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posted ago by Dreadnot +16 / -0

With the talk of Chinese troops possibly being on the Canadian border, a thought occurred to me- in a war with China, Canada as it stands now would probably be on the other side. It's easy to think of Canadians as basically like us but more polite and with fewer guns, but they've been hit by the NWO bug pretty hard.

I actually think many countries south of the border would be on our side. Maybe we've been worrying aboot the wrong border this whole time.

If Trump manages to take his rightful victory, China will be non too pleased. Using Canada as a base, they could use Canadian citizens as meat shields. Even with propaganda, most Canadian citizens would probably oppose such a war and thus be innocent, but if China snaps their fingers Trudeau will sit, fetch and play dead

This is pure speculation, I want to stress. Any more knowledgeable pedes have thoughts on what a USA-Canadian conflict would look like?

With the talk of Chinese troops possibly being on the Canadian border, a thought occurred to me- in a war with China, Canada as it stands now would probably be on the other side. It's easy to think of Canadians as basically like us but more polite and with fewer guns, but they've been hit by the NWO bug pretty hard. I actually think many countries south of the border would be on our side. Maybe we've been worrying aboot the wrong border this whole time. If Trump manages to take his rightful victory, China will be non too pleased. Using Canada as a base, they could use Canadian citizens as meat shields. Even with propaganda, most Canadian citizens would probably oppose such a war and thus be innocent, but if China snaps their fingers Trudeau will sit, fetch and play dead This is pure speculation, I want to stress. Any more knowledgeable pedes have thoughts on what a USA-Canadian conflict would look like?
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RussianBotBlyat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Am a fucking leaf and can confirm

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RussianBotBlyat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love me my craft beer. Just discovered a place in Ontario that can deliver brews to my doorstep. <3

Also white stout is a thing now.

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MapleLeafMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will also confirm. Canada has shitloads of guns given our small population. If some of us come down to help should we need to, all we ask is for some of that fine bbq and high capacity storage for our toys.

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Dreadnot [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of the Canadian citizens I have no doubt, aside from the fringe elements that infect every Western nation. And yeah, in this scenario a lot of treason on both sides is required to smuggle in a force significant enough to do anything.

Ideally we would all come together to bring China in check- a war worth fighting, in my opinion.

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Dreadnot [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha, I was just dooming with a bit of paranoia mixed in.

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doughboyBYLUG 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't believe it would ever play out like this. Canada has a large conservative population and would take U.S.A's side over China any day if it ever really came down to it.

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smis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Canada is a tiny meatshield all concentrated on the border, it would hold what, 3-4 hours maybe?

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Dreadnot [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It depends on if actual Canadian soldiers are involved. I'm concerned they could be convinced we're in a civil war.

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Trumpdeasses 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet . If you frogs to the North don't know who has been covering your asses for the last 200 years then I guess you are fucked.

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Amazing4bella 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don’t really get along with the froggies. We don’t like them and they don’t like us. We tolerate each other.

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Hammerhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol...alaska alone has enough troops and firepower to win on it's way thru alberta...morale is low in the CAF

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Hammerhawk 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm actually a Canadian Infanteer

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Conserve1982 3 points ago +3 / -0

John Candy already invaded. Canadian Bacon.

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Dreadnot [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never forget.

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Acefighter66 3 points ago +3 / -0

We should just oust their government and ask the citizens new representation if they would like territory status

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Aurion 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think most based Canadian citizens will fight back, even against our own heavily cucked government and military if need be.

We realize we are in this as much as you are, but we are being held hostage under Trudeau and patiently waiting for trump to win, so we can have some fucking help fixing our problem up here.

Most of the real Canucks would be on par with the patriots down south, and I personally would see us as one in the same.

Make North America Great Again.

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Amazing4bella 2 points ago +2 / -0

There would be a whole lot of Canadians waving the white flag and begging the USA to save us.

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Dreadnot [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

"And on that day, we were all French Canadians."

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Amazing4bella 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have an anger problem.

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Amazing4bella 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did I say in my comment that so pissed you off?

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Amazing4bella 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you actually think that the Canadian military would stand a chance against the Americans? How about I take back the white flag comment and replace it with capitulate.

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Dallasguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good land, fries with gravy. I'm in.

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CL1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

it'd be a bunch of good ole boys rolling in on thousands of Abrams tanks and a much bigger north dakota

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Schiffblower 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sign me up

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Risk or Stratego

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Dreadnot [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Civilization III

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wazzalurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

walleye wars

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TheImpossible1 0 points ago +3 / -3

USA, Brazil, Israel, UAE vs the world.

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christianknight 3 points ago +4 / -1

Israel and UAE = swamp

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TheImpossible1 1 point ago +2 / -1

They both are a US ally as of now.

Why would an Islamic country help China? We will have allies in this that we wouldn't even believe. China will eradicate Islam and those countries know it.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chine will eradicate Islam>

You know who else wants to eradicate Islam?

Israel will side with whoever does their dirty work bombing the middle east. This is why they are already onboard with Biden. Saudi is a puppet state and the UAE are a wild card.

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Golden_Eagle1776 0 points ago +2 / -2

It's not like Washington, Oregon, California would stop them from coming in and setting up on the west coast, either.

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DeplorablesLivesMAGA -1 points ago +3 / -4 (edited)

You don't know shit about Cali, keep it's name out your mouth.. We got more Patriots than a bunch of states combined. And fuck all you down voting faggots as well.

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Golden_Eagle1776 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sure hope so. We're gonna need you.

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DeplorablesLivesMAGA -2 points ago +2 / -4

All you faggots always talking shit. FAFO. We run deep here, Cali is Red.