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Numaeus 171 points ago +172 / -1

Number 69 on the menu!

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Numaeus 35 points ago +35 / -0

Like I said in the other original thread, thank you but it was all you!

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NomadicKrow2 27 points ago +28 / -1

I got the yellow fever, guys. If I run for office, asian women are my weakness. Im sorry. I'll do my best to make her defect.

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Warren_Puffitt 17 points ago +18 / -1

I feel you bro. WESTPAC Sailor for 25yrs. I can draw you maps from memory of Subic Bay, Yokosuka, Hong Kong, Pusan, Singapore or Keeamoku St. in Honolulu if you dont have a passport, with annotations showing the best off-limits spots, ranked by 1-10 stars. It took me 10 years to find my way back from riceburner exclusivity.

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NomadicKrow2 13 points ago +15 / -2

My man. If I could travel right now, I'd show those ladies a big American man. Open them eyes up, you know what I'm saying?

I need to run for Swalwell's spot when he gets removed. I'll make Feng Feng call Eric and make him listen, that fucking cuck.

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Warren_Puffitt 7 points ago +8 / -1 (edited)

Swallowell wouldnt know what to do with a legit lbfm(pbr) if he could spot one. He's out of of his league beyond getting pegged by Bangkok trannies while disclosing information that if revealed, would cause exceptionally grave damage to national security

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MerlynTrump 11 points ago +13 / -2

Is it just me, or do Chinese women tend to be less attractive than Korean and Japanese ones?

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Anubis1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not just you.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They tend to have bigger heads or something. Do Koreans and Japs look more similar to Europeans than Chinese do?

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Anaconda 0 points ago +1 / -1 (edited)

Most hot Korean and Japanese women had plastic surgery, especially double eyelid surgery and fat injections to chisel their face to look hot but plastic like singers and actresses.

Not so much with Chinese chicks outside of Shanghai and Shenzen.

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Anaconda 0 points ago +1 / -1

Korean and Japanese girls do a lot more plastic surgery per capita than Chinese girls. You see au natural with Chinese outside of of course Shanghai and Shenzen.

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Anaconda 0 points ago +1 / -1 (edited)

Most hot Korean and Japanese women had plastic surgery, especially double eyelid surgery and fat injections to chisel their face to look hot but plastic like singers and actresses.

Not so much with Chinese chicks outside of Shanghai and Shenzen.

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Anaconda 0 points ago +1 / -1 (edited)

Most hot Korean and Japanese women had plastic surgery, especially double eyelid surgery and fat injections to chisel their face to look hot but plastic like singers and actresses.

Not so much with Chinese chicks outside of Shanghai and Shenzen.

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Anaconda 1 point ago +2 / -1

Asian girls are amazing

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ClockworkGremlin 6 points ago +7 / -1

This is why we need strong MGTOW politicians. The one demographic that could never be lured into sexual bargaining.

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NomadicKrow2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha, you're probably right. But I think they're too bitter.

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ClockworkGremlin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not sure that's necessarily a bad thing.

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BaxterTheWanderDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

??

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NomadicKrow2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit, that's great. "Yeah baby, we got laser guns and space marines. Now get on this capitalist dick."

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M4Ghost45 1 point ago +1 / -0

But that isn't false.

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paganbutterchurner 11 points ago +11 / -0

collab or not, i did not take advantage of Swallow sharting his pants. 9/10 best i can do.

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TennesseeScorpio 7 points ago +7 / -0

Swallwell would be blowin cabbage with Fang fang squeeze ..

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Warren_Puffitt 6 points ago +6 / -0

credit where credit is due

To be fair, Uncle Ted came up with the melody playing in my head right now.

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VP_Unchained 7 points ago +7 / -0

First heard that song when I was like 15...55 now and STILL LISTENING to Uncle Ted!

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Johnfox13 16 points ago +16 / -0

Don’t forget to name CIA, they are supposed to protect our government from these sorts of treason but you know they are in on it. High treason

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Rammstein1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Roger that !

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Quietam_Unum 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well, as the doctor said to Mr. Wong when his wife bore a little red-haired baby: "Two Wongs don't make a white."

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

With cream of som yung guy

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ParkingLotRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

A chinese man says to his wife, “Me want sixty nine.” She says, “Why you want broccori beef?”

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booblitchutz 53 points ago +56 / -3

I've seen pictures of her, she's not ugly. I mean if you're into asian girls.

Maybe Fartsmell has a tiny dick and little asian women make him feel like hes huge?

Isn't that a big part of the asian girl attraction?

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 33 points ago +34 / -1

NO woman is "sell your country out attractive."

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Maximumoccupancy120 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fartsmell disagrees

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Swalwell is a weak commie rat bastard.

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 22 points ago +22 / -0

Exactly. Swalwell's bar is even lower than we could have imagined.

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Maximumoccupancy120 2 points ago +2 / -0

People with low esteem and self worth get tricked easily

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booblitchutz 11 points ago +11 / -0

But if you have no allegiance to your country, like Commie Pinko Faggot Fartsmell, then you can't "sell out" what you don't have any allegiance to, and therefore any old skank will do.

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tepkek 27 points ago +29 / -2

"Ugly" might be a tad much but she's a 5 at best.

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tepkek 26 points ago +26 / -0

No. 5 out of 10 is the definition of average.

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StillplayenSometimes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats too much drama lol, i date what i like, fuck the rules

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Hokage_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

She's a 5 on her best day.

She not top heavy or bottom heavy enough to go any higher.

1-10 Scale

https://imgur.com/a/9NrxbdX

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VeilOfReality 11 points ago +11 / -0

First sentence makes me think you're one of these people who are particularly into Asian girls, as you are gauging her attractiveness from the perspective of one.

Third sentence makes me rethink that, but, if the logic follows... We're here for you, fren.

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Tseliteiv 5 points ago +9 / -4

Personally, I'm into asian girls and I do think she's decently attractive. I'd give her a 6.5/10.

I have heard that part of the attraction of asian women is that men with really big penises love to feel like they're really stretching the girl out and how their dick is just way too big for them.

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Daniel644 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I mean you gotta like them all, other wise you are a racists right or is it racists now to like other races, I can't keep up with commie logic.

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You've gotta fuck trannies too or you're a bigot

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RussianAgent13 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm way into Asian girls and she's a 5 at best.

Never heard of that weird fetish. I like them for being petite and feminine. (in looks and manners)

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Rammstein1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll have to go 7+ right now.

Maybe less than that later today. :)

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VeilOfReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't put her as high, but I'm not into Asian girls. At least, not more than any other race.

Also, hilarious.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, not my thing, just saying if you're into asian women she definitely IS one.

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VeilOfReality 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just busting some balls, stay well!

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BloodyWolf 6 points ago +7 / -1

No. Delicate and exotic features. That is more the appeal, additional personality associations aside.

I don't think I've seen a picture of her. Were the Chinese actually dumb enough to use an ugly honeypot?

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RussianAgent13 6 points ago +7 / -1

This. Asian women are actually feminine.

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Keiichi81 6 points ago +6 / -0

https://speakingaboutnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/swallwell.jpg

She's firmly in the "above average" category, or even elevated to "pretty attractive" with the right makeup/outfit and if you've got a thing for Asian girls. She's not some smokin' straight 10, but I certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed. I wouldn't give her state secrets to get her into bed either though...

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, she's not ugly. Not anything special, though.

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LadyPersephone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's a pic of her: https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2020/12/NINTCHDBPICT000624853825.jpg?w=620

I'd rate her a 7.5 but I'm a woman and not into that haha

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +5 / -1

No she's not ugly. I don't understand that comment at all.

But she's not like 10/10 model quality.

Think about it for a second though, would that work? Would a honeypot be effective if they made you self conscious because they were so obviously out of your league?

Even complete gasbag dipshit like Fartsmell would know something was up. He looks like a Downie, how would he realistically pull a 10? The Chicoms are smart enough to know how to manipulate men with their spies. She has to be attractive enough to turn him on and not too attractive to make him suspicious.

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KnightsofReee 5 points ago +6 / -1

Studies have shown that average looking people tend to get more hits on dating websites than the extremely attractive. I think as a whole people tend to assume that if someone is a ten then they either don't have a chance in hell with them or that the person is already taken.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or, considering the day and age, that extremely attractive person is a fake profile. That probably has a lot to do with it too.

But still, there's something to the allure of the "gettable". Someone who is stunningly attractive is great to look at, to admire, but most people lack the self confidence to take a run at them. They don't trust them, inherently, because they don't consider themselves worthy.

While a woman (for example) who is more average looking but has one or two standout qualities of has a lot of self confidence or is overly flirtatious can get into their heads and start starring in very believable fantasies. Once that happens, this average looking woman can make you do anything.

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Hokage_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

"But still, there's something to the allure of the "gettable". Someone who is stunningly attractive is great to look at, to admire, but most people lack the self confidence to take a run at them."

And you would be correct. Friend makes a liviing as a dating coach.

He tells me a lot of guys are really overthink it a lot times. This is including guys with 6 figure incomes.

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Hokage_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Studies have shown that average looking people tend to get more hits on dating websites than the extremely attractive."

Average women in looks get more hits.

Average man ranks poorly compared to average woman. Ok Cupid data backs this up.

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BloodyWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

... I hope if the Chicoms ever try to tempt me, they're considerate enough to send a 10.

🤣

Thanks, though. Your explanation actually makes sense.

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operation_eland 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah - she is alright but I like Asian women so maybe I'm biased.

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bejeavis 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm also going to have to deduct points for Swalwell not dropping ass destroying flatulence in the comic.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah what the hell, China doesn't even have to send their best with the dems. Maybe the hot ones are honeypots for business execs?

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PresidentErectHunter 8 points ago +8 / -0

She was a spy. Chinese use only not women for spies.

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circusmonkey 7 points ago +10 / -3

My first though exactly. Fang Fang is like a 1.8/10. She's really ugly.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +5 / -0

brown bagger

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

She probably loves anal and Swalwell is more than happy to oblige.

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +16 / -2

haha "I'm not mad that you sold out our country...I'm mad it was with China! Now if were Russia or the collective E.U. then maybe I'd understand..."

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Obomber 24 points ago +24 / -0

At least selling out to Russia or Britain is a storied tradition. China is just low by anyone's metric

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PikachuJohnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

yOu R rAcIsSsSSSSsSSSssS!1!!wO!!1e

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operation_eland 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those Russian girls are something special let me tell you...

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3percenterFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol harsh but true

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CerebralPimp 47 points ago +48 / -1

Sum Ting Wong

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AlphaQup 18 points ago +19 / -1

We Tu Low

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Numaeus 14 points ago +15 / -1

Yu Ni Go Hai

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Ozzieoi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oba da kuo ta

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PikachuJohnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds more Polynesian than Chinese to me lol.

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RegularAmerican 15 points ago +16 / -1

Bang Ding Ow

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CerebralPimp 10 points ago +11 / -1

Chih kin kung pow

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aw come on man I didn't get to have lunch yet and you just made me hungry haha

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BasedJaffa 14 points ago +15 / -1

Ho Lee Fuk

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Numaeus 15 points ago +16 / -1

Fuk Mi? Fuk Yoo!

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masshole3 8 points ago +8 / -0

"OH.. no more yanky my wanky... Donger need food!"

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JudicialDredd 6 points ago +6 / -0

Xao Bi Deng

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Hokage_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

FILLERUP STANDING

https://imgur.com/a/ZY3nl6c

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VinnyMAGA 41 points ago +41 / -0

Rush kept calling her 'bang bang' today. Couldn't tell if he was joking but I don't think he was. Kek

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TrumpAndGodWin 20 points ago +20 / -0

He's called a trans operation an "addadicktome" on air so I assume it's true lol.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 2 points ago +2 / -0

And another 20 years of life...

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cheapwiscobeer 6 points ago +6 / -0

he does that sort of thing all the time, he almost certainly was joking around

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope he lives for a long time yet.

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ModelMinority 36 points ago +36 / -0

Dems: Dat's wacist.

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ironically racism against Chinese people would make it nearly impossible for them to infiltrate anything. They can't exactly "blend in" with white people lmao

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Numaeus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who cales about those lats? Democlats ale lacist fuckels!

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ReeeeeeFundthePolice 16 points ago +16 / -0

I laughed every time Rush called her Bang Bang today

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DJTLandSlide2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Bwahahahaha! Only Ben Garrison can do this.

Bravo! Bravo!

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Light_HIV_Effect 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wish I had video editing chops, I'd do a Swalwell / Fang Fang Full Metal Jacket.

Half these whores are Chinese Intelligence, the other half have Covid. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BlpecFVIq8

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richmomz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me so horny!

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HumblePig 14 points ago +17 / -3

Holy shit is that racist.

I love it.

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NessInOnett 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's not racist, you're getting sucked into the left's narrative.

Same shit with The Simpsons. For decades, everyone loved and laughed at Apu, even Indians. Suddenly it became racist to say "please come again" in a thick Indian accent.

Making jokes about broken English isn't racism.

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HumblePig 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was the joke, thus the follow up of 'I love it.' (It's cool, I know it's hard to convey or read tone via text. For the full effect, please imagine me saying both firmly and sternly.)

Mexicans loved Speedy (he's the hero of his cartoons and not even dickish the way Bugs or Daffy or Jerry or other cartoon heroes of the time were), Indians love Apu (hard working guy who sasses you with a straight face and a pleasant business smile), we Americans mostly love our "big, loud, Texan gun shooting attention whore" stereotype abroad.

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UnwaveringDefiance 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s so great to see political cartoons un afraid to make fun of our enemies again. Based Ben Garrison.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 9 points ago +9 / -0

(Ted Nugent enters the chat)

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ManOnTheEdge 4 points ago +4 / -0

WANGO

TANGO

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El_Magarino 2 points ago +2 / -0

1970s was was best decade for Rock n Roll. It took a downturn in the 80's, made a legendary come back in the 90's, and completely went into the shitter in the 2000s.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only two bands in the 90's I liked. Alice In Chains and Soundgarden.

Agree about the 70's.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

You missed a lot of Van Halen in the 80s.

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Scottish_Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

She never gave him her contact details.. she knew he is so dumb he’d wing the wong number

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RedTX 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking sellout! Dude should not be in office pulling stupid shit like this!

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EvanOnTheFly 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol, I can already hear the "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" from Reddit over how Ben is a racist 😂😂😂

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booblitchutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

I will never again flinch at a Dominioncrat calling me a racist. They have revealed what a lie that is.

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diCenturion 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s ‘bout time we start seeing more of Ben Garrison around here!

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Branco did a good one recently, but Ben is my favorite so far.

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sociopathix 5 points ago +5 / -0

FANG FANG GO BANG BANG ON YOUR WANG WANG.

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Staatssicherheit 5 points ago +8 / -3

Unpopular Opinion:

I respect this woman's patriotism. She is willing to sacrifice her body for her country. If we had more people like her who loves their country, instead of pieces of shit like Swalwell, we wouldn't be in the mess we are in now.

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_Sully_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Members of the PLA aren't patriots. They sell their souls to follow the only path to success and security in their hell hole country. They are captives.

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D0NNIE_DARK0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah considering some of these people are coerced by the State, I wouldn’t assume all that.

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magaeducator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Inb4 Dems call this racist

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CerebralPimp 3 points ago +3 / -0

BIGOT!

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MAGASpaceCat 4 points ago +4 / -0

ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

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masshole3 4 points ago +4 / -0

"No boom-boom with soul brother!"

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MAGASpaceCat 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Boom-boom with small soul brother OK."

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DefundMoneyChangers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fo extra fotee dolla i go counter crock wrise big boi extra lung time

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IqwensuOrja 4 points ago +4 / -0

Disappointed in the absence of a wet putrid fart cloud wafting up

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mkline 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now I got to put on some Nuge!

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn't seem like many people here know that he's been on infowars multiple times.

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My_dick_screamed 4 points ago +5 / -1

Mods can you resticky the hearing? It's getting good.

And dammit this is hilarious!

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boony_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can I find this hearing?

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boony_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

how long was their lunch? 2 hours?

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My_dick_screamed 1 point ago +1 / -0

about that.

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't seen anyone ask, why did your dick scream?

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Maga_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

This 👆

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Joseph-hypothermia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Five dolla MPC, No VD, No MP

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Gangfang 3 points ago +3 / -0

No relation...

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KAGALOSAURUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quite possible the greatest title of a post ever.

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KAGALOSAURUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s truly beautiful pede.

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ew, what the fuck is all over Fartwell's neck ??

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

So is the US going to arrest and charge the CCP spy? Or will the justice system remain limp dick?

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Chompz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not fair to snakedragons.

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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least dragons are hot because they breathe fire.

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Drayken 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would

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otistoole 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think eastern women look like they have downs syndrome. But to each their own

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Johnfox13 1 point ago +1 / -0

It might have been OK if he was not married, and that the lady was actually a spy + he was on intelligence committee. What a moron

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FreebornThruAPromise 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pulled off all committees. Quitting time is soon.

more House seats to be flipped to red!

What's the running count now?

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WopNine17plus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like Ted Nugent should write a song about it.

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should’ve made him blowing a massive fart.

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MajorTom 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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Anyslogan2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man this is brutal. I love it! Lol

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PatrickDuffyLeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

My god this is spicy!

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PreFightDonut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Extra spidery pussy hairs plz

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ben Garrison is this era's Norman Rockwell, change my mind.