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posted ago by undef ago by undef +326 / -0

So far, this is where the states stand.

United States of Texas (21 states):

ALABAMA, ALASKA, ARIZONA, ARKANSAS, FLORIDA, IDAHO, INDIANA, KANSAS, MISSOURI, LOUISIANA, MISSISSIPPI, MONTANA, NEBRASKA, NORTH DAKOTA, OKLAHOMA, SOUTH CAROLINA, SOUTH DAKOTA, TENNESSEE, TEXAS, UTAH, WEST VIRGINIA

----VS.----

Soyviet Union (24 states):

CALIFORNIA, COLORADO, CONNECTICUT, DELAWARE, GEORGIA, HAWAII, ILLINOIS, MAINE, MARYLAND, MASSACHUSETTS, MICHIGAN, MINNESOTA, NEVADA, NEW JERSEY, NEW MEXICO, NEW YORK, NORTH CAROLINA, OREGON, PENNSYLVANIA, RHODE ISLAND, VERMONT, VIRGINIA, WASHINGTON, WISCONSIN

CUCKLAND (1 confused state):

OHIO

UNDECIDED (4 states):

NEW HAMPSHIRE, IOWA, KENTUCKY, WYOMING

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undef [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Look around, my friend. Texas has evolved from being the frontier home of cowboys and pioneers to being the shining light of freedom and the stalwart defender of righteousness and justice.

Texas is the leader of the free world right now.