution they are the slaver owners and bankers and Globalists just like the confederacy

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aaafirefly123 1 point ago +1 / -0

I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON!

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neosin 1 point ago +1 / -0

approved

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden, the KKK lover.

The leaders must be removed.

The followers, re-educated.

Two can play at that game.

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Billygoat65 -3 points ago +3 / -6

They’re too stupid to realize they’re Democrats and so was the Confederacy.