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thunderpussy 135 points ago +135 / -0

Well?....

She IS an unfuckable lard ass and swamp donkey.

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DrPelican2 [S] 61 points ago +63 / -2

Also Possibly Hitler´s progeny--Same hair, same eyes, same has the shakes etc.

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thunderpussy 54 points ago +54 / -0

Same barber.....:)

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FreeBased1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Merkel sucks, and is a commie. That's all I have for now.

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radiskull1776 14 points ago +16 / -2

Same mustache. (It's blonde--hard to see).

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thunderpussy 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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my_pw_is_password 37 points ago +37 / -0

Yeah the fact-checkers are going to have a hard time with this one.

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Raindrops1984 18 points ago +18 / -0

Snopes: mostly false.

Her ass is, in fact, filled with cellulite, not lard.

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

ROFL.

I think it's actually 240 lbs of cottage cheese from the moonscape contours....

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Sheprecon31 20 points ago +20 / -0

She's a shit breath monkey puke lol

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PurestEvil 12 points ago +12 / -0

As a half German, I HATE this abhorrent woman. She was in a high position during GDR with the function of an agitator. She is TERRIBLE and people can't stop themselves from voting for her for some reason...

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Kolob 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did they use Dominion voting machines?

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PurestEvil 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't think so. People are voluntarily dumb and misinformed. Her party, the CDU has NOTHING Christian or Democratic on it. They are Democratic like the US Democrat party. Or the communist parties in the Soviet Union or China or North Korea. That type of Democratic.

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Hangemh1gh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Voluntarily dumb! Lol! We have some real insight here, too good! MAGA

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scyenceFiction 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is a whole subdirectory of German portals on Scytl's servers. Pretty much every race from chancellor down to mayors, going back to 2012. They've been owned at least since then.

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farmerjim3000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dominion votes

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Wohwoh1911 8 points ago +8 / -0

He’s right,end of story.

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Jimmy_Russler 66 points ago +67 / -1

Based

That woman has done more damage to Germany than all the fire bombings the Allies did

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dukeofdoorcounty 35 points ago +35 / -0

Allied bombs didn't destroy German culture. Immigration did.

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Pats5x 20 points ago +20 / -0

Bolsheviks did

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NerBolanski 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weimar Germany did.

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the-new-style 5 points ago +5 / -0

1930s immigration.

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DrPelican2 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Woman?

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Italians_Invented_2A 46 points ago +46 / -0

Fun fact: Berlusconi was the last elected prime minister

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Leb99 2 points ago +3 / -1

Italians don't elect the prime minister.

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do. Indirectly, but they normally do.

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Leb99 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's false. Italians elect a parlament like England and the parlament give the name to the president of the republic that confirm him

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Italians_Invented_2A 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Italians elect a parliament each party forms a coalition and each coalition proposes the prime minister.

The name of the proposed president is on the ballot. People literally put their mark on a symbol that said "Berlusconi president"

I bet you don't believe Americans elect their president either because they elect the Big Electors and not the president directly.

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rawsalt 40 points ago +40 / -0

He ain't wrong.

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Cianevalies 32 points ago +32 / -0

Nailed it!

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pun intended?

Pretty sure he said she was un-nailable.

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Jabblemonkey1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's nothing to brag about.

Oh, you meant the comment. For a second I thought you were saying you had engaged in carnal relations with Angela Merkel.

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the_ivan 30 points ago +30 / -0

Italian here, in 2016 Trump was being called the "american Berlusconi" since they're both billionaires, they both enjoy women (a lot) and they are both incredibly based.

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Teapot_Gravy 25 points ago +25 / -0

Hey yall remember when her kuru shakes happened on live tv?

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DrPelican2 [S] 19 points ago +20 / -1

Yes, that makes a good case for her being Hitler´s daughter. Look up Merkel & Hitler side by side.

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Teapot_Gravy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Already way down that rabbit hole.

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Sheprecon31 10 points ago +10 / -0

It was her reptilian skin suit malfunctioning lol

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Teapot_Gravy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Twice. Lol.

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Sheprecon31 2 points ago +3 / -1

Problem with suit 3 everybody lololol so nuts these old fuckers and I respect and love my elders but you have to no when to call it a day GREED

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Obeisiak 24 points ago +24 / -0

fun fact: in the DDR (communist eastern germany 1945-1989) she was the secretary of propaganda and agitation.

wondering why the state media, funded by law, are only reporting good things about her and democrats worldwide but only bad about conservatives world wide

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johnny96816 8 points ago +8 / -0

So she got elected with a new, at the time, software called Dominion.

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Obeisiak 3 points ago +3 / -0

no, in germany votes are counted by hand

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Magastinian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same is true in Canada, yet Turdeau got elected again despite popular criticism.

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Obeisiak 1 point ago +1 / -0

well, i dont think merkel is unpopular. she might be among neo-conservatives, but here in germany der are a lot (and i mean A - LOT) people that love her, get fooled by the state media (propaganda) and still get guilt tripped because of the nazi thing

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

CA doesn't have an electoral college which is why they gt Trudeau, it needs one.

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niconicoreeee 14 points ago +14 / -0

aye, german hillary indeed

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jubyeonin 14 points ago +15 / -1

Kek. Everyone hates that bitch.

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Ninster11 12 points ago +12 / -0

Get wrecked German Hillary

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BasedNL 11 points ago +11 / -0

As a Dutchie, Merkle is one of the most horrible people in Europe, China controlling this Hitler protégé puppet with 2 arms deep.

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Rusty_Nut 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeeeeessssss!

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smartass 8 points ago +8 / -0

She's amazing at fucking.... entire countries.

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BasedNL 9 points ago +9 / -0

She fucked all of Europe. Only Poland and Hungary are standing up to this China controlled no kids having fat bitch.

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Expat_patriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

This was like 10 years ago

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DrPelican2 [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

And still relevant to this day.

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rocco_saint 7 points ago +7 / -0

As an American of Italian lineage I approve of this message.

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AmmoniumHydroxide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Italian pede here. As far as Berlusconi was despicable and bad, both as a person -but who cares?- and as a politician... he was so right in this.

Culona inchiavabile

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CommieCrats 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybee some low iq refugees will bang her

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jennap88 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fact check: True

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johnny96816 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like that guy more now for sure.

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Dev404 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is correct. She is also a traitor to Germany.

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Belleoffreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is old.

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becky21k1 3 points ago +3 / -0

No lie detected

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NotDangerousGame 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, fuck him cause he killed people during the rona like Cuomo, but he's not wrong.

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Based_in_Space 3 points ago +3 / -0

no bunga bunga

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f_bastiat 3 points ago +3 / -0

German Hillary

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Billygoat65 3 points ago +3 / -0

Commie women are gross.

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did he say it in Italian or German? Probably Italian. I need to know how to say this!

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rando_calrissian 3 points ago +3 / -0

The best thing about the leaked cables was hearing all the politicians and ambassadors talk honestly about what giant pieces of shit people were.

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LetMeBeFrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would have called her much worse. He was being kind.

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cajun_robear 3 points ago +3 / -0

German Chancellor Unfuckable Lardass. I kinda like it. Oh, and BTW, I didn't know that Louie DePalma was the Italian PM.

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I point and laugh?

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Italian word "Unfuckable" translate into English as "That Bitch Is Far Too Fucking Ugly". -Websters-

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fact check: true.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

Based

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Slyder8 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well at least he wasn't REALLY honest and didn't call her the commie she is, in the recording.

Born in East Germany much Angela?

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ReluctorDominatus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds Spot On!

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EverTrumper2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I concur

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my_pw_is_password 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they going to fact check this? :^)

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BASEDMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth hurts

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MullyGrubber 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s been fucking the German people over for some time now.

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Banequo 2 points ago +2 / -0

BASED

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LordScatmanJohn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait. Did James Gandolfini fake his death?

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Usernameunavailable 2 points ago +2 / -0

The truth is, at times, quite awkward.

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suitcasegate 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's like the dark side of Christmas Ham... - bitter fat and full of hate!

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

>He's right, you know