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CloakAndDagger 123 points ago +126 / -3

Biden is not saying anything because he can barely talk coherently.

Heels Up is not saying anything because her mouth is full of cock

Any questions?

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SaltyKrakenBalls 44 points ago +44 / -0

CumOnMan!

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Londonrain 29 points ago +29 / -0

No that would be Andrew Gillum lol

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CilantroManX 16 points ago +16 / -0

The last time they let the poor old man outside he started rambling about his extensive voter fraud organizations and the book of palmists, they plan to just keep breaking his ankles till January so he stays inside

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HillarysClothRag 4 points ago +4 / -0

And being in the shower and pulling the dog's tail and the loose throw rug...why not just say I was playing with the dog and slipped? They don't know what garbage he'll come up with like "haha they told me don't worry we got this you'll win just go to sleep Joe no worries we got it fixed for ya..."

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breaking his ankles! Totally! It's 100% gotta be like that movie with the fat kathy bates down there in the biden basement.

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Minimagamama 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe he broke his teleprompter...

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rangoon03 6 points ago +6 / -0

He couldn't say his AG pick's name right and the dude was standing right beside him. Biden would have a literal meltdown in a Cabinet meeting.

Oh and he wants Pete Buttplug as ambasaddor to China??? WTF??? Wonder why Biden cares so much about the China ambassador...hmmm?

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st3aly0urfac3 5 points ago +5 / -0

that guy got 80 million votes?

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