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ArsenalGear 56 points ago +56 / -0

How the fuck can anyone know what someone is thinking and they say we are delusional

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Kompromat 30 points ago +30 / -0

She is home.

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gromenawer 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's every leftists argument ever, ie, something happens, and it obviously happens because racism because I say so.

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jump3r34 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hearing someone say something and telling someone is 'hearsay', marginally admissible as evidence. However, thinking about what someone is thinking or feeling, now that 'thinksay' is enough for a cover story from our MSM! Bwahaha. These people absolutely crack me up!

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twodumb2live 34 points ago +34 / -0

Those photoshopped sunglasses. Oh lawd.

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Thajugglaa 24 points ago +24 / -0

Well, I think I understand her state of mind better, and I say that she wants to fight for our country.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

As a former 3-year-old, I'm familiar with Joe Biden's state of mind. I can confirm beyond reasonable doubt that he is guilty as fuck. Election fraud, bribing Ukrainians, diddling children, all of it.

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badfish1776 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’m a psychic mind reader and the state of mind of everyone at CNN is total fear, panic and deranged rage.

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thehacker4channel 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am an omniscient time traveler and Bill Clinton is a rapist.

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ozzybrian 17 points ago +17 / -0

I would love to punch that psychic in the face and then say to them if you were really psychic you would have ducked or dodged that punch.

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

The trick is pretending to be liberal, get them to give you big money like TYT. But instead of continuing to lie, drop the bomb everything you said was made up and everyone who believed you is now proven to be dumb, then start counting your money on air.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

You crazy son of a bitch, I'm in!

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Cbllbc 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yup she wants to go home. To the white house. She's in a white house state of mind.

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Ninster11 7 points ago +7 / -0

First a fucking dog psychic, and now psychic readings of peoples minds? How is any of this news but evidence of voter fraud not? Oh thats right the media is a treasonous empire.

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Pandas4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make Dog Psychics Great Again!

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Villi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Home IS the White House

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

She likely told her SS detail to take her home (to the White House) after shopping.

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Thecollie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Adam Schiff whistle-blower is now working at CNN.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 4 points ago +4 / -0

Home is the white house...

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bubble_bursts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, and her home is going to be on Pennsylvania Avenue for 4 more years, maybe 8 more.

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Nickleback45 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOWNS HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED AGAIN

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Billygoat65 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is home, the White House.

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, so is she GEOTUS' immigrant-hating cheerleader who's also an immigrant, a golddigging fembot, or an abused captive today?

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Kolob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Psychic misspoke, Melania is bringing it home

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GodzillaV 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is so ridiculous I can only shake my head.

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Josh-Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump is finished now that his wife is fatigued from four years of nonstop verbal abuse. Finished, I say.

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MemeForceOne 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did a similar story not long ago but with “According to a source familiar with her conversations” https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8EeUKGm/-according-to-a-source-familiar-/c/

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GAMAGABOI 1 point ago +1 / -0

They truly truly do not live in reality.... This is why asylums was packed before they was stupidly closed

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VoteBlaster2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ridiculous. The NYT had a son-in-law line, “...familiar with this thinking.”

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VickVinager 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing but a tabloid at this point

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Hedonismbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Top KEK, they've got some great sources. Real inside scoop here!

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MNMathtic 1 point ago +1 / -0

But what I really want to know, is what Joe Biden's dogs think.

https://archive.is/DKS4q

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Carbum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake News is fake

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johndude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Melania Trump "just wants to go home"

between quotes as if she'd actually said it (people just read titles)

NOT DELIBERATELY MISLEADING AT ALL, TOTALLY HONEST JOURNALISM

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MikeVicksAstrologist 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, they are the party of science, yet they have to consult the bones and the village psychic/crazy person to reaffirm their backwards anti science rhetoric.

Business as usual.

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Jackdorsey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shooooooot! I forgot to put “sources have disputed..... discredited....” label there! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️Totally forgot.

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RexCollumSilvarum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Announcing a 2024 bid would indeed not go over well, because you can only serve two terms as president.

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LadyOfLorien 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, let's pretend that this is true. Why does it matter? Why is it surprising or newsworthy? Dude's wife is sick of being attacked by the media, but is doing her best to remain publicly supportive. Like dozens of other First Ladies before her.

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ztrich007 1 point ago +1 / -0

THIS JUST IN: CNN IS OFFICIALLY A GOSSIP COLUMN

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billymcgorn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would not doubt that she would like to go somewhere where she is not going to be accused of racism for looking stunning in an evening dress.

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chadnadian 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN = Completely Not News!

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BasteSpuds 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is grocery store tabloid at the checkout level of journalism.

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Voiceofreason72 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's over for propaganda mills like that

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Sarrwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not that I believe this but I'm pretty sure if she asked for a divorce there would be a line of women offering to take her place 😅

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

A "source familiar with Melania Trump's state of mind" is exactly why people get degrees in women studies, or gender issues, or some other crap like that. Those people end up being 'experts' in those fields and can speak on behalf of anybody they want.

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MAGADeluxe 1 point ago +1 / -0

"That might not go over well.. Aka: more than 2 terms"

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lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0

wtf clown world to the max. this needs little modification to be a babylon bee story

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cbird54 1 point ago +1 / -0

... to the whitehouse.

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M3CJC 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if it’s mind control or brain control?

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USAF4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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GTHAYS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chicken Noodle News said it, so it must be true. Fuck Off CNN,

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