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masshole3 164 points ago +164 / -0

Oh fuck you Fredo.

And of course saying "the worst of times" is a "nod" to "A Tale of Two Cities". It's only one of the most infamous opening sentences in literature. He says it and then denies it. And then he speaks slow and stupidly with long pauses so his mentally-ill audience of 25 retarded halfwits can understand.

CNN and its "talent" need de-activation.

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Regression 60 points ago +60 / -0

A million monkeys wrote that line for him.

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completethrowaway 33 points ago +33 / -0

"the blurst of times"

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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ArnoldBraunschweiger 9 points ago +9 / -0

One of the best Simpsons scenes evah :)

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

You stupid monkey!

This has always been one of my favorite Mr. Burns gags.

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masshole3 11 points ago +11 / -0

HA!

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Clandestiny 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love your energy pede - keep it up!

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Notice his tongue swipe shortly after that?

By the way, "It's wrong!" - https://youtu.be/gVdEINfm7H4