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posted ago by josepy ago by josepy +4979 / -1

Do not give up. They've just been water colored blue hue do to election fraud. We're cleaning elections up, throwing the scum in jail and refilling offices with lawfully elected conservatives.

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d_lock 5 points ago +5 / -0

The secret is, all of us "hostages" aren't harmless and helpless like hostages normally are. If things kick off, there will be absolute chaos within days, and cities will start surrendering within weeks. It should all be over by Christmas. ;)