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Right. Time for a 13th sign of the Zodiac. The Kraken. Pisces can fuck off, or it can evolve into the Kraken. Maybe we can get rid of the goat as well, call it the Trump, and make it the Milky Way.
Now I've had more time to think about it, perhaps keep the goat, just make it the GOAT? Still turn it into the Milky Way. After all, the GOAT needs a yuuuuuuuuuuuge constellation.
I would, but unfortunately my cheeks remain thin and scraggly. I have heard rumors, though, that upon Trump being sworn in for a second term, my beard shall grow 3 sizes.
Unfortunately, it's not something so easily fixed. It is genetic- my father and uncles have the same problem, my grandfathers on both sides had the same problem, and going back 3 more generations in pictures, all the men have trouble growing facial hair on their cheeks. I have a nice thick moustache and the hair on my chin is nice and thick, I can grow a nice, thick goatee, but alas, the cheek hair just isn't there.
Au contraire. Teddy boy has been preparing for this moment his entire life. In high school, he was a member of the Constitutional Corroborators club, where they memorized parts of the Constitution and presented passages to Chamber of Commerces and Rotary Clubs in Texas. He can prolly recite key points in Spanish backwards while smoking a cigar and giving tours of the Alamo to visitors from the Houston Chinese Consulate.
Zodiac of the deep
Right. Time for a 13th sign of the Zodiac. The Kraken. Pisces can fuck off, or it can evolve into the Kraken. Maybe we can get rid of the goat as well, call it the Trump, and make it the Milky Way.
As a goat, please change my sign to trump, thanks!
Now I've had more time to think about it, perhaps keep the goat, just make it the GOAT? Still turn it into the Milky Way. After all, the GOAT needs a yuuuuuuuuuuuge constellation.
Part of the crew... Part of the ship! 🐙
FUCK YEAH RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Who knew Powell was talking about Ted’s beard!
Avast! Ye scurvy dogs!! Prepare to be boarded!!
Pepper yur angus! I will plunder your booty!
DAHNOLD. I HAVE ARRIVED.
That is freakin awsome.
Lol its not mine but I just changed the idea
"Let no Commie voice be heard!" "Let no Liberal look to the sky with hope!" And let Dems curse forever this day when we ready to wake,...THE KRAKEN!!"
He gets stronger as his beard grows.
so DJT has teds heart in a chest somewhere? I thought that would be Pelosi keeping dems heart locked up.
Extracted Temple of Doom style.
now I am excited.
Teddy’s Tickler: ACTIVATED
Dammit i love this place
Gonna grow mine like that now. Let's start a trend, pedes!
I would, but unfortunately my cheeks remain thin and scraggly. I have heard rumors, though, that upon Trump being sworn in for a second term, my beard shall grow 3 sizes.
Too much soy. Not enough testosterone.
Get some flannel on you and get out and chop wood. You'll have a beard in no time.
Unless you're a ladypede. In which case, I'm sorry. They have electrolysis to help with that.
Unfortunately, it's not something so easily fixed. It is genetic- my father and uncles have the same problem, my grandfathers on both sides had the same problem, and going back 3 more generations in pictures, all the men have trouble growing facial hair on their cheeks. I have a nice thick moustache and the hair on my chin is nice and thick, I can grow a nice, thick goatee, but alas, the cheek hair just isn't there.
So, I'm guessing you're not a ladypede?
Cheek hair isn't the be all and end all. Sam Elliott looked pretty okay in Tombstone without it. As did Kilmer.
Definitely not a ladypede, and with the penis to prove it. I probably should grow my moustache out longer and wax it into a nice formation.
This is NOT what the Kraken was to be! It shall be revealed any day now... any day!
"Senator Cruz beard mysteriously grows 12 inches overnight after asking to present argument to Supreme Court"
Beautiful Ted!
You best start believing in happenings...... cause yer in one!!!!
Walk the plank you commie kid fuckers
Kraken beard game is on point
thumbnail looks like he is giving the finger
It's a strong look.
Bearded Ted is based. He is now the Kraken. Haha this is awesome!
What's the name of the squid face captain who runs that ship in the Pirates of the Carribean movies? The Flying Dutchman ship?
Davie Jones
Davie Jones... guess I should've known. Thought it was something else like Barnabus.
Davy Jones' locker... isn't that what you call the ocean? "He went into Davy Jones' locker" meaning the guy fell overboard and drowned...
Ted Cruz 2024
Looks like Jay White.
Lmao the wrestler yeah
The beard off the future!
We need to get Trump growing one.
I wonder how much Ted laughs at all this when he is browsing TDW.
The Zodiac Kraken
Quality meme, well done
He knows he better shave before entering the court room
Aw, hail no... . Bearded Cruz is the way forward.
TedCruz 2024
Rare photo of species The Zodiaken having heard the Commonwealth trying to Commune the rest of America.
Bring back epic beards. Shaving every day sucks, even worse once a week, at two weeks, nevermind.
Frankly, I want someone with most recent experience and practice. Cruz has neither.
Au contraire. Teddy boy has been preparing for this moment his entire life. In high school, he was a member of the Constitutional Corroborators club, where they memorized parts of the Constitution and presented passages to Chamber of Commerces and Rotary Clubs in Texas. He can prolly recite key points in Spanish backwards while smoking a cigar and giving tours of the Alamo to visitors from the Houston Chinese Consulate.
DEAD LMAO
You F'ing guys are GREAT!
Like Davy Jones he has to be punished to get based
lols, he looks like Grant