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Clemo 105 points ago +106 / -1

Setup for possible 2024 presidential run?

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PEPEpeepee 80 points ago +80 / -0

I'd vote for him.

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Kekintosh2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

ONLY IF GEOTUS TAKE DESANTIS' SPOT AS GOV. OTHERWISE FUCK NO

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Smubbs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Matt gaetz can take Desantis spot. Gaetz took Desantis spot when he became governor

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Kekintosh2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Different districts regardless I'd rather see him take Lil' Marco's seat in the senate.

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acasper 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is moving to Florida so...

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undefined 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honest question, I don't know a lot about Desantis - does he have the juice?

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undefined 2 points ago +2 / -0

fixed the fuck up that was Florida

Bingo, that's the info I needed - thanks!

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Virtigo31 5 points ago +5 / -0

No shit? I didn't realize he voted for that. 😑

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HatnNewLognReqs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it passed unanimously?

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MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 3 points ago +4 / -1

it didnt pass, it was a procedure vote for it to go into a committee hearing. In other words it'd either live or die at committee. Mike Lee the Magic Pants RINO needs to go and Utah better shape up. Its been a RINO producing state because of Mormonism.

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undercovermaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the Florida governor right? How's he?

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Shitposter69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dominion won't

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Trumptastic88 13 points ago +13 / -0

Id vote for Lion Ted harder than anyone

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Dereliction 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not hard to imagine Trump giving his endorsement to the nimble navigator who argued the Supremes into saving the Republic.

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CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

But Diana Ross and Mary Williams are the only two members who are still alive.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Trump has repeatedly said Ted's not eligible to be POTUS based on an Originalist reading of the Constitutional requirements. Trump is correct. Plus Trump knows Ted has niche appeal. Ted could never win a national election so even if Ted were eligible Trump wouldn't support his candidacy. Trumps principled and pragmatic. Thank God.

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TakingCoatsWIN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let him replace McConnell better.

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John789 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pence/Cruz

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basedLIBERTY76 30 points ago +30 / -0

He won’t be alone. My based AG Eric Schmitt and 18 other state AGs have his full support

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Clemo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Media would have a tough time tearing him down.

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bytemuncher 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based Kansas AG will have his back as well.

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TakingCoatsWIN 28 points ago +28 / -0

He has to win it, not just argue it.

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AtariArtist 14 points ago +14 / -0

He used to clerk for the SCOTUS. He's aware of how it's done there.

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BeefyBelisarius 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's won cases before the SC before.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Ted backing Trumps veto of the defense funding bill unless Congress includes removing the Tech Tyrants 230 protections since they're no longer a free speech platform and their censorship is a National Security threat? If not, why oh it? All talk?

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Gamcha4255 20 points ago +20 / -0

I like Ted Cruz. He’s a really based and stand up guy, and hasn’t been bought or sold by anybody.

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HatnNewLognReqs 6 points ago +6 / -0

didn't everyone else too

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

He voted with ALL of the Swamp Rats? That's being a based and stand up guy who's not bought or sold? OK what were his principled reasons for voting with the entire Swamp?

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HatnNewLognReqs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk, ask them

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Gamcha4255 2 points ago +2 / -0

That bill removes nationality quotas, making our immigration policy that much more merit based. That seems pretty based to me.

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Gamcha4255 1 point ago +1 / -0

It doesn’t increase how many immigrants we take in, only removes restrictions on where they can come from. Immigration levels remain the same.

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Freebird 15 points ago +15 / -0

Cruz knows this is how he becomes President down the line. American Patriot, or also ran.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

People born in foreign countries aren't eligible unless you're a judicial progressive. Then the Constitution doesn't matter.

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Cuck-WTF 11 points ago +11 / -0

LION TED

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proudtobeadeplorable 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cruz/Flynn?

I still want 8-12 more years of DJT tho. an extrea term for each time they tried to cheat him of one of the origial two

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Meme_war_ii_vet 10 points ago +10 / -0

Redemption arc doesn't seem right. It seems like he already did that. Maybe this is his ascension arc?

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jomten 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump is Goku

Cruz is Piccollo

Don Jr is Gohan

Melania is Chi-Chi

Biden is Mister Satan, complete with fakenews crew to make him look like the winner

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TioVanilla 2 points ago +4 / -2

No Mr. Satan is an actual good character who actually did save the world and helps keep Goku with money so he can focus on training to save the world. Not to mention that he tamed Buu.

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jomten 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bro just let me have this one

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PROBE 2 points ago +2 / -0

No can do. Anime analogies are serious business.

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undercovermaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are!

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TioVanilla 0 points ago +1 / -1

I have a degree in it, still more valuable than a gender studies degree

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PlateOwner 6 points ago +6 / -0

If winning this case can't earn you a Justice nomination I don't know what can.

(I think he's more interested in becoming a Justice than president or AG.)

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Libscan_SuqMadiq 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree and he would be better suited for it. That legal mind of his is impressive. Wasted in a potus position.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

IIRC he doesn't want to be a justice

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump apparently doesn't want him to be one either. However Trump did recently add Senator Cotton to his SCOTUS list.

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AtariArtist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Redemption - shit - he didn't take the 2016 election personally - compared to say, just about everyone else (Hilary, McCain and Mittens particularly).

Cruz has been professional and a Trump backer from the day after the election.

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Blackrock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not quite. He’ll win the case and then become AG in term 2

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opencircuitfarmer 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's the beard.

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saltykeklobster 4 points ago +4 / -0

I always thought Ted Cruz didn’t really want the presidency, he seems comfortable in the courts. I think Ted and Trump have really always been on the same side.

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Cozette 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump understands power driven people. He won't trust them but is pragmatic enough to work with them if theyre situationally useful. I like that about GEOTUS.

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DudeNoOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

A statue in the garden of heros

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Banequo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pence/Cruz 2024?

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RolandDelacroix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then he faces the Dem senators in sword battle, Crouching Tiger style.

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bohlah00 2 points ago +2 / -0

He must win the case to be fully redeemed

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Guffman 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS!!!

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Rokaroo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ted took it in the chin like a man and has stood up for GEOTUS the whole way. I’ll always have his back the way he’s had ours.

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Porkchop-express 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree with this post

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Cozette 2 points ago +2 / -0

While Teds performance could provide keks and help out, I don't see what it has to do with redemption. He's always loved the spotlight. What's different now? Why imagine self serving behavior is anything more than more self serving behavior thats happily useful? Why not just enjoy the show for what it is? Peace.

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Count_Dyscalculia 2 points ago +2 / -0

He didn't deny him the crown. He was just keepin' the seat warm for him.

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artifex_mundi_x 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he pulls this off gonna be Cruz 2024.

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animehenat 2 points ago +2 / -0

He really has been amazing as of late. From Lyin, to Lion.

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DicksOutForPepe16 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ted "Sir Jorah" Cruz has entered the chat.

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Vegans4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's like the guy in the movie, who redeems himself and reaches full power to save the world. then dies. But this time I hope ted cruz lives to be 120

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kennedyc5217 2 points ago +2 / -0

This will be a better ending than Game of Thrones

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

So fire

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IsrorOrca 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump didn’t hire Linda McMahon just for her business skills, she know how to write one hell of a redemption arc

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Spark-001 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still remember El Rato, although I was a Cruz fan before Trump arrived on the scene. The transition from El Rato to Lyon’ Ted to Lion Ted was pretty hilarious!

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Tcrlaf1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cruz knows that if he pulls this off, he inherits the Trump Legacy, and is President in 2024 if Kanye decides not to run.

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Comeon_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he argues a case so brilliant that he save democracy you pretty much have to vote for him in ‘24

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TheSuperStableGenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've forgiven him for his father snuffing out JFK

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Virtigo31 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he will be the next president.

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someoldcoderguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Denied" or "Delayed"?

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Mr_Beanths 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever since he filibustered Obamacare for hours upon hours, I was impressed.

I didn’t like how he tried to keep Trump from the nomination, but it be what it be.

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rplgn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good man

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BuSpocky 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck all y'all mother fuckers that bad-mouthed lion Ted.

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Sherlocks_Pocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is fantastic. I can’t stop smiling. I love this place. I love you Frens

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samgab 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not harming his 2024 chances, that's for sure...

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QueMalaHarris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where others see chance, I see providence

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Lepanto 1 point ago +1 / -0

I concur.

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TheObelisk 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's kind of funny because if you remember Cruz during the preliminary debates and stuff, he along with everyone else just couldn't handle Trump. They didn't know what to do. Trump just manhandled everybody. Cruz looked like a shlub and even had that embarrassing moment where he went to kiss his daughter and she curbed him and he looked doofy. But i agree that he has transformed and has reached badass level.

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djembemc 1 point ago +1 / -0

From lyin’ Ted, to Lion Ted, to Cruz missile. What do we call him next?

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Spez_BTFO_v2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Eventually, POTUS