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djtverystablegenius 83 points ago +83 / -0

Laughs in .556

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deleted 53 points ago +53 / -0
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d_lock 25 points ago +25 / -0

Laughs in 5.56, 7.62x39, 7.62x51, 7.62x54R, 7mm Rem Mag, 9mm, 10mm, .45 ACP, .44 Mag, 12 ga

You can never have enough diversity. That, or maybe I have a problem...

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Honk4Trump 23 points ago +23 / -0

Funny story. My buddy called me and said “hey this gun store has 7.62, do you want a box?” I told him sure, pick one up for me. Turns out it was 7.62x25 made specifically for a Russian pistol from the 1900’s. Now I’m like, do I buy that gun just so I can shoot this ammo? 🤷

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jnathan2010 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tokarev, lol?

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Honk4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes!

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mintscape 2 points ago +2 / -0

do I buy that gun just so I can shoot this ammo?

Of course, them the rules.

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Clandestiny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

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Russian_ambassador 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes

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Russian_ambassador 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sad I can't be as diverse as you all right now, but do what I can.

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Scumbag-reddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

+6.5 grendel

+.308

+.40

+.38

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GiggleStick 11 points ago +11 / -0

.556 is too clean and easy for them. I’m thinking a fucking battle hammer or claymore ought to do nicely for these people.

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't want to get close.

308 WIN from 200 yards away.

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KRM944 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek! Hope that was a typo.

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SFWarrior 8 points ago +8 / -0

Laughs in 556, 40 S&W, and unicorn-no-fucks-given 45 GAP

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's 45 gap?

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SFWarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glock 37 ; look it up.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eh. Glocks. Thanks but not a fan. I like having an external hammer mechanism to decock the old fashioned way (not the safest, but it's how I was taught).

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SFWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was my first gun 10 years ago. I look at it the opposite now. In a panic situation, I want the least amount of steps. I’m about to buy a Staccato 2011 in 9mm form.

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Laughs in .300 Win Mag

Also laughs in NFA Happy Switch

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Bigdickenergy2 67 points ago +67 / -0

What are they gonna do? Burn down their own shit hole cities again?

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AnointedVisions 26 points ago +26 / -0

"oh please no dont... no, stop..."

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shadypollster 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yep.

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Auroraalpha 13 points ago +13 / -0

And then beg for a bailout.

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SpezLovesHisBull 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or come out to the suburbs that are half demcucks and end up Rittenhoused by the half that aren't?

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LarryLambskin 61 points ago +61 / -0

Do they not realize that by rigging an election openly... And denying the opportunity to present evidence...they are in fact the ones that would be starting a civil war

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Haven91 31 points ago +31 / -0

They live in a parallel universe made of soy.

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Whosaidwhatnow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dems: "We didn't cheat, but you're still not allowed to do an audit!". They are indignant about it too.

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Desert_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

They know they cheated, deep down in their soy hearts

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Doctor_Strangelove 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are engaged in a naked seizure of power through election fraud and think that shit is gonna fly, like they are still some spoiled rotten kid cheating at monopoly and their parents will just let them win again. Nah bitch you about to get fucked up

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benfranklin207 31 points ago +31 / -0

I will slap the soy out of twenty of them before they could say that I am "A Fucking white male"

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sustainable_saltmine 31 points ago +31 / -0

These lefty faggot LARPers have no idea. They really think anyone is on their side. The military is definitely NOT on their side.

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Skeld 6 points ago +6 / -0

But Biden won all military ballots! /s

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

No the senior command staff may be.

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petejc003 19 points ago +19 / -0

I seem to recall a certain global empire in the 18th century telling us we'd be royally fucked. Can't quite remember how that turned out..

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AnointedVisions 17 points ago +17 / -0

Now they pay their government for licenses to watch TV and get arrested for misgendering people on the internet

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d_lock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell, I seem to remember a president in the 19th century almost getting cheated out of an election... I can't remember if he got elected, or how that next presidency turned out...

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shadypollster 13 points ago +13 / -0

pats his saiga

Good good let the hate flow through you.

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PaulieM91 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your Russian Tundra Goat seems to be a very good boy.

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shadypollster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Da tovarisch he is just a big kid reelly.

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Okiedoked2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fucking hilarious...I thought for sure these cucks knew what we liked to do for fun.........pew pew.

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PaulieM91 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm terrified of plastic shields and white oak dowel rods that snap against dense muscle. We're so screwed guys. What are we going to do!?!?!?!?!

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not let them get close. That's the main thing.

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mintscape 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they have carboard shields, guns would be useless.

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webthing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Game over boys. 😂

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glow-operator-2-0 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't need to blast the dams.

Certain raw water conduits are used to bring them fresh water. Just shut the valves & you get surrender in about 3 days.

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Notchinese 8 points ago +8 / -0

They have no clue what would hit them if patriots decided to go full board on them.

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AmishMachinist 8 points ago +8 / -0

as a Texan, this makes me nervous as hell.

Must be one of the faggy Cali transplants.

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ThusAlwaysToTyrants [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably owns a katana or two. Be scared

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codesherpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

A set of nun-chucks too. A couple throwing stars.

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reckoningSE 5 points ago +5 / -0

While we were mastering meme warfare, he was mastering the blade.

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kc5ods 2 points ago +2 / -0

are mall-ninja's invited to the civil war party?

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COnDEMnED 7 points ago +7 / -0

My Black Rain Ordinance Spec+ had to reach over and hold my 1911s trembling hand. Just kidding, that 1911 is a bonafide killer. The .22 S&W was concerned though. I told him he’d likely not see battle in favor of the Glock 19x and the Beretta APX FDE. I told the .22 to be a big brave boy and stay behind to guard the 410 and over/under 20 gauge shotgun, but that the Benelli M4 was likely coming with me.

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x79q3pb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very brave, so diverse.

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SFWarrior 6 points ago +6 / -0

we have the ammo. all of it.

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shadypollster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks Obama!

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Big_dick_cheney 6 points ago +8 / -2

These cucks can’t figure out what bathroom to use or hair color but think they can handle war. For real great awakening

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ThusAlwaysToTyrants [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

My pmags fuckin love to cosplay as being tolerant

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Ex-libtard 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol

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Thep1mp 5 points ago +5 / -0

My answer.......

I’m your huckleberry. For those who don’t know that means “fuck around and find out”. They have fucked around and seem to be getting ready to find out, regardless of how this goes. The storm is coming friends.

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Cali_Republican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone got a bulldozer? I have a welder and spare plates.

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Soulmask2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh no! Transgenqueers are gonna rise up against patriots whatever shall we do

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misterLahey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh the noez! Scrawny Starbucks baristas with useless humanities degrees are going to meet us in battle! We’re doomed, frens!

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Loscann 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it because they queens , how is royally

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OutcastSeal 4 points ago +4 / -0

These LARPers couldn't find ammo if they tried. And even if they did, their mommies wouldn't be able to afford it

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JamesBlomey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just for the record, someone that speaks fluent fuckhead should inform /politics that no one is asking them to riot. That is their type 2 retardation at work.

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IPMang 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think they have any clue just how many guns have been lost while boating.

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TwitterIsTrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are royally f’ed already with a political party literally stealing our presidential election so they can stage a communist takeover to help China, but ok

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

dangit, they figured us out. we are just cosplaying. none of this is for real.

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motrhed3 3 points ago +3 / -0

be wary frens, these people will be coming at you with umbrellas, skateboards, plastic garbage can shields and broomsticks. They ae a dangerous adversary we need to be cautious of.

(yes, some have real weapons, but most are larpers)

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BritGroyper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha bring it trannies.

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Haywood_Jablome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most of us have been prepping and target shooting for years while these dots have been fingering each others assholes. Not worried.

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NighT93 3 points ago +3 / -0

My sides.

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billClintonIsARapist 3 points ago +3 / -0

ohnoitsretarded.jpeg

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Carbum 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have no idea... all their online friends are keyboard warriors that will hide the moment they smell testosterone.

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I for one am utterly quaking at impotent threats issued by a kmfdm fan. Lol

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WhatWouldMountainDew 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it came to that, I would be more concerned about the globalists from other countries coming in with their armies trying to "stabilize" things.

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BigLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

If our weeks of warnings won't get through your thick skulls, maybe something of a different caliber will do the trick.

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PaulieM91 2 points ago +2 / -0

laughs in wardrums

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Jackdorsey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are..... these people...... serious..? Hahahahaha ok game on! Hahahahaha I’ll be your huckleberry.

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hunterhiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao they think they so tough

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67Vert 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL. They have no idea how the process works. But they know they’re losing

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Laughs in basic martial arts training

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Doctor_Strangelove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmfao. We will crush these dirty communists like insects

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Cowcutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🤣

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JohnMcCainsTumors 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha. Imagine for a second being this fucking stupid. What's that like I wonder?

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HighPedeEnergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Royally fucked.” Says the cuck without night vision and standard mags.

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nowrongwrong 1 point ago +1 / -0

MAGA cosplayers

Are...are they talking about Sunday Gunday? Do they think those are Airsofts?