KFC only offers Double Down Sandwiches for a limited time and he always gets the family combo. Real class act.
After writing a strongly worded letter, he formally requests double downs be added to the menu permanently.
You never know when he will strike, the bowl of chicken livers.
He never toots his own horn, he has bagpipes for that.
Barr will triple dog dare you to eat one.
But tell him to defend a child murderer in the FBI and he's your man!
It's childish, but I FUCKING LOL'd.
Thanks, fren.