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Alkaizer 46 points ago +46 / -0

A-a-a-and it's totally fine to break rules sometimes!

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davidmode 36 points ago +36 / -0

we're trying to stop literal nazis and a fascist dictator! what does it matter if we cheat, we're saving democracy!

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PurestEvil 7 points ago +7 / -0

The party that colludes with Communist China, has media lying basically about everything, making people insane over Orange Man Bad, is not shy to impeach the president to cover up the crimes and corruptions of their candidate, not shy to peddle 3+ years of a baseless Russia collusion hoax that was meant as a campaign smear, the party that promotes illegal immigration, vandalism, terrorism, pedophilia, abortion, sex changes and hormone therapies for 8 year old children which will main and traumatize them for life, among many other crimes...

...do this election fraud conspiracy, in which the media and Big Tech are assisting or even involved, to SAVE the country from evil people! They are obviously the good, underdog "bad guys." The underdogs with the ENTIRE ESTABLISHMENT AT THEIR SERVICE, REACHING ALL INTO THE WORLD.

So in metaphors... it's the story of the hero, a pedophile rapist serial killer, who also murders people alleged to be one-time shoplifters, even though they are obviously the shop owners. And the hero will be rewarded with not only being declared innocent and a hero, but also gets stacks of children for free use.

Does this metaphor sound crazy? Because reality is even worse.

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Floridian 21 points ago +21 / -0

Never try to contest an election against a Sicilian

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ouvrez_les_yeux 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's because of that consent decree where Republicans were forbidden to challenge any election outcomes. It expired in 2017:

https://www.investmentwatchblog.com/end-of-1982-consent-decree-gop-finally-can-contest-vote-fraud-after-36-years/

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NadlerShartWaddle 15 points ago +15 / -0

Welcome to America, where the votes are made up and the rules don't matter.

DrewCarey.jpg

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ManOnTheEdge 3 points ago +3 / -0

it seems unconscionable that courts would have allowed democrats to have carte blanche to commit fraud for almost 4 decades, but either way, that's over now.

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hereforthewinning 29 points ago +29 / -0

youre diSenfrancHising thousAnds of compUters!!

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ebuy123 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ruby spent hours at taxpayer's expense making those fake ballots! And her poor daughter too with the blonde hair and braids!

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Jimmy33 7 points ago +7 / -0

Taquueeshya:- I wasn't cheating, I was working !

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MOABs_Of_Peace 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair computers seem to be more based than libtards when they don't have the programmer's gun to their head. I mean okay, neither of the two are moral of their own volition, but the computer is at least based when it comes to logic.

Look at those Chinese chat bots that started pining for the US and mocking the CCP - or that hiring bot in Australia that learned to auto-reject gender studies and assorted degrees + started hiring less 'diversely'

Hm, it's almost like strictly logical entities don't agree with leftwing ideals either.

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Dingus 20 points ago +20 / -0

BuT wE chEAted FAir and SquAre!!

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SEV3Npoint 16 points ago +16 / -0

Haha Supreme Court go brrrrrr

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ManOnTheEdge 1 point ago +1 / -0

helicopter go swa swa swa swa swa

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Mintap 11 points ago +11 / -0

...iT's tImE tO mOvE fOrWaRd iN uNiTy...

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preferredfault 9 points ago +9 / -0

500,000 votes for Trump could appear overnight and be counted. It wouldn't be anything out of the "normal" at this point. What are they gonna say? If they say, "Fraud! We need ballot certification!", "Oh Okie dokie then frend, turns out we found 500K bad Trump ballots but 7 million bad Biden ballots". Check mate.

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FedUpAndReady 3 points ago +3 / -0

I found a million Trump votes under my bed. Who should I call to have them counted?

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NadlerShartWaddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd love to see him tweet that we found 300k absentee ballots in Pennsylvania and we're counting them at the Bedford County Courthouse at three or four in the morning.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +3 / -1

No democrat observers allowed.

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PolishBaldEagle 8 points ago +8 / -0

You cant steal my stolen ballots!!! That’s literally NOT FAIR!!! Also, Fraud is NOT evidence of fraud!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Pede_nation 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every vote matters! Are those commercials still running?

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DrStinkNuts 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now I see commercials telling people that the election is fair because Barr said so and thus "the American people have spoken". It is so painfully obvious what they're trying to do. They're relying on people being too brainwashed to realize the election was actually rigged to shit.

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Pede_nation 6 points ago +6 / -0

A quote taken out of context and may have never been said. Makes sense!

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Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Billy the Sloth has not exerted himself to get on MSNBC-CNN and tell them TRUTH.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

They based an entier coup off of less.

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Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLM working without looting. Nah, they looted alright.

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Tcrlaf1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Electrons have rights too, bigot.

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

that's where you're wrong kiddo

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you know how hard they worked to fake those votes? Actually, not that hard, which is why the fraud was so obvious.

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ILoveSilk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Undocumented votes undocumented voters; undocumented election.

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core101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get caught cheating in sports you get disqualified, stripped of any awards and blacklisted for life, Democrats need to be blacklisted from competing future elections.

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TheBehavingBeaver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is Christmas Music

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lenchodahated 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Usernameunavailable 1 point ago +1 / -0

We will happily return them to their rightful owner, just come claim them.