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Johnfox13 288 points ago +291 / -3

What I’ve seen on /r/politics

‘Republican Party is seditious’

‘Texas case isn’t even about election fraud, what a joke. This is the big one?’

‘They are attempting a coup’

‘All 50 states are certified’

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DaveMastor 317 points ago +317 / -0

You know what else is certified? Deez nutz.

Their certification means nothing.

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spezisacuckold 183 points ago +183 / -0

Even Ruth Bader Ginsburg said it means nothing.

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Dingus 125 points ago +125 / -0

But yoU diDn't honOr heR mAde-up DYing wiSh as if iT carriEd teH weight of Law REEEEEEE!

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DaveMastor 89 points ago +90 / -1

Yeah, that was a rough time. You know what we did honor though? Deez nutz.

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sgt_richard 52 points ago +53 / -1

This case will be thrown out because drumpf didn't comply with her last dying wish!

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mty_green_go 8 points ago +8 / -0

The server crashed and the fee wasn't collected. Lawsuit is moot ! Dismissed. Drumpf falsely wins again

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Farmerbob1 34 points ago +34 / -0

Has anyone checked to see if she voted?

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TheDoninator 35 points ago +35 / -0

My money is on yes, she voted twice, in two different states.

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KS-76- 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder who she voted for.

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OGpsywar 14 points ago +14 / -0

Depends on whether it was before or after the vote counting 'stopped'.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 33 points ago +33 / -0

Deez nutz! Love that that's an actual nut company.

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Whirlybot 13 points ago +13 / -0

It was also an actual Presidential Primary candidate in 2016.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 9 points ago +9 / -0

You know what else it was? Deez Nuts.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah forgot about that dude. I think he outperformed Jeb.

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FakeNametag 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't know if it's a major chain or a local chain but there is also a donut shop here in Vegas called Dees Donuts

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have have a freind who went to high school in vegas in late 90s, he said kids used to steal the "do" part of the sign so it read Dees Nuts

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Thep1mp 19 points ago +19 / -0

Exactly. Doesn’t mean shit if you certified fraud.

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fauxgnaws 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it certified I will... I've got some spare time.

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Paul_Revere 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your shit would stink less than this puppet show of an election.

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Thwok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meme this Tommy Boy reference up regarding 2020 pls

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One-Man_Riot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking perfect!

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FedUpAndReady 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have certified a pony for every American and a toothbrush in every mouth!

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Deadsilos 62 points ago +62 / -0

If you certify fraud that make you a criminal

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johndude 40 points ago +40 / -0

at least I can understand the ‘Republican Party is seditious’, fair enough

but the ‘Texas case isn’t even about election fraud, what a joke. This is the big one?’... how can people be so openly dumb

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Badgertime33 31 points ago +31 / -0

it's almost like they're never taught about this pesky little thing called The Constitution

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OGpsywar 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thing is, they don't even know what a real Mob is. They think they have the numbers b/c The Media 'curates' 80% of Conservatives from public discourse.

They're
Dummer-n-a-stump
Confused
Scared
WILDLY OUTNUMBERED ...

Fucked.

Boo Hoo, Dims, Walls are closing in.

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BurnerAcct42069 14 points ago +14 / -0

Since when is taking a case to court sedition? This would be like if cali sued the feds over immigration enforcement / sanctuary status. Instead they just did what they wanted. Thats sedition

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TheMAGAlorian787 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because they’re on Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit and watch nothing but fake news.

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Paul_Revere 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bingo! We have a winner!

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Tejas_Pepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

how can people be so openly dumb

These are the people who think the AP can call an election, so...

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CornPop2024 27 points ago +27 / -0

I somehow stumbled upon "all 50" trending on Twatter for a minute.

Bunch of dumb asses lemme tell ya!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 16 points ago +16 / -0

Make no mistake, there are millions of us living behind enemy lines in the leftist strongholds.

Bring the army to Virginia. We will open the gates and join you.