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newchina 187 points ago +188 / -1

Cuckerberg is a C_A front man. He’s a puppet, nothing more. His wife is also probably his handler ffs.

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RexCollumSilvarum 105 points ago +105 / -0

Lifelog vanishes, Facebook appears. Who could have thought?

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Eu-is-socialist 95 points ago +95 / -0

Let's not forget how HARD all the other big tech corps pushed facebook and integrated it into their products.

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pindleskin 43 points ago +44 / -1

I'm willing to accept that this was due to VC burning money to create a monopoly.

But once there was a clear winner, the C_A definitely made him a visit.

People laugh at how backwards Russia is due to what happened with Durov.

Truth is, the same thing happened in the USA, except that unlike Durov, Zuckerborg sided with the deep state instead of his country.

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Eu-is-socialist 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm willing to accept that this was due to VC burning money to create a monopoly.

I don't buy it.

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ColludingWithAmerica 19 points ago +19 / -0

8 years without a profit ...

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Eu-is-socialist 14 points ago +14 / -0

All the while former social networks were dying ...

I just re read a bit ... i might be wrong on this one :D

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somercet 2 points ago +3 / -1

Google has failed twice to create a social networking site.

It's harder than it looks.

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trumpslide2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

That VC is a CIA front.

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KARMAAACS 22 points ago +22 / -0

Almost every Android smartphone comes bundled with the damn spyware crap. I uninstall it right away, but likely it still has a backdoor somewhere sniffing every word you type.

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Eu-is-socialist 22 points ago +22 / -0

more like sniffing every word you utter or type.

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Watermelons 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. Does Mavis Beacon still teach typing?

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trumpslide2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's out visiting Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben right now

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LessAndLessIronic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also the timing between letters you type, so they can fingerprint it and know you typed it.

And the exact number of seconds you pause on pictures, so guage your mood and time the exact moment when ads can most effectively be delivered.

I wonder if I can start patenting the worst crap I can think of so that I can become rich when it is inevitably revealed it was happening all along.

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orangemanwins202020 1 point ago +1 / -0

how about voting software that.... does it's thing

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247TrumpRally 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden enters the chat

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Blacktalon 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just assume everything I say or do is recorded, I'm just straight outa fucks to give at this point.

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Jobu567 3 points ago +3 / -0

yup. same.

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trumpslide2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I used to guard what I said, but now I don't give a damn. The subversives tracking all of us can go to hell.

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Donnybiceps 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you get rid of this Spyware? Got directions?

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workinating 5 points ago +5 / -0

Long press app. Tap info. Tap uninstall. You usually can't uninstall facebook, so deactivate it instead. Next, get a dumbphone.

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

AT&T used to install it as a system app (might still, I dropped those assholes years ago) with no way to disable it or remove it's permissions.

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pindleskin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Almost every Android smartphone comes bundled with the damn spyware crap

Forget the "almost" part.

If you're willing to give up a few conveniences, you can de-google your phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqSCmT5S-2w

Obviously glowies still have access, but at least you're giving google the finger.

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter too - I remember when it was just getting started the media was shilling for it 24/7, encouraging everyone to “send them a tweet” to comment on a story.

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Eu-is-socialist 1 point ago +1 / -0

the media ... google with android ... even apple .

It was weird ...

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richmomz 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was weird

No - it was planned.

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Eu-is-socialist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure ... still it felt fucking weird .

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hondo1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep!

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NostalgicFuturist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds kinda DARPy

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1777 24 points ago +25 / -1

The hippie movement began at Berkeley. Occupy BS began at Berkeley. College aged kids are the main protesters. Let’s take a look at who the handler is on these campuses.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 17 points ago +17 / -0

Berkeley used to be discovering new elements for the periodic table

Now they are discovering new genders

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Jabblemonkey1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Some ChiCom.

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

>The hippie movement began at Berkeley.

You surely will have something to back that claim up, wouldn't you?

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MountainViolinist 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was discussing with my friend about Google too. He heard about it from a cool nerdy math teacher back in high school, same as me on the other coast.

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tonesolaris 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was in college when Facebook took off. I disagree, that shit was organic af. Facebook pretty much invented social media as we know it. It provided so many services and capabilities that were previously unavailable. People tend to forget, or have no personal experience with, how limited the internet was back then. Before Facebook, you would communicate with people using AIM, or call them on their phone - one at a time - that's pretty much the only way to do it. Organizing something like a house party was a whole operation in terms of getting the word out - and it involved finding lots of little scraps of paper with people's numbers or emails jotted on them - or tasking people to invite others for you. There is nothing organized or forced about the rise of Facebook among college students, which was their initial market, in those early years. Suddenly, you had your entire social network's information completely organized, and had access to your friends' individual social networks. Organizing a party, or finding out who that cute girl in your history class is, suddenly became a whole lot easier. We were in desperate need of something like that, and it performed its job 100%. Those first few years, it was a completely different product that served a completely different function.

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tonesolaris 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm saying the degree in which it became popularized was organic.

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WishdoctorsSong 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit why a guy with that much money would settle for her all of a sudden makes perfect sense.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

He met her in college and after he became a billionaire went back and was flaunting his new cash in front of her

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is a soulless and prideless way to win a woman. Perfect for a guy like Zuck.

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NostalgicFuturist 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is an Uncanny Valley situation. He's an animatronic puppet with 20-year-old AI features the CIA has failed to update. That's why he doesn't do a very convincing impression of a human.

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FAQ-REDDIT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Handle him with her arm completely up his ass.

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DeusVultPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

With pictures of it being used as blackmail to ensure the Zuck cucks for China.

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BloodDe 89 points ago +89 / -0

Whenever I see him talk I never get the impression he's actually in charge of anything. It seems like he's just reacting to shit he has no clue about.

He probably sold out long ago and they left him in that position as an American figurehead.

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Sheprecon31 23 points ago +24 / -1

Fucking borg resistance is futile

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f_bastiat 12 points ago +12 / -0

Unrelated, but I always say 'resistance is futile' to my 5 month old when she's kicking me while I'm changing her diaper. She loses ever time but I appreciate her fight.

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Sheprecon31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol class sir my boy was a nightmare lol those days are gone and won't be coming bk thank god

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dontCensorMeBro 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm still convinced that he underwent some form of MK Ultra "treatment".

He seriously looks like his soul was drained out of him and his appearance only being a hollow shell.

In fact, CIA probably needed someone 100% controllable, when they ditched their "Lifelog" project in the same week they installed Facebook.
"Makes sense" for them to have a conditioned pawn as CEO.

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BloodDe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like they way you think.

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travisestes 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks terrified usually. Like a kid telling you his bruises are from falling down the stairs.

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Couch42 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they killed off the real Zuck and replaced him with a fake with bad plastic surgery. The guy who testifies in congress doesn't really look like the guy from the photos pre-2012.

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FAQ-REDDIT 6 points ago +6 / -0

...a talking HEAD, like max headroom but without any intelligence or character.

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TheAntiCommie76 45 points ago +45 / -0

He looks half dead.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 16 points ago +16 / -0

Obama gets fucked by a man pretending to be a women, he's as defeated as they come.

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FAQ-REDDIT 13 points ago +13 / -0

It is believable, after seeing the video of him doing butterfly weight (2lb) lifting, making faces of strain on his body. What a pussy.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

What weight could Michael do I wonder?

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2020magatrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deadlift treefiddy

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Sirbigusdickus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Michael was a highly successful collegiate linebacker and could have gone pro. He tore up the sled in training, just like he tears up Hussein’s asshole.

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Saltynips 1 point ago +1 / -0

And he comes from being defeated

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Sheprecon31 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stress does that to a man I've seen it, he survives on amphetamine based supliments now why would a man with all that wonga be stressed it's not his he a figure head

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DaveMastor 31 points ago +31 / -0

He also went from normal looking human to Area 51 reject. I suspect the Chinese nabbed him on a visit and brainwashed him (Which is absolutely something you can do if you have access to the right stimulus and chemicals) - explains the uncanny, vacant eyes.

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DeusVultPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Eve!

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the bright side, that ended up in God giving us his Son Jesus Christ.

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thehacker4channel 10 points ago +10 / -0

Women suck men dry and then berate them over every tiny thing they do. Facts.

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GurnBlansten 30 points ago +30 / -0

Fang fang!

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you're on the 8-Gang, don't Bang Fang Fang unless you wanna Hang Hang.

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Sheprecon31 19 points ago +19 / -0

Fake marriage she's a plant make sure everything's running tickity boo you wait and see

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ManOnTheEdge 7 points ago +7 / -0

stuff like this has happened in the past, wouldn't be a surprise

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Jabblemonkey1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Tickity boo, huh?

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Sheprecon31 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol like that lad just jumped in my sweed

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Jabblemonkey1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your sweed?

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Sheprecon31 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bonce or head lol it's a fucked up English thing that rubbed off on us Welsh 👍

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for the translation.

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silentnoobxd 4 points ago +4 / -0

The CCP are fans of underage honey pot scams

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Sheprecon31 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes they are through out history same as the Muslims

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Doth 3 points ago +4 / -1

If you fall for an underage girl, you get what's coming to you. That's why it's smart to meet a girl's parents before you fuck her. What are you doing banging whores, anyway, Eric!?

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silentnoobxd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no, the girl doesn't actually have to be underage. The CCP just makes up whatever paperwork they need to. There's a lot of people in China with unknown birthdays, so it's pretty easy for them to fudge it down, and then who would you complain to?

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, so many peasants born in a wooden washtub on the back end of nowhere, anyone can be anyone.

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silentnoobxd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Usually it's the party-connected rich people's kids. They'd think nothing of using poor people, but generally the westerners cross over the most with city dwellers that have careers

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silentnoobxd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Usually it's the party-connected rich people's kids. They'd think nothing of using poor people, but generally the westerners cross over the most with city dwellers that have careers

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DutchDonFan 17 points ago +17 / -0

Didn't he ask Xi to give their then unborn child its name? Xi declined if I remember correctly.

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47urOFH3d 17 points ago +18 / -1

You are what you eat. In this case: china asshoe.

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Johnfox13 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, anyone forgot about Edward Snowden, NSA, CIA etc leak? It implicated Facebook and the five eyes

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't find it but someone posted evidence on 8ch a while back that Snowden and Zuckerberg are cousins, photos of them as young teenagers together at a family shindig along with Mike Rothschild and some boy band singer whose name I forget.

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China-is-asshoe 15 points ago +17 / -2

Yellow fever?

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like me a roof Korean personally

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do those come in female?

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ManOnTheEdge 8 points ago +8 / -0

nothing quite like a homely family-oriented wife

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stay_mad_45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe they're in Europe, homely doesn't mean ugly over there, it's more like comforting, home-like, etc

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny that homely means ugly and comely means pretty!

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silentnoobxd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I went thai. Everything is spicy at my place. 😁

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spicy Thai Tuna Roll best EVAH!

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NUCLEAR-KRACEN 15 points ago +15 / -0

We are going find she is a Chinese spy. Zuck has had increasingly close ties to China. Do you think the CCP would any Chinese woman marry that dweeb that was NOT a spy? Gimme a F-ing break

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You_Aint_Black 6 points ago +6 / -0

As if the glowies and the commies aren't already on the same team...

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Always have been."

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I_no_asshoe 12 points ago +12 / -0

You just described every guy who’s not gay in San Francisco.

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I_no_asshoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

That whole city is packed with angry autistic beta males who will do anything to “belong”. If they’re a superior autist with a fat wallet, they will hire smart, pretty (4’s -6’s in NY) SJWs to manage all non-tech aspects of their companies. Then these Diversity hire Karens take control and, well, it’s obvious what we get.

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I_no_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

^^^ I’ve been watching her!! She is the evil control Karen running the censorship ops behind Dorsey. He’s just worried about keeping his business alive and nurturing his technology - that he lets that horrid Karen run all the censorship. When he gets called up for hearings she coaches him up and he sounds JUST LIKE HER!!

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I_no_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I NOTICED THAT TOO in the Rogan interview! I thought I was the only one!!! When I saw that it became crystal clear.

I used to roll with that insufferable crowd when I lived in SF. It’s pure theater and misery. Couldn’t get away from it fast enough.

And - there are plenty of SJW founder hounders just waiting to land one of those weak-tit fat wallet beta males. 🤮

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Doth 0 points ago +0 / -0

I know a lot of solid, desirable dudes who got big tech jobs and then married sub-fiver buttefaces for no reason other than that they were accessible and unchallenging. Sad. And none of them will have any kids, they're all the "Haha we have fur babies" retards, whose like will not exist next generation because they do not breed.

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely. They never came to realize their worth and hold out for one with a good mind and body.

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colonial113 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am sure it was his wife's idea to ask Chicom Pooh to name their kid

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can say bad words here. Curry Cunt. Commie Chink. Just don't be irresponsible with it, remember the "Don't Be Dumb" rule on the sidebar.

"Remember, you represent the movement against Globalism, Communism and Progressive Insanity. Your comments and posts may become news."

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh! I understand your angle now. Kind of like putting a DropTable marker into a data field back in the days before programmers realized how overwhelmingly important it is to sanitize inputs before passing them to a function!

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seski 7 points ago +7 / -0

People forget how Communists operate with their espionage. Don't for a second doubt that they wouldn't send one of their operatives to seduce some autistic nerd and then slowly have him "see their way" over the span of their relationship.

The guy wanted Winnie-the-Pooh to name his child, for god's sake. He's a fucking traitor to your republic.

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realityman 7 points ago +8 / -1

His wife / aka Chinese infiltrator / probably downloaded the contents of his personal laptop and turned it over to Chinese intelligence. All the dirty deeds and sick perversions of this twat, all in the hands of the ChiComms.

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SqRt7744 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Erection flaud? What erection flaud?"

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Griggsland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Priscilla Chan

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thehacker4channel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chris Chan.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boy, that's a throwback to the fucking madness of our decade. If you think about it, what we are now--The Donald--started during gamergate. It wasn't until they came after video games that a lot of us stood up and went "Nuh uh. Y'all gone too damn far."

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Aaaahhhh 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many honeypots did china throw his way? By the look of it he fell for the first one

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SoldierofKek 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yep. Deport all chinese

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair enough. I'd be happy to empty out los Angeles, fag francisco, Portland and Seattle and send them all to China and take all the Hong Kong Chinese. The left will never win another election again out there.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Calling Hong Kongers Chinese is exactly what the CCP wants.

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stagolee 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do remember a time when he was saying we should err on the side of free speech. His last bit of Americanism slipped away after that.

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operatorstorm712 4 points ago +4 / -0

He also went from nerdy looking human to reptilian cyborg.

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Dr0neRec0very 4 points ago +6 / -2

The marriage is conspicuous, of course, but in those relationships (even when they're not such a high-profile actor), China controls the husband through the wife's family 100%.

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libertarian? What the fuck about Zucc was ever Libertarian?

Libertarianism does not operate by "Libertarianism for me, Socialism for thee."

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Jaybone86 3 points ago +3 / -0

He wanted Xi to name his first born. Don’t forget that.

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Homely looking Chinese broad at that. Even American gold-digging women have standards and don't want to be with a robot.

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mind=blown

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f_bastiat 2 points ago +2 / -0

She got the dick picks he don't want out.

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Showing that he's both a micro AND a choder with severe peyronie caused by dry-humping the furnace grille as a child?

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politifox 2 points ago +2 / -0

all big tech for the most part was libertarian and hard core at that to start off... what is now happening is so opposite to that entrepreneur spirit , it's disgusting.

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Kompromat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would you argue he was actually libertarian?

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deplorabillybot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've observed several friends go from libertarian to cuck leftist when they become involved with a left-leaning woman. I'm so fortunate that my wife is based - probably more than me even.

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Homemade-Soap 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's weird that all these powerful people are banging Chinese 5's. Selling out America and banging a girl who is almost not ugly.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese broad huh? Well... Don't that beat all.

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Ligersrule1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sum Ting Wong

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sleepinggiant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Zuckerberg is a cia cut out

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed the same thing. Smart pede

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fadelio 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really need to try a Chinese. Must be seriously underrated.

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Agent_Orange_Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cuckerborg is a robot. Change my mind

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patrioticwinning3 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was always a TO globalist cuck. He just hid it well until recently.

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GiuseppeLaRana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good point

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Shewdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought she was Mexican?

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888R 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last name of Chan. Don’t think so amigo.

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NostalgicFuturist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Confucius say,, WTF?!?

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Keep_on_winning_kag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rook rike ruckerberg is really skrewed now, rararara!

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ThomasMaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was always a self serving shit.....