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TheJimmReaper 14 points ago +14 / -0

His transformation into his final form is almost complete... In about 3 more years Ted's hair will start to turn blonde and his skin will take on a golden orange glow

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Pepe_longcockings 6 points ago +6 / -0

I always thought a ‘hot carl’ was some disgusting sex act, not even joking. Something poop related i guess

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CrystalPlatypus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're thinking of a Cruz Missile

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RepublicanRN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hot carl?

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HerestheHarrisonDeal [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

And if you're wondering what Ted Cruz is eating, In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.

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Nevercommunism55 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s called Little Caesars everywhere else.

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Nevercommunism55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not caring about quality is right. The Crazy Bread is good though.

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CrystalPlatypus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everywhere that I've lived, including Cali, a Hot Carl was a degenerate sex act...

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was under the impression that the only state that didn't have correct pizza was California.
I've even read more about Chez Panisse than so many food readers, I figure.

The Puck versions were the worst.

And, please. I say this with the utmost affection for what CA does so well and the list is long.

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Femprep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unless he just shaved it’s an old pic.

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Ella101 1 point ago +1 / -0

link

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you’re heading to court you “lawyer up”, but what does a lawyer do? “Pizza Up!” Ted’s stockpiling his carbs!

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TexasPiper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shaved his beard? Not good. That was the source of his power...

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Dieselslacker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Real muthaphukin G