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posted ago by Crypulous ago by Crypulous +1368 / -0
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RexCollumSilvarum 21 points ago +21 / -0

When Greenland joins, this is going to be the capital city:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qeqqata

Look at that name! That's the toppest of qeqs, folks! And it even means "The Center"!

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Mr_Dags 14 points ago +14 / -0

Make Australia forty twelve!

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ninjacomments 4 points ago +4 / -0

MAFT!! I'll get the hats made!

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Mr_Dags 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha! I like it! I'll even pay extra for the "Made in America" tag!

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Vegemighty!

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muddismyname 10 points ago +10 / -0

As the 51st state. Would you choose Greenland, Taiwan, or Porto Rico?

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GodSaveTheWest 13 points ago +13 / -0

Need to deal with that islamic problem first

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BeardedNinjaPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Given time, the Muslims will invade your small towns as well. Unless something drastic is done to change the course of your country.

We have the same issue here. The UN calls it replacement migration.

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GodSaveTheWest 3 points ago +3 / -0

its a long term issue, theyre outbreeding brits. Once they reach a certain percentage its done.

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b667 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can Poland join United States of America as the 52nd state? I'd rather join the US than the fucking commie EU bastards.

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TheWatcherWhoWatches 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen to that

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GodSaveTheWest 9 points ago +9 / -0

PR is too much of a liability with its debt and such, Taiwan is too far away, Greenland for sure.

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BajoPivljanin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Greenland, as the foothold for invasion of Communist Europe

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greenland for sure. Although Taiwan is a close second. Puerto Rico we need to just get rid of, they can be their own country. Sorry Puerto Rico pedes, but it’s more corrupt than California. No Bueno.

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TheEagleSays 4 points ago +4 / -0

NGL I want to buy 1000 acres in Greenland for $0.23 an acre.

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TheJimmReaper 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lol look at how big Greenland is on that map (on most maps actually it's disproportionately scaled)

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420weedscopes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wowowow as a Canadian and proud member of the 51st state I take offense to this they can be 52.

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Boruzu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lest we forget… That was a great story to take my mind off the Russia hoax for a while back then.

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j4ckp0t 3 points ago +3 / -0

Folks from Greenland come to my province for shopping couple times a year. Really friendly people.

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redinmn 2 points ago +2 / -0

IT WILL BE OURS!

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