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posted ago by Axiom502 ago by Axiom502 +65 / -0

Example: "I believe there are only 2 genders: Male and Female"

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Matticus 14 points ago +14 / -0

I work for a living.

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GameBred 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good one!

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Leslou 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am pro life

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Schiffblower 9 points ago +9 / -0

I believe in the right for private citizens to own nuclear arsenals

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Mikon 9 points ago +9 / -0

I believe freedom of speech and religion should be upheld and supported.

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fazzman23 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hate commies

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big_beautiful_wall 8 points ago +8 / -0

Life begins at conception.

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Shreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

America first.

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thefenders53 8 points ago +8 / -0

Death to Traitors!!!

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Razorba1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Boys have a Penis Girls have a Vagina

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reckoningSE 7 points ago +7 / -0

Countries should have borders

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Harambe 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am a free speech absolutist

America is the greatest country on Earth.

The only good commie is a dead commie.

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Constitution of the United States is the Supreme Law of the Land.

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SFgayDude4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nancy Pelosi is a fucking cunt

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Vassago77379 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dead people can't vote

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FetalTransition 5 points ago +5 / -0

I work hard so that my wife can raise our three children.

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Deplorable-Dreg 4 points ago +4 / -0

ALL LIVES MATTER!

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usmc_maga 4 points ago +4 / -0

United States Marine Corps

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Frankincense 4 points ago +4 / -0

When a man opens a door for me, I smile and say "thank you!"

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WinstonSmith1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed

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eyerighteye 4 points ago +4 / -0

Q

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Trythisagain 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had to go to the doctor cause it lasted well over 4 hours!

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aparition42 4 points ago +4 / -0

The US military's primary function is the defense of the United States.

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Jduufiisjhxhgd 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've got to go to work.

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Zskills 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe that the western enlightenment values of liberal democracy enshrined in the constitution are timeless and objectively correct, and reject cultural relativism.

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CaliBopper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who'd ya vote for? Well, Ima flag wavin', gun totin', solid-based red-pillin', TDW-lovin', cuck-hatin', RINO-blastin', shill-smashin' CaliPede. . . YOU do the math!

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trump_is_lord 2 points ago +2 / -0

America is the greatest nation on Earth.

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Despitetospite 2 points ago +2 / -0

The “Secret handshake” is just a handshake

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America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boys have penises and girls have a vagina. So simple even a kindergarter can get it.

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HonkThatBitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unalienable Rights.

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theultimatesean 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our right to bear arms in defense of ourselves and our nation is granted as free people from God. The second amendment simply restricts government from denying it.

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GameBred 2 points ago +2 / -0

The real one I get all the time. "I'm not into politics" Then I continue to say, nice so you're a American loving Trump Supporter!

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Lol_Garrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Merry Christmas!

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big_beautiful_wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

We love our military.

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LiveFreeDieFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

MURICA

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PEPEpeepee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love America

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TH3D3S 2 points ago +2 / -0

My two boys play with nerf guns.

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't wear a mask inside my car or exercising.

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CoffeeMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

i am not brain dead

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Bronski 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Democrats want to, suddenly, follow the Constitution, then they should expect to have fewer members with short necks.