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posted ago by loudpatriot +410 / -1

I’ve got news! From a reputable source. My pastor is head of a large church in the Midwest. He said the owner of Newsmax and him are good friends and they go way back. He texted my dad that the owner of Newsmax was at the White House last night and had dinner with the president and his team. After speaking with them he told my pastor that they are with 100 percent certainty going to win.

-Not hope porn.

I’ve got news! From a reputable source. My pastor is head of a large church in the Midwest. He said the owner of Newsmax and him are good friends and they go way back. He texted my dad that the owner of Newsmax was at the White House last night and had dinner with the president and his team. After speaking with them he told my pastor that they are with 100 percent certainty going to win. -Not hope porn.
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Anon6992374 38 points ago +38 / -0

It doesn't even require this kind of "he said she said" blind hope. JUST LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING. Of course Trump won and isn't going anywhere, it's painfully obvious to anyone paying attention to the actions of him and his administration, as well as the opposition.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 29 points ago +29 / -0 (edited)

I was just on the phone with my mom, I told her, "I just saw on dot win that a guy heard from his dad who heard from his pastor who heard the owner of Newsmax say he heard the President say that he is 100% certain he is going to win."

She was excited for the good news.

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loudpatriot [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Funny

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live_free 9 points ago +9 / -0

I just sent a screenshot of this and sent it to my Aunt’s mother in law to show her dog. She said his tail is wagging like crazy! Who’s a good boy?!

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you.

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DwellerMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any chicken tendies involved in this story?

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you think Newsmax and the President were having for dinner?

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DwellerMike 1 point ago +1 / -0

BigMacs?

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Mrsattorney 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nice! Thanks for uplifting news!

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Tokens_Worth 13 points ago +13 / -0

POTUS said this.
Flynn said this.
Bannon said this.

I trust them more than this post. But. Yes. Thank you for sharing.

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Porkster420 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 4 year old said it before the election. He is a based pede I think..

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 12 points ago +12 / -0

2 SCOOPS, 2 TERMS!

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Ben45 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 GENDERS

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Anon6992374 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 GENRES

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Ryoten 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard it from a friend whooooo. Heard it from a friend whooo....

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Anon6992374 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heard it from another Trump hasn't been messing aaaaa-round...

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divine32 2 points ago +2 / -0

"We will have a peaceful transition of power to a 2nd Trump Presidency" - Pompeo

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Anon6992374 1 point ago +1 / -0

Norm!

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Chompz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone have an inkling, educated guess, etc., on how long SCOTUS might take before a ruling is announced? Days, weeks? Thank you.

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MNMathtic 1 point ago +1 / -0

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Trump celebrating at 31 Flavors last night. I guess he's pretty confident.

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loudpatriot [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

9 hours late, come up with your own material.

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MNMathtic 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol, relax, we're all on the same team here

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ThisIsMAGAcuntry 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair, hope porn is built-in to this website with the very rule "Our community is a high-energy Trump rally. There are no exceptions." So I'd refer anyone giving OP shit back to this rule. You can't tell everyone to have high energy and then knock down pedes with apparent good news.

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MNMathtic 2 points ago +2 / -0

People are just joking. It's all good-natured fun.