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or a bill gates monkey on their backs, lol.
The leftist lock downs and inanity are more insidious than a outsider power controlling us, as we can rationalize it and say "well they are Americans at least". Time to water the tree of liberty with you know, the thing.
Honestly, we can say we're going after Gates for trying to control/decimate the population by using a virus hoax to bring about forced vacinations but for me, secretly, it will always be for Window ME.
I got pretty good at fixing that “system” back in the day. I recall rejoicing when it’s replacement arrived thinking it would address ME’s bugs. Wasn’t that WIN 98? ugh
It is an outsider controlling us. China released the virus and then mobilized their American Agents, the traitors as I like to call them, to try and shut us down and destroy our economy. Of course, the transnational corporations love this as they can eat up all the market share previously held by small business.
Disease was extremely common, although they didn't have a complete concept of what a virus, microscopic parasite, or bacterium was. Smallpox, measles, influenza, typhus, yellow fever, etc. were all common at the time, and other diseases like bubonic plague, cholera, whooping cough, dysentery, diphtheria, malaria, and tuberculosis were known to occur in pockets and later, in some cases, in epidemics.
It was not uncommon at all for a family to have 7-12 children, with only half surviving to adulthood. This only really changed in the late 19th Century and 20th Century when disease and practical remedy began to be well understood and the demographic transition occurred, leading to fewer births and deaths.
Unfortunately in today's age we have liberals who are pussies hiding under their beds from a virus that has less than 1% chance of killing them. Could you imagine being that big of a pussy in life?
Nope...Seen em tho...been yelled at by em...Iv yelled back at em...watched em slink away talkin over thier shoulder at me. Fuckin snivling cowerds, the lot of em.
George Washington caught and beat smallpox while on a trip to Barbados when he was 19 years old. This gave him immunity later in his life when smallpox was rampant during the revolutionary war.
Eh. Mixed blessing. It saved our young nation from any talk of heirs or dynasties. Washington himself essentially turned down being a king / ruler.
It would've all depended on the character of the son. A true Washington Jr would've been mighty handy in the troubling times in our young nation, but if Jr or III was trading on their good name - not so much.
Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many men. They averaged six an hour…Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us…and he come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know, that was the time I was most frightened – waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
I told this girl walking around a clothing store in a mall who barked at me because I took my mask down to smile at a little kid who was staring at me in wonder. I just said keep it up this is why you're going out of business and you won't be able to bark orders at anyone when you're sitting home on UBI
Yeah the black plague wasn’t as dangerous, or the founding fathers weren’t aware of it. Or they simply didn’t think of it when writing that document. Can’t think of everything you know... we have to cut them some slack. Same with the second amendment, they clearly meant only the weapons from that time, they should have been more clear. But let’s not be too hard on them, we can jus re-interpret it and rewrite it in more modern language to accommodate for the changing times. There is nothing about the important transgender bathroom rights in there, and children gender-change operations. We should rewrite it every 10 years. We’ve got plenty of established journalists that are good with words that can help us.
Everyone who had a hand in taking freedom from Americans and destroying 100,000+ small businesses (and the families' wealth of those businesses), over the fucking seasonal flu, should be hanged in town centers and televised for the world to see.
I’m usually not for the death penalty because of its radical and permanent nature. And the the fact that there’s still a slight chance an innocent might perish.
But for this,I’m a radical. Everyone involved needs its head rolling to make an example.
Arizona's state legislature legit voted to reconvene only in 2021 because of "COVID concerns." This was right after Giuliani and Ellis appeared and showed damning proof of fraud, asking the legislature to invoke Article II. The response? "SHUT IT DOWN!"
Yo the General got a real bad infection in the winter and they drained like 5 pints or 5 liters, I forget, of his blood while he lay there dying, thinking aloud, "It will be okay everyone"
"Hey, Ben, you know about the Musselmen. What's this Qing thing with Xinjiang? Who the fuck are the Uyghurs and what's an Ush Rebellion?" (Some things apparently never change).
Too much of it was already restricted, reinterpreted, or abolished before the Shanghai Sniffles. Now, they turned the stove too high and Pepe is noticing.
"Give me liberty or give me death!...Unless there be pestilence, in which case I will be remaining at the homestead until I get the all clear." -Patrick Henry
I’ve read the Federalist Papers backwards and forwards. There is one that sticks out so much. Federalist 84:
“Any Constitution derived herefrom must create a protective federal government that loosely joins the states together while protecting their individual sovereignty and the rights of Man. Of course, should some exigent crisis emerge, the only recourse for Man shall be to shred the Constitution into thousands of pieces and toss it into the wind. After all, we will have not drafted the Constitution whilst giving consideration to crises. The Constitution shall only apply during times of joy, not sorrow.”
GEOTUS should emergency broadcast the link to SCOTUS hearings so all the brainwashed clueless normies know it’s happening and the link has to be somewhere that’s not cucked like YouTube
Just to be clear, they would have been educated enough to know the history of the Black Plague and still did not include provisions removing the rights of the American people knowing this.
"I have an idea! we count votes not by person, but through a mechanical device! There is no way to tell if it is counting accurately, and the operators actually have the ability to change the output if they so wanted"
Washington's troops literally had tonnes of diseases fighting for the independence of the U.S. Dumbo Dems and leftists globally want to lock you down forever because of a disease that mostly kills elderly people over 70 years of age with multiple complications like Diabetes or Heart illnesses.
Among a plethora of other diseases at the time I am sure.
Oh that rascal, Ben Franklin 😏
Flyin KITES
Flyin skirts.
Flyin' keys to chastity belts on the kites
Haulin' ass. Gettin' paid.
Ben Franklin raped me, it's indelible in my hippocampus.
He's a time traveling philanderer that ol' Ben.
Bill Gates. What a cuck that nerd turned out to be
Which door did you enter when you got to your home?
Ben Franklin is the devil
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTADnsFrPA
And they didn’t have antibiotics
or a bill gates monkey on their backs, lol. The leftist lock downs and inanity are more insidious than a outsider power controlling us, as we can rationalize it and say "well they are Americans at least". Time to water the tree of liberty with you know, the thing.
Honestly, we can say we're going after Gates for trying to control/decimate the population by using a virus hoax to bring about forced vacinations but for me, secretly, it will always be for Window ME.
His products keep me from worrying too much. He sucks at everything.
Until you get your own blue screen of death.
Windows has been worse than ME since 8.
I agree.
Windows ME. Only half a MEME.
What are you on about Windows CE, ME, NT was rock solid
To be fair, I have a whole laundry list of computing related items against Gates but I chose ME for humorous effect.
Haha. Nice chuckle. Though NT4 wasn't to bad after a service pack or two.
I got pretty good at fixing that “system” back in the day. I recall rejoicing when it’s replacement arrived thinking it would address ME’s bugs. Wasn’t that WIN 98? ugh
Nah. ME was the 2000 update to 98. Millenium Edition. I know they were hoping to bring NT technologies into it but that wouldn't happen until XP.
It is an outsider controlling us. China released the virus and then mobilized their American Agents, the traitors as I like to call them, to try and shut us down and destroy our economy. Of course, the transnational corporations love this as they can eat up all the market share previously held by small business.
Indeed but the sambos cracking the whips on us, are our own countrymen is what i'm saying.
Or much in the way of hygienic practices.
Or masks
Don't antibiotics target bacteria instead of virus? Virus is inside your cells, not that easy to eradicate.
Syphilis is a bacterial infection
But they did have swift justice. Equally applied. I think.
All cats are gray in the dark
There's an Oregon Trail meme in here somewhere.
Disease was extremely common, although they didn't have a complete concept of what a virus, microscopic parasite, or bacterium was. Smallpox, measles, influenza, typhus, yellow fever, etc. were all common at the time, and other diseases like bubonic plague, cholera, whooping cough, dysentery, diphtheria, malaria, and tuberculosis were known to occur in pockets and later, in some cases, in epidemics.
It was not uncommon at all for a family to have 7-12 children, with only half surviving to adulthood. This only really changed in the late 19th Century and 20th Century when disease and practical remedy began to be well understood and the demographic transition occurred, leading to fewer births and deaths.
Unfortunately in today's age we have liberals who are pussies hiding under their beds from a virus that has less than 1% chance of killing them. Could you imagine being that big of a pussy in life?
Its MUCH less than 1%. For people aged between 30 and 60 its about 1 in 10,000; under 30 about 1 in 50,000. Over 70 about 1 in 100 (i.e 1%).
75pc of people (ALL AGES) who get infected remain asymptomatic and not sick.
CDC figures
In 2018, 1,500,000 people died of Tuberculosis. Did we shut down the world’s economy? No, we did not!
Nope...Seen em tho...been yelled at by em...Iv yelled back at em...watched em slink away talkin over thier shoulder at me. Fuckin snivling cowerds, the lot of em.
I actually tried to imagine being that big of a pussy. Unfortunately I couldn't.
Imagine the size of the covid it would take to fill that pussy.
yeah real diseases with a much higher kill rate than .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
George Washington caught and beat smallpox while on a trip to Barbados when he was 19 years old. This gave him immunity later in his life when smallpox was rampant during the revolutionary war.
Heres more: https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/smallpox/
Like a mother fucking Chad. I once heard he had like, 30 fucking dicks
You heard wrong. It was 50.
Not sure about the actual number of dicks, but his balls were HUUUGGE
In all seriousness, he was able to crush a walnut against his index finger with his thumb. The man was a beast.
I heard he could crush a walnut between his massive balls.
He did, and that walnut's name was George William Frederick.
Crush a walnut between his almonds?
the real reason we have 50 stars on the flag today
And all were fucking
6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton
He'll save children.
But not the British children.
Dude had a wooden grill. Legit.
Opponents beware! Opponents beware!
And that's to speak nothing of the ones he used for other purposes.
https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc
I gotchu
But could he have survived the Lung Pow Sicken with a 99% survival rate...? We'll never know 🤣
I love fun facts!
It's also why he left no heirs. The disease probably left him sterile.
god dam shame if true.
Eh. Mixed blessing. It saved our young nation from any talk of heirs or dynasties. Washington himself essentially turned down being a king / ruler.
It would've all depended on the character of the son. A true Washington Jr would've been mighty handy in the troubling times in our young nation, but if Jr or III was trading on their good name - not so much.
Yeah totally agree. I'd like to believe he would have told his son to stay out of politics and pursue the military instead haha.
Couldn’t they fashion masks out of cotton back then? Oh the humanity!
Shoot. You’re right. I said the C word!
Please call our complaints department at: fo fo fi- fi fo tree ni.
The worst part is, I know exactly hat numbers to call.😂
now wait just a cotton pickin’ minute
Like flags for the rest of the world to envy.
There was one during the Winter at Valley Forge.
The soldiers inoculated themselves with the blood of the infected so they could kill more tyrants over Christmas.
Yes we are. We have no idea of what that generation endured to be free.
Gove me liberty or give me death.
It was not just some cool punkrock slogan.
Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces…in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many men. They averaged six an hour…Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us…and he come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know, that was the time I was most frightened – waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a life jacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
Where is that quote from?
Jaws.
You didnt have measles parties and such when you were a kid?
We still do it.
Chuck Norris woulda been the pissboy back then.
It's ok, we're dealing with a novel virus. So we can ignore that pesky document.
Oh, that's fine, then. There's never been one of those before.
Where’s your F’n MASK?! You tryna kill my poor old grandma with that nose and mouth of yours?
I told this girl walking around a clothing store in a mall who barked at me because I took my mask down to smile at a little kid who was staring at me in wonder. I just said keep it up this is why you're going out of business and you won't be able to bark orders at anyone when you're sitting home on UBI
Yeah yeah yeah. And make sure you cover that nose and don’t try to sneak by with just your mouth covered. You can go to jail for that.
I just dont have to wear masks
Well at least we cured the seasonal Flu and Heart Disease in 2020
Cured the common cold. Fauci's been trying for 50 years.
Yeah the black plague wasn’t as dangerous, or the founding fathers weren’t aware of it. Or they simply didn’t think of it when writing that document. Can’t think of everything you know... we have to cut them some slack. Same with the second amendment, they clearly meant only the weapons from that time, they should have been more clear. But let’s not be too hard on them, we can jus re-interpret it and rewrite it in more modern language to accommodate for the changing times. There is nothing about the important transgender bathroom rights in there, and children gender-change operations. We should rewrite it every 10 years. We’ve got plenty of established journalists that are good with words that can help us.
they do the same with the bible. any timeless document that convicts them and deems their current way of living unacceptable.
Trace, Trace!
You don’t understand, the way this virus kills you sometimes is indistinguishable from gunshot wounds.
And indistinguishable from motorcycle accidents.
Novel? As in it adapts to the demands of the narrative? 😉
Its only novel because of Fauci's "gain of function" research
I was having a discussion with a liberal yesterday. BuT ItS EXteNuaTiNg CiRcuMStaNceS. Yep, better burn the Constitution then.
Everyone who had a hand in taking freedom from Americans and destroying 100,000+ small businesses (and the families' wealth of those businesses), over the fucking seasonal flu, should be hanged in town centers and televised for the world to see.
I’m usually not for the death penalty because of its radical and permanent nature. And the the fact that there’s still a slight chance an innocent might perish.
But for this,I’m a radical. Everyone involved needs its head rolling to make an example.
Yes. They do deserve to be hanged for treason. They're using the excuse of "protecting us" to create their authoritarian dystopia.
Invoke Article C-19!
And A-10 too as well please!
don't forget Article AR-15!
We have the best articles folks.. Believe me!
Lets not forget R2D2
And the all important C3PO
AC-130 needs to be invoked.
I'm partial to article B17 myself.
I'd like to invoke the BMG-50 also
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! FUCK YEAH
I would prefer to invoke Article M240B. I ran a machine gun range at Ft. Lewis for 2 years. Millions of rounds through the M249 SAW and M240B.
Hundreds of malfunctions on the SAW. Several per day, per lane.
One malfunction, on one lane, for the M240B. Once.
We cleaned both weapon systems to the same level, every day.
For the Zombie Apocalypse, or to kill commies, I will take the M240B.
C-4
Once Article OS 10.14.6 gets a security update, then our nation can heal.
I can hear the Chicoms singing on the other side, commander-
Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Underrated lolololol
Arizona's state legislature legit voted to reconvene only in 2021 because of "COVID concerns." This was right after Giuliani and Ellis appeared and showed damning proof of fraud, asking the legislature to invoke Article II. The response? "SHUT IT DOWN!"
Oy vey, you can't intervene, "the people" have spoken!
Run away! Run away! 🐇
Just to be clear we flush this if there is a virus that 99.98% will survive, right?
Try 99.999% if you are under 70
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/planning-scenarios.html
Yes, sir. We will flush it to save just one life - Andrew cuomo agrees
Before or after he sends sick people into nursing homes?
Imagine the greatest republic ever created ...destroyed by a cold.....never gonna happen.
China Flu is overrated
It’s 99.9% not serious
Yo the General got a real bad infection in the winter and they drained like 5 pints or 5 liters, I forget, of his blood while he lay there dying, thinking aloud, "It will be okay everyone"
I too learned from glen beck unfortunately how they killed George Washington.
Idk who that is, i listened to Washington's biography
You don't know who Glenn Beck is? Guy from fox that started The Blaze
“The fuck’s a virus?”
Ben Franklin: I think they are taking about Animalcules and bacteria. You can find them in all sorts of waters which is why I only drink beer and wine
"The Fuck the Qing Dynasty want with us?"
"Why do the Orientals send us a fever?"
"Hey, Ben, you know about the Musselmen. What's this Qing thing with Xinjiang? Who the fuck are the Uyghurs and what's an Ush Rebellion?" (Some things apparently never change).
Why aren't they wearing masks?
Especially one with a 99.97% survival rate
Too much of it was already restricted, reinterpreted, or abolished before the Shanghai Sniffles. Now, they turned the stove too high and Pepe is noticing.
Trump reducing the restrictions got America cooking again, but not in the way the Deep State wanted.
I did not know memes could be this spicy this late in the evening!! Good post OP!
Thank God we didn’t have mail in ballots in the 18th Century!
So the founding fathers didn't care about your grandma???
Random, but I wonder what the world would look like if Imperial Japan had defeated China before we took them down in WW2..
“Wait hold on guys... let it burn for another minute”
If they wanted to give it another shot I wouldn't be too upset.
They did defeat China. We should have let them keep it.
They would have likely genocides all Chinese though....
Meh
All the diseases they didn't have vaccines for back then...
Yep. Pick one we are all gonna die, or we are all going stomp the ass of those that told us we are all gonna die. Pick one. I have. Shits getting old.
The lost enumerated power of the constitution: If everybody gets scared enough, you guys can switch over to flat out communism.
"Give me liberty or give me death!...Unless there be pestilence, in which case I will be remaining at the homestead until I get the all clear." -Patrick Henry
I’ve read the Federalist Papers backwards and forwards. There is one that sticks out so much. Federalist 84:
“Any Constitution derived herefrom must create a protective federal government that loosely joins the states together while protecting their individual sovereignty and the rights of Man. Of course, should some exigent crisis emerge, the only recourse for Man shall be to shred the Constitution into thousands of pieces and toss it into the wind. After all, we will have not drafted the Constitution whilst giving consideration to crises. The Constitution shall only apply during times of joy, not sorrow.”
That's pretty damn prophetic.
They're getting away with it so far, too.
The news media has gone into Super Hyper Drive trying to push the China Virus. They do not want anyone watching the SCOTUS.
GEOTUS should emergency broadcast the link to SCOTUS hearings so all the brainwashed clueless normies know it’s happening and the link has to be somewhere that’s not cucked like YouTube
Just to be clear, they would have been educated enough to know the history of the Black Plague and still did not include provisions removing the rights of the American people knowing this.
"I have an idea! we count votes not by person, but through a mechanical device! There is no way to tell if it is counting accurately, and the operators actually have the ability to change the output if they so wanted"
gunshot
You mean they didn't postpone for the sniffles?
Yes absolutely worth a sticky.
Ted Cruz should use that as a exhibit at SCOTUS
53,772,990 people around the world have gotten COVID-19 and recovered from it.
That's probably more people than legitimately voted for Biden.
Brilliant work
Communism is the virus
Washington's troops literally had tonnes of diseases fighting for the independence of the U.S. Dumbo Dems and leftists globally want to lock you down forever because of a disease that mostly kills elderly people over 70 years of age with multiple complications like Diabetes or Heart illnesses.
cough cough Shut it all down!
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inalienable rights to speak, worship, and peacefully assemble
Why didn't the British think of that? Revolution would have just given up and stayed inside.
In a nutshell In a nutty world
*With a 99.8+% survival rate
The virus is Anti-Americanism. They also have a cure for that....hot lead!
That's the thing. Its basically a bad cold. Don't think its gonna make a difference
The greatest song paying tribute to our first president https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
A virus with a 99.9785% survival rate btw.
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