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Trump-Train 92 points ago +92 / -0

Dogs humanize isolated people.

So it's necessary to remove them in order for the Stanford Prison Experiment to work propertly.

Getting rid of cars, air conditioning and grocery stores is next. No more air travel either--- at least in America. The rest of the world can continue on...

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GEOTUSMAGA 33 points ago +34 / -1

Lol.

FUCK TONY FAUCI

https://streamable.com/oml2rf

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Morp 22 points ago +22 / -0

Keep an eye on the uptick in animals "catching" COVID. That'll snow ball into your pet is a danger and you must also isolate from it.

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itisoktowakeupnow 14 points ago +14 / -0

Libs will hang their pets on their front doors like Christmas wreaths if mainstream says it is a sign that you submit and love "especially your liberal" neighbors, family members, classmates, undocumented people without homes.....

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wwg1warrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which further makes the "science" on Covid a joke. It is rare for viruses to jump different animal species.

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murph1953 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just looking at "Tony" Fauci lowers my immune system.

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trump1aj 9 points ago +9 / -0

This could be kind of cool. If the servers are down, you can do whatever you need to do in Minecraft if you are playing offline

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Weloveflyovercountry 3 points ago +3 / -0

just wants to help feed china

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shark62174 71 points ago +72 / -1

Fauci you ignorant slut. The reason Covid is spreading, is because it's a Fucking Cold! It's got to burn itself out. You're just prolonging it with all your bullshit. Unless that was your intent all along?

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DeusVultIntensifies 22 points ago +22 / -0

From the way you choose your words to how you get the message across- you are now my favorite Pede.

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TeeQZio 6 points ago +6 / -0

Take your vitamin D, pedes. You'll be fine. Fraudster won't tell you that.

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not bad now

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BarronTrump2032 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was absolutely the intent. Never let a good crisis go to waste. They're going to make a fucking killing with a vaccine for a disease that doesn't do a damn thing. Even a casual observer with half a brain should see covid is complete and utter bullshit. Take your commie vaccine and fuck off fauci you evil prick.

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Gmama2 47 points ago +47 / -0

Healthy people with good vitamin D levels don't tend to get very sick.

Walking is good exercise, just being outside has positive health benefits. People make vitamin D in the sun.

A good doctor would say, get outside and walk your dog at least 30 minutes per day.

Asshole.

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wQkeAF 40 points ago +41 / -1

Remember the tweet that went viral a month or two ago, the one from a woman in Melbourne complaining that her husband wasn't complying with the orders to stay inside and you can't even leave to walk your dog?

Yeah... Fauci and the rest of the evil motherfuckers were inspired by the level of pure nazi/fascist power, and the number of brainwashed idiots bending the knee to it, that he's testing the waters here.

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Chuck_U_Farley 38 points ago +39 / -1

Dogs are a forkin menace, one time I was wet and naked chasing my dog and I broke my foot. It happens!

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TheTudes 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why were you wet and naked and pulling your dog’s tail while you chased it.

Thieving Joe Biden is a pervert.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beastiality

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now I gotta wear this tracking device, er foot brace...........

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh Joe!

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Sackanutz 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

Is your name Hunter Biden?

Edit: Damn it forgot the ā€˜big guy’ also like to run around naked.

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becky21k1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Naked running runs in the family.

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TheAntiCommie76 27 points ago +27 / -0

The Chinese hate dogs. Hell they eat them.

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AmericanMonarchist 20 points ago +20 / -0

We should've nuked them in '53 for that alone.

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Junionthepipeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stopping at the yalu was a huge mistake

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Zingding 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was going to say the same thing.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, they don’t hate them. They love them barbecued

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dindunufin2 25 points ago +25 / -0

It is spreading because none of these restrictions actually work.

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DanIsSwell [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

And because they give false results, at least half the time. It’s no coincidence that influenza has practically disappeared. It’s because they’re calling almost every flu case Covid.

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Jimmy33 19 points ago +19 / -0

God Almighty!! The bullshit pile keeps getting bigger and bigger. I think these goons go back to their filthy Think Tanks and laugh their heads off. "Let's tell them it's not safe to go outside." "Let's see if we can get them to ditch their dogs." "Let's see if we can get them to report on family, friends, neighbors with dogs." Let's see if we can get them to stay in bed all day and not open the curtains." FFS !!!

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StayStrong 13 points ago +14 / -1

I hear in Australia dog walking is right out. Let us pray for them.

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StayStrong 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah it's bad. Never give up your guns!

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XcaliburCaliber 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then what of all of those Portlanders that live in apartments with dogs? Let them shit and piss on the floor indefinitely? Like that won't be bigger disaster the coov? In the words of ALMOST president-elect Joey, "c'mon man?!"

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DanIsSwell [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

People in almost every liberal, highly populated neighborhood. Tons of apartments. They haven’t said ā€œno dog walkingā€ yet, but who would be surprised if they did?

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DarkoPolo 7 points ago +7 / -0

My doggo just got his CHL so we’re both strapped in case any branch covidians wanna get froggy while we goin joggy

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DanIsSwell [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made me laugh ( :

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Ham_Sandwich77 6 points ago +6 / -0

You gave Fauci a taste of power. Now he wants total and complete control your entire life.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fau Xi says, "Why walk dog when can eat dog?"

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FuZZy99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed. I would do bad, BAD things to anyone that comes near my dogs with ill-intent.

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MikelovesTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

This dude needs to have the shit kicked out of him. A real hospital job, he needs to spend the next 2 years learning how to walk again.

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Showpoodles 4 points ago +4 / -0

May I volunteer my services please. I think I can take him.

Also it would be a fair fight. 5 foot six inch, 123 pound ........girl.

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Buy-partisan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dogs are our first warning and first line of defense. Of course, we must get rid of them

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any idea what study they were citing for these claims? I recall a study that found this but it was pretty tenuous.

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DanIsSwell [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

No idea. They didn’t even say.

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DanIsSwell [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh geez ā€œwalking the dog increases Covid by 78%. What a load of horse crap.

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indeed. NPR actually picked it apart a couple weeks ago assuming that this is the article they were referencing. Worth noting is that it seems to still be pre-print meaning it hasn’t undergone peer review and it’s in regards to a non-American populace. If we’re submitting other countries as evidence of efficacy and prevention I’d like to submit HCQ in India lol

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Relevant because even NPR criticized the study. Not because they have any particular claim to truth.

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MrBabySpam 2 points ago +2 / -0

showed the largest increase in the prevalence of the disease was working on site at the workplace (increased the risk by 76%).

Walking your dog gives you a higher percentage chance than going to work and being around people for 8 hours a day indoors.

Who do they think believes this?

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spez__ 4 points ago +6 / -2

It's not black people rioting that spread it, it's white people walking their dogs alone on the sidewalk spreading it!

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BidensBrainWorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

About that guy fauci https://youtu.be/5aISPlTLbJo

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DanIsSwell [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, Fauci is like another CNN pundit. Tell a pack of lies, but don’t ever be seen with anyone who can call you out on it. They always put out some poster child, to appeal to the low info masses. Look at David Hogg and the anti gun kids they toted him with. Look at Greta Thunberg. All she knew how to do, was make an angry face and shake her finger. That appealed to the idiots, and was something they could understand. But, the people who had made actual contributions to the environment, and genius teens who had actually invented things? Crickets.

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Olds77 2 points ago +2 / -0

The media never makes any of them answer for their bullshit or calls them out for it. Its long since been time to cease giving them and their organizations any money. We need boycotts in addition to turning it off.

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DickPils 4 points ago +4 / -0 (edited)

Dogs are literally liberals' babies so yeah, maybe that'll finally do them in.

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MyUsername 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember, they like to abort their babies.

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

The commies are willing to slaughter their own children because they find them inconvenient. They won't hesitate to kill their dogs over the Chinky Coof.

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trockr 4 points ago +4 / -0

When will the normies realize all of this is BS!? Are we seriously about to get shamed for dog walking?

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DanIsSwell [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aha. And, how can they keep people locked in their little apartments, if they have a dog to walk? Have to get rid of the dogs first, before they can mandate a more severe lockdown, even a non stop 24/7 order to stay in your home.

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Jimmy_Russler 3 points ago +3 / -0

I swear this goblin draws random words from a hat and just goes with it

Couldn't get more arbitrary.

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KlyneDMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

China needs food. Doggy doggy, ten bucky

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DanIsSwell [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh geez, It’s so cringey because I can imagine it too.

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Acid_squirrel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally just got in from walking my dog. Put the blame on me people.

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yanksali 3 points ago +3 / -0

More made up bs. Haven’t people been walking dogs since March? How does walking your dog outside alone possibly spread the virus?

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Olds77 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to keep pointing the finger and finding other people and things to blame, lest the folks stop being angry with each other and start being angry with him.

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DanIsSwell [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t remember what all was said, but some reasons were: you come into contact with other people, while dog walking. Possibility that the dog can catch it too. Covid can get on the dogs paws, and be carried into your home, etc.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Canine Lives Matter!

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anenzymaticboom 3 points ago +3 / -0

But dogs are how we detect the terminators...

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TheTudes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck Fauci.

I walk my two standard poodles and my son’s golden retriever twice a day.

I don’t have CoVid and neither does my pack.

Stop The Steal

Stop Government Overreach

Stop FN Stupidity

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basedcamel 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see way, way too many retards that live in my apartment building wearing masks while outside alone with their dogs. I just want to shout "MASKS ARE FOR MARXISTS!" every time I walk past one of them but they would probably take it as a compliment.

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DanIsSwell [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out, they were ahead of their time in stupidity.

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golinveaux 3 points ago +3 / -0

FAFO if you come after American dogs.

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Homopratensis2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't you get this? It is to make everyone miserable so that they are demoralized, pacified, and will take the damn vax to get on with their lives. It's all bullshit and always has been. WHAT comes out of Fauxi's mouth is arbitrary at best and damned lies at worst. They guy should hang when this all shakes out.

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DanIsSwell [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

What was their stated reason for that?

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Rayder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't there a communist regime that arbitrarily tried to eliminate pets? I can't remember which one, but at least this way when they collapse our economy like Venezuela we won't be able to eat old Spot to stave off starvation.

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eplettner 2 points ago +2 / -0

This could be a problem for them, But the Democrats key constituency is old Cat Ladies and they may look at this favorably as a dog once chased one of their Cats.

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BALD_EAGLE 2 points ago +3 / -1

Communists hate dogs because dogs are loyal to those they love, not the state. Not even kidding, it happened in the USSR

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NorthusMaximus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fauci is not a dog person or he would have fkn known better than to even try this one.

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Bossman28894 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love my pooch. I’ve been responsible in regards to parks/walking activities.

If we can’t go for a stroll to the top of the hill to watch a sunset with nobody within 100 yards, then what’s safe. Don’t get me wrong, I love staying in and cuddling with tm dog as much as any burley man...but ā€œc’mon manā€

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BASEDMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

MY DOG WILL LOVE FAUCI. CONSERVATIVE DOGS WILL BE THE BEST DOGS IN THE BEST SHAPE!!! AFTER READING THIS IM ABOUT TO GO WALK MY DOG 10 MILES LMAO

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kekNation 2 points ago +2 / -0

But let’s be honest, that dog did it. I’ve met a lot of little frenchies and they were all adorable little pain in the ass criminals.

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Tseliteiv 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh oh... going after dogs will engage the normalcools. You don't want to engage the normalcools. They aren't thinking this one through. As soon as Chad broski and Stacey belt buckle are politically engaged because they can't walk their dog, it's game over for the communists.