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DaveMastor 317 points ago +317 / -0

You know what else is certified? Deez nutz.

Their certification means nothing.

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spezisacuckold 183 points ago +183 / -0

Even Ruth Bader Ginsburg said it means nothing.

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Dingus 125 points ago +125 / -0

But yoU diDn't honOr heR mAde-up DYing wiSh as if iT carriEd teH weight of Law REEEEEEE!

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DaveMastor 89 points ago +90 / -1

Yeah, that was a rough time. You know what we did honor though? Deez nutz.

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streakybacon 19 points ago +19 / -0

"On-her" face

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sgt_richard 52 points ago +53 / -1

This case will be thrown out because drumpf didn't comply with her last dying wish!

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mty_green_go 8 points ago +8 / -0

The server crashed and the fee wasn't collected. Lawsuit is moot ! Dismissed. Drumpf falsely wins again

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Farmerbob1 34 points ago +34 / -0

Has anyone checked to see if she voted?

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TheDoninator 35 points ago +35 / -0

My money is on yes, she voted twice, in two different states.

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Thwok 8 points ago +8 / -0

Only twice? Wow, that's much less than expected ....

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deleted 12 points ago +13 / -1
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KS-76- 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder who she voted for.

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OGpsywar 14 points ago +14 / -0

Depends on whether it was before or after the vote counting 'stopped'.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nope, the dead always vote blue.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 33 points ago +33 / -0

Deez nutz! Love that that's an actual nut company.

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Whirlybot 13 points ago +13 / -0

It was also an actual Presidential Primary candidate in 2016.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 9 points ago +9 / -0

You know what else it was? Deez Nuts.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah forgot about that dude. I think he outperformed Jeb.

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please slap!

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FakeNametag 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't know if it's a major chain or a local chain but there is also a donut shop here in Vegas called Dees Donuts

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FakeNametag 4 points ago +4 / -0

6401 N Durango Dr, Ste 150, Las Vegas, NV 89149

https://www.yelp.com/biz/dees-donuts-las-vegas-6

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have have a freind who went to high school in vegas in late 90s, he said kids used to steal the "do" part of the sign so it read Dees Nuts

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Thep1mp 19 points ago +19 / -0

Exactly. Doesn’t mean shit if you certified fraud.

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fauxgnaws 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it certified I will... I've got some spare time.

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Paul_Revere 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your shit would stink less than this puppet show of an election.

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Thwok 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meme this Tommy Boy reference up regarding 2020 pls

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One-Man_Riot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking perfect!

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FedUpAndReady 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have certified a pony for every American and a toothbrush in every mouth!