Where was this Ted in the 2016 election? He came across as such a beta back then. I have a lot of respect for his ability to not hold a grudge against Trump from that time and be full team Trump right now.
Kennedy's womanizing ways are a Washington legend.
When a supermarket tabloid published pictures of Kennedy getting "amorous" with a woman on his sailboat, one of his colleagues (Senator Howell Heflin) remarked that it appeared that Kennedy "had done changed his position on offshore drilling."
Trump did this! I mean, LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE! If he'd never come down that escalator with a shitpost Gatling gun we'd never be reading tweets like these!
Where was this Ted in the 2016 election? He came across as such a beta back then. I have a lot of respect for his ability to not hold a grudge against Trump from that time and be full team Trump right now.
Trump taught him how to win.
Lol...is that real?
Yep that glorious bastard is a great shit poster
The Zodiac killer claims another victim
Fucking fantastic. 🔥
Siri: Translate Fang Fang from Mandarin to English
Vagina Dentata
Damn, Ted is the new Chad
Ted, buddy... you are growing stronger!!!!!!
Masterful shitpost. Bravo, Senator. 👏
Swalwell just misunderstood the meaning of what Ted was saying is all. I thought he was being literal.
Dahnald has taught him well.
Brilliant lol
Kek, reminds me of this
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090829110516AAskVL6
Haha hell yes 👍
Trump did this! I mean, LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE! If he'd never come down that escalator with a shitpost Gatling gun we'd never be reading tweets like these!
Life would be so fucking boring.
RED TED REDEMPTION
This is the kind of shit that gets you 2024
To be accurate...Fang screwed him while he Screamed Orange man bad, Farted and cried.
ZODIAC!!!
🦁 TED