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Gunslinger1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

“She said she liked the smell of my farts”

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DrMarcyM 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's love.

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GlitchyMcGlitchface 5 points ago +5 / -0

She said Dutch ovens were her kink

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

She said, "I love you no shit - you buy me air condition hericopter."

"Haha I knew she couldnt fly a helicopter, so instead, I gave her access to TS/SCI National Security information."

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Swal not so Well

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MooseKnukl3 3 points ago +3 / -0

She always put 3 in my stink and none in my pink

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thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

She was the first woman that kissed him after pegging him, more likely.....

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goodguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

she said my forked tonque up her ass made her feel warm and fuzzy

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Count_Dyscalculia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell us the story about the Ping Pong Balls again Eric!