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Muttsbitetoo 22 points ago +22 / -0

KeK

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TheFountainhead 17 points ago +17 / -0

Heyyyy yoooo guyyyyyyz!

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grumpoh 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thanks for the laugh, thought I was having a stroke after reading that shit. Just when you think they can't get more stupid.

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Olympic level mental gymnastics

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T__X 7 points ago +7 / -0

As long as it's opaque.

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UnderCoverTrumper 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a man.

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ProphetOfKek 34 points ago +34 / -0

She’s been chasing parked cars.

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DJ_NeckFace 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well she's a commie so.....

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Oback_Barama 8 points ago +8 / -0

She looks like she spends her evenings chewing on a running electric egg beater.

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charlesthehammer 4 points ago +4 / -0

And ran into them

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Cyphr 9 points ago +9 / -0

That thing can't be human... can it? I'm pretty sure that picture must be from the bar scene in the original Star Wars.

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T__X 9 points ago +9 / -0

No, it's a communist.

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UnderCoverTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a man

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Centipedealicious 4 points ago +4 / -0

, baby...

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s alway the ugly ones.

I swear, our 70 year olds are hotter than their 20 year olds.

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Nevercommunism55 48 points ago +48 / -0

Is this from the Babylon Bee? Serious question.

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T__X 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone please send a tip to the folks at Not-the-Bee News.

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John789 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol

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FreedomSteak 9 points ago +9 / -0

Double Quarter Pounder... that heffer don’t rise for anything less then 1/2pound of ground round.

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DragonEnergyDick 6 points ago +6 / -0

She’ll write in an exception for that. Don’t worry.

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MethuselahHoneysuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣

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DrCowboyPresident 13 points ago +13 / -0

It is. I looked up the HR. I forget which number it was.

I don't see how people are still so skeptical about what commies want to do. They already did this in Venezuela for example: Chavez told his people to go loot stores, they're evil capitalists. So they did.

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LessAndLessIronic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Am not skeptical about what they do... just skeptical about them so openly begging to be shot at afterwards.

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DrCowboyPresident 5 points ago +5 / -0

They think you will do nothing. That's why. None of these people have ever faced consequences for anything. Get that, and you will understand them.

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clarefries 37 points ago +37 / -0

Oh.

So she's pro-rape. I mean rapists only carry weapons so they can subdue their victims. They just want to violate them in the most heinous ways imaginable and get away with it. When the victim tries to resist is when she has what's coming to her. If only the rapist is armed, then more people will be raped with impunity.

Well then. I guess it's ok.

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Ski330 22 points ago +22 / -0

To be fair I doubt she’s too worried about being raped...

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MegoThor 9 points ago +9 / -0

She's hoping to get lucky.

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glow-operator-2-0 6 points ago +6 / -0

😕🤢🤮

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clarefries 5 points ago +5 / -0

Touche'

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Internet_hugs 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was the vibe I got from her also. More rape means more abortions.

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BirchTBarlow 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not saying that rape is okay, I'm saying that it shouldn't carry a death sentence. 😐

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LessAndLessIronic 5 points ago +5 / -0

In her case it probably should. Leaving her rapist alive would simply be inhumane.

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T__X 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully that will get added as an amendment at some stage just to make the point.

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Cincinattus1776 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's only a bill that's been introduced. It's likely to get shot down in committee, and even the Governor has said that if anything that reduces Castle Doctrine reaches his desk, he won't sign it.

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catchlightning 14 points ago +15 / -1

He's saying if they repeal castle doctrine in minecraft texas his Minecraft character will go straight to her minecraft house and chase her the minecraft out

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Kpstyles 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m just shocked that someone thinks like this and is still alive. A tidepod or a serial Killer should have taken her out years ago.

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MNMathtic 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sure weapons aren't allowed in her gated community.

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SpezIsDead 11 points ago +11 / -0

swinging baseball bat ruthlessly

WHY AREN'T YOU COOPERATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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T__X 6 points ago +6 / -0

IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY

THWACK

TO ENSURE FURTHER INJURY

THWACK

IS AVOIDED

THWACK

BY COOPERATING!!

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

BEHEADINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

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UpdootVeteran 20 points ago +20 / -0

I was trying not to be so judgmental and jump to the conclusion that she was a commie just because she fat and retarded looking...

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Nannerbadnanner 13 points ago +13 / -0

My eyes, MY EYES!! That should come with a NSFW warning. Plus, what an absolutely stupid bitch.

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T__X 3 points ago +3 / -0

NSFL

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CookingWithJack 11 points ago +11 / -0

hang this old whore

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Human1967 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whore lol - by the looks of that face its a feckin virgin - if you woke up next to that after a night on the town its time to chop your dick off :)

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SpezIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why can't these people just kill themselves instead of ruining everyone else's lives?

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EvilGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Texans really need to root these people out. It's not so much that she exists its that she felt she could propose this shit and not be immediately ran the fuck out of the state that is the problem as I see it.

We can't be the only side that is reasonable or slowly these crazy leftists win inch by fucking inch. We need to start pushing things back in the other direction.

Every proposal like this should be met by one increasing castle doctrine. You want us to retreat? Nah, we should be able to defend our entire neighborhood. You want to ban assault rifles? Lets do everything we can to get more assault rifles in non-felon hands. Etc.

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

So needing something more than the other person gives me the right to take it without contest? Where does this cunt bag live. I bet she won't feel the same way if people started robbing her

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Lol_Garrus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy fuck, its retarded

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chewsoap 6 points ago +6 / -0

Unintended consequence: Incentive for homeowners to ensure all intruders are killed so there’s only one side to the story.

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Grindelwald 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Texas? This is insane. So every night next week let's test our her theory on her home. Call BLM, pay them a few bucks. They have these skills

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flounder69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Prime candidate for a full face transplant.

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T__X 2 points ago +2 / -0

But more desperately in need of a brain transplant.

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BaconBun11 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hmm. Okay. But what if they want to rape you? Or your children? Do you just shut up and take it? I mean, clearly the rapist really, really needs that sex if the intruder is breaking into your home to have his way with you.

And, I mean, you don't get insurance payout after being raped, but at least no one died, amiright?

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Farqquard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey Terry if that passes, paint a target on your house. You first....let me know how that works out.

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shark62174 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't care about that. I care whether the right people get killed. Not the homeowner IOW

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Magamom2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Contact Rep. Meza, Thresa "Terry" District 105 Email Capitol Address: Room E1.216 P.O. Box 2910 Austin, TX 78768 (512) 463-0641 (512) 463-0044

https://www.house.texas.gov/members/member-page/?district=105

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MethuselahHoneysuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

She looks like Meatloaf

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B4size25paper 8 points ago +8 / -0

She looks like A meatloaf.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

She looks like she ate the meat loaf.

Not some meat loaf. Not most of the meat loaf.

Like the world's supply of meat that can be made into a loaf.

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charlesthehammer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is she special needs? Not to make fun of anyone with special needs but

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mytummyhurts 4 points ago +4 / -0

The point of castle doctrine isn't that less people will get hurt. The point of castle doctrine is to ensure the correct people get hurt.

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +5 / -1

So die so that the criminal who killed you may live.

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RooftopAsian13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liberals make deranged bills and much as they look.

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Banned_On_r_Politics [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

So...I learned the dialogue is kinda parody but she basically said all that just differently.

Don't bite my head off, please...

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2020/12/10/state-rep-files-bill-to-gut-texas-castle-doctrine-law/

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T__X 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good on you for following up with the clarification/correction.

And I think the parody is reasonably fair - she's unworthy of being a Texan.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Figures that a grey orc would hate something that has the word "castle" in it.

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HumblePede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy cow!

I had to go back and look to see if there was Babylon Bee flair. This is crazy-pants!

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Boudicca2 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a stupid idiot. And why are hardcore lefties ALWAYS so freaking hard to look at? Is being homely part of the reason so many of them want to destroy the country and everything else? is their rage at being ugly what drives them to ruin everything for everyone else? Texas needs to set her straight directly.

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Sarrwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's the bill. I learned about it yesterday as I live in Texas.

https://legiscan.com/TX/text/HB196/id/2214951

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PedeElect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her head looks like the head of a circumcised penis with a Sarlacc pit as the dick hole.

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ZackMorris_osbro 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks like Big Ed from 90DayFiance in drag.

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Latinalover 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough. Just keep a claw hammer handy and beat them to death with the sharp end.

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ekos640 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't tell what's real or parody anymore 🙃🔫

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IntegrityCritical 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously? Very very bad idea.

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SanFranShitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. And fuck you Terry Meza

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flounder69 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Fu*king crazy" doesn't begin to adequatly describe these people.

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RahkeemTheMachine 2 points ago +2 / -0

This can’t be real

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AddisonPlays 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a Texan, no shot.

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Phil_DeGraves 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit! That sow can SPEAK?!?!?! That's amazing!

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BaDRaZ24 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck this ugly cunt

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ANCsemi 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTAF did I just read? This better be satire.

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Rayder 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's her address? I'm running a little low on cash...