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kfunny91 44 points ago +44 / -0

Donald Claus

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kiza 28 points ago +28 / -0

And yes, he gives out nerf guns

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Gelus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two scoops, two genders, two walls, two terms, two beards!

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Liberty0rdeath 16 points ago +17 / -1

Maybe Trump actually is the real Santa? Saving the world from the CCP.

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Chuck_U_Farley 29 points ago +29 / -0

Now that’s a handsome man

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Flipbarryfromreddit 12 points ago +12 / -0

Indeed. We need bearded Gandalf epic Trump. NOW! W the hair!

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somercet 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Donald? Yes, that was what they used to call me. Donald the Orange. That was my name. I am Donald the White, and I come back to you now at the turn of the tide."

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Servantgodemperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correction that's a hot man

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 25 points ago +25 / -0

Ty for not asking how many Pedes.

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CerebralPimp [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

It’s why I made this post, I saw the same thing earlier but the dude was asking that how many pedes, so I stole it and made this one instead. Glad you caught my remark and appreciate not having the arrows also. Just make a post, we’ll all click it or not.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 15 points ago +15 / -0

thank you. i skip the karma whoring ‘this many pedes’ posts. so tacky.

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

I click "hide" on every one of them. MOD /Doggos banned them but karma whores gonna whore

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

I could be mistaken but I am pretty sure his thread said he was banning them.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a couple of days ago. It was very well received. Most of the comments were to the effect of "it's about time "

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Magafactured 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time.

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CerebralPimp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No worries, cheers!

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Thedaythe_redditdied 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea begging for upvotes is so leftist. Just state your point and let the people agree or disagree.

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Ophelia 7 points ago +7 / -0

I always upvote for beards. 👍

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Siteless_Vagrant 13 points ago +14 / -1

I like the beard/ shaved head look better. https://i.maga.host/N9XZmui.png

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CerebralPimp [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

It'sh true, he doesh look pretty shlick

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jeffj95 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tywin Lannister

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AwakeButNotWoke 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think he should. He looks badass. No Osama Jack Dorsey beard though. Has to be groomed nicely and no patchy spots.

  • I’m a woman and I approve this message.
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Texasgal 12 points ago +12 / -0

😍

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 13 points ago +13 / -0

Upvoted because Texas.

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Lars_Lindemann 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Commander Riker TNG season 2 effect

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CerebralPimp [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

This, so much this!

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Side_of_Beef_Chucker 5 points ago +5 / -0

He should grow for season 6 of MAGA!

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CerebralPimp [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go on, don’t stop...

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magagaLady 8 points ago +8 / -0

YUGE BADASS

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AsaNisiMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

No. His style is iconic. Don't mess with icons. They are a kind of meme magic too.

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Oback_Barama 8 points ago +8 / -0

While it looks cool, GEOTUS runs a tight ship and is a clean shaven guy.

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Cyphr 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is that his final form?

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CerebralPimp [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some say it’s the form before his final

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NURSE187 5 points ago +5 / -0

Penultimate Prez

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CerebralPimp [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ooh, very nice!

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gnomenclature 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, honestly, he looks great with a beard. Very alpha.

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Scottish_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Give that man a beard ! Looks tough as nails

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BloodDe 4 points ago +4 / -0

He makes a good Viking

I upvoted this then I upvoted your mom for stealing someone else’s post!

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CerebralPimp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

LoL love the momma joke... but I ain’t no ma’am!!! Dude will suffice :)

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CerebralPimp [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

No shave November times 48

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DroppsaDuece 5 points ago +5 / -0

GEOTUS 2.1

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CerebralPimp [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

These are some great system updates for the UI, I tell you what

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Legendary.

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Redclyde 3 points ago +3 / -0

That looks like a fucking president to me

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Fallingshadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump would look awesome with a beard.

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ATLpunk86 3 points ago +3 / -0

ORANGE MAN RAD 😎

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for your service

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll lend Trump some of my apocalypse beard energy. 👍

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NostalgicFuturist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now do a Lincoln chin beard

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conservativerants 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been saying from the beginning that he should debut a bald and bearded look whenever he announces the Insurrection Act has commenced.

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CerebralPimp [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

M’lady! I’ve never met pepes wife before, it’s an honor!

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Coal for commies!!!” Wait a minute, “NO clean coal for commies!!”

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Mr_Beanths 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have grown my beard out like this over the last 2 months. It’s glorious. Wife hates it. That makes me love it more.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go chop down a few trees and shit.

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CerebralPimp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

CONFIRMED!

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I see this, "<------------------", or "HoW maNY pEDeS", or "can we show this... some love"..... I can't hit the hide button fast enough. It's so fukn reddit.

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Pedefile 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks like Ulysses S. Grant

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CerebralPimp [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I reckon

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Prairie_Dog 2 points ago +2 / -0

HE NEEDS A HIGH ENERGY EAGLE POWERED LINCOLN BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gorillachannel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Few men have that kind of fill above the chin. This is the problem with beard simulation.

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animehenat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump hates beards tho if you’ve listened ro what he had to saw abt don jr’s beard

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Indianapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do it!

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reckoningSE 1 point ago +1 / -0

GEOTUS in Civil War General form

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milonie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alpha x alpha

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Olivepw 1 point ago +1 / -0

For his third term

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The_red_hat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the shaved head version

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CerebralPimp [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can see your point of view, but it’s not why I included that phrase in my title. Look at my history, I don’t arrow title, but I want people to stop using arrow titles.

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CerebralPimp [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Careful now, they be hurtin from all the happening never happening, but now it’s happening!

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FuckNewsom 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Ted Cruz wins in SCOTUS then Trump should grow a beard in his honor.

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Santa's coming early this year, and he's Making America Great Again!

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Greybush 1 point ago +1 / -0

YUGE dick energy

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OldGloryUnfurled 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clean shave the top, and commence the beard. Epic.

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rededub 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'd make my list if he grew out a beard for his 2nd term

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kungflupanda 1 point ago +1 / -0

He would never grow it out tho lol. Have you seen the Christmas interview with him and Don Jr?

Jr. asks Trump if he likes his beard and Trump says "GET RID OF IT!"

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NotDangerousGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Abe Lincoln grew a beard cause some dipshit little girl told him to. Let's get on it fellow dipshits!

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ZANOZA-TV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Donald the Indestructible