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BabyPede 37 points ago +37 / -0

move as fast as you can ;)

And don't be a Commie!

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TacticalGeorge 20 points ago +20 / -0

It’s easy to spot a Commies in Texas too

Choose 3 from the following: Guns Whataburger Freedom Soy Latte Scooters Free healthcare

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Rainman 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm moving back to Texas tomorrow if it will become a sovereign nation again. That's one thing France got right, acknowledging the Republic of Texas' sovereignty and establishing an embassy there

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Whahappened 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't think I could turn down a latte scooter.

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

I prefer scooter free healthcare

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ConTexYankee 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think you forgot Bucc-ees!

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TexasFox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only two choices there. Whataburger is not a valid choice anymore.

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jump3r34 5 points ago +5 / -0

This ^^^. Chicago and Chinese owned now.

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AtTheInauguration 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio are filled with scooters - Houston remains scooter free.

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T__X 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least until someone invents scooters with A/C.

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Postal 4 points ago +4 / -0

There needs to be 'minimum guns currently owned' requirement. And I'll move there!

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RainingFrogs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good thing there's gonna be a bunch of land available to real estate developers after the RICO act snatches it away from China.

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TexasPride 3 points ago +3 / -0

Git your ass down here pede

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jump3r34 3 points ago +3 / -0

Git init

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CrimsonClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one is doing Texit, it is illegal for states to leave the union and attempts at such are well known to be crushed swiftly with impunity. The U.S. does not take kindly to states trying to jump ship.