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WeinerLapTop 15 points ago +15 / -0

His mother is the strongest woman in the world.

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FromBilgewater 10 points ago +10 / -0

She should have ran instead of Jeb!^TM^^PlzClap.

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nodoxplz 8 points ago +8 / -0

AIRHORN

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

360 no-scope

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lordvon 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL trump did all the roasting there ever needs to be done of Jeb! and all we do is repeat him and its still hilarious

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RaymondBPanelli 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bumps microphone

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ZoominLikeToobin 23 points ago +24 / -1

Please

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Rushock 18 points ago +18 / -0

Clap

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tdwinner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

For

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chadnadian 2 points ago +2 / -0

China

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +6 / -0

What’s the sound of one ¡Jeb! clapping?

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Knoppers 26 points ago +26 / -0

and I always thought his brother was the dumbest of the bunch

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udt2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

me too. biggest shock of the last few years is learning george IS the smart one

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

If W is your best son, feel free to put your testicles in the microwave.

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tdwinner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one ever said H.W. was smart either.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

That whole family is like a group of 6/10 girls at the club. They bring Jeb along because he's a 2/10 and makes them look pretty by comparison.

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

6/10, man you're generous. Their IQs are all below 90, Jeb!'s is below 70. H.W.'s might have been 95. Cretinous, corrupt pieces of shit they all are. If they had normal IQs they'd understand that Trump has all the cards. Do you think admiral Rogers only warned Trump about the espionage, but that they did nothing else after??

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Things are coming together a bit too nicely to be an accident.

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DrownByAqua 19 points ago +19 / -0

A Jeb sighting! Haven't seen those in a while.

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JiubUnbound 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's still upset that he couldn't convince anyone to use GuacMatic™ voting machines.

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codesherpa 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is the same guy who thought adding "!" to the end of his name would be enough defeat Trump.

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border_humper 13 points ago +13 / -0

stick to guac Jeb!

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EricTX 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wait, Cornyn said this? I know he is a RINO, but how stupid could he be to say this as the TX senator.

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Jeb4HOABoard 8 points ago +8 / -0

He just won reelection so he's banking on short term memory over the next 5+ years, leading to not being primarried. I hope he's wrong.

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EricTX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where did he say this? If I can find a source, I’m calling his office tomorrow.

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Formerlurker92 10 points ago +10 / -0

Uniparty coming out in force

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Udonfukwdajezuz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Says the guy who lost with the setup layup.

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ColludingWithAmerica 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are all the bush’s retards?

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +6 / -0

None of them has accomplished anything without the privilege of being in ‘the Club’. All beta males. Every single one of them

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Thep1mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems so...

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kag-2020- 2 points ago +3 / -1

One of the benefits of having your hand held through all your life. These people tend to be halfwits who pay people to make them look smart and fall flat on their face when not held up.

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LivingOnThinIce 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Hell with Incompetent corrupt statesmen

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Tejanopede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any word regarding Cornyn’s reaction to being mentioned in this context?

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americafirst1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope Jeb runs again in 2024 just so that we can all see him get BTFO once more time.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the best punching bags, don’t we?

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Auroraalpha 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pu-rease 👏crap👏

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TheNoxPirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

REKT

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Jeb4HOABoard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolute fucking losers. It pained me to vote for Cornyn.

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NoMoRedditYo [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too. I grimaced while filling in the little rectangle on the ballot.

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Thep1mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welp.... I guess we know where John Cornyn stands on this. Now we need to find out what skeletons are in his closet.

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WhatWouldMountainDew 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm beginning to remember why I voted 3rd party before Trump...

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Fluffy_Indigo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Someone PLEASE get this man a turtle and some more guac.

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kag-2020- 1 point ago +2 / -1

He was a CIA stooge who destroyed our country and God knows what else. The last thing he's worried about is the corruption his demon spawn are carrying out.

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catfoodsoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I frankly struggle to understand the legal theory of it."

That's because you're a mental midget, Cornyn. Now turn in your hat and spurs.

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WaitingOnTheDay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing like a "Republican" telling 18+ Republican states and all their citizens that we have no standing. I have a name for people like this. I mean, besides cock sucker. Frauds. Just like the election. Jeb is no better than the Democrats that coordinated the fraudulent activity.

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Pederella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cornyn is a slimy weasel fucker and I hated voting for him. We must start now on preparing his replacement.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Don't clap

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s the sound of one ¡Jeb! clapping?

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Mcbignuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

This complex none-existent theory they keep bringing up is the simple fact that, when a few states violate the constitution and thereby fix their elections, it affects the whole country, not just those states

Texas ran a clean election, Georgia did not, why should Texas see the will of its people overridden bcuz of state enabled fraud in Atlanta

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kekkk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its astounding watching these people just flat out ignore the merits of the case.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Retards

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Shalrath 1 point ago +1 / -0

like pottery

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

PLEASE CLAP!

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MeSewCorny 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fucking despise Senator Cornyn, my other Texas Senator. We cant get anyone to primary hus sorry ass.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t overlook that Cornyn is also a piece of shit

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dykstra89 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao jeb does nothing but get rekt non stop 24/7. he's such a fucking retarded cuck. i love it.

some of my favorite trump burns were on jeb and his donors during the primaries

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chadnadian 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOW ENERGY

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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slow and steady wins the race.

Jeb! 2024

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CommunismIsForLosers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine being Jeb and thinking you ever stood a chance.

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Pleepleus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Turn up the oof level to max.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

He said Q!!!!! Q qonfirmed!!!!

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Grilledpepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was surprised to see that the ruling didn't grant him electors from every state like the memes have been telling him

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BornAgainPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol Barnes jumped at that chance

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TheRealSasquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe Jeb got himself a little Dim Sum when he was not supposed to and he’s poopin in his pants now. Jeb is worthless got his mommy to speak up for him when he ran for President last time.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

His brother Prescott was also caught sleeping with a CCP/spy/whore. Probably the same bitch as Swalwell

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Pepe_longcockings 1 point ago +1 / -0

He must have a full 3” chinese cock in his ass

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bigmikesballsack 0 points ago +1 / -1

Jeb! is a fucking turd floating on top of the Swamp. No legal theory. Please. What part of "breached the Constitution" don't you understand, you fucking deep-state failure?