💥💥 UNITED STATES OF TEXAS VS. THE SOYVIET UNION 💥💥
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So far, this is where the states stand.
United States of Texas (21 states):
ALABAMA, ALASKA, ARIZONA, ARKANSAS, FLORIDA, IDAHO, INDIANA, KANSAS, MISSOURI, LOUISIANA, MISSISSIPPI, MONTANA, NEBRASKA, NORTH DAKOTA, OKLAHOMA, SOUTH CAROLINA, SOUTH DAKOTA, TENNESSEE, TEXAS, UTAH, WEST VIRGINIA
----VS.----
Soyviet Union (24 states):
CALIFORNIA, COLORADO, CONNECTICUT, DELAWARE, GEORGIA, HAWAII, ILLINOIS, MAINE, MARYLAND, MASSACHUSETTS, MICHIGAN, MINNESOTA, NEVADA, NEW JERSEY, NEW MEXICO, NEW YORK, NORTH CAROLINA, OREGON, PENNSYLVANIA, RHODE ISLAND, VERMONT, VIRGINIA, WASHINGTON, WISCONSIN
CUCKLAND (1 confused state):
OHIO
UNDECIDED (4 states):
NEW HAMPSHIRE, IOWA, KENTUCKY, WYOMING
Y'all might have been The Republic of Texas when you were alone.
You ain't alone no more.
That moment when you're being truthfully snarky and someone posts actual gold. feels good, man.
Look around, my friend. Texas has evolved from being the frontier home of cowboys and pioneers to being the shining light of freedom and the stalwart defender of righteousness and justice.
Texas is the leader of the free world right now.