His transformation into his final form is almost complete... In about 3 more years Ted's hair will start to turn blonde and his skin will take on a golden orange glow
And if you're wondering what Ted Cruz is eating, In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.
I was under the impression that the only state that didn't have correct pizza was California.
I've even read more about Chez Panisse than so many food readers, I figure.
The Puck versions were the worst.
And, please. I say this with the utmost affection for what CA does so well and the list is long.
His transformation into his final form is almost complete... In about 3 more years Ted's hair will start to turn blonde and his skin will take on a golden orange glow
I always thought a ‘hot carl’ was some disgusting sex act, not even joking. Something poop related i guess
It is
You're thinking of a Cruz Missile
Hot carl?
And if you're wondering what Ted Cruz is eating, In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.
It’s called Little Caesars everywhere else.
Not caring about quality is right. The Crazy Bread is good though.
Everywhere that I've lived, including Cali, a Hot Carl was a degenerate sex act...
I was under the impression that the only state that didn't have correct pizza was California.
I've even read more about Chez Panisse than so many food readers, I figure.
The Puck versions were the worst.
And, please. I say this with the utmost affection for what CA does so well and the list is long.
Unless he just shaved it’s an old pic.
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When you’re heading to court you “lawyer up”, but what does a lawyer do? “Pizza Up!” Ted’s stockpiling his carbs!
Shaved his beard? Not good. That was the source of his power...
Real muthaphukin G