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BREAKING: It turns out that Eric Swalwell is a CIA asset and was using his incredible sexual prowess and ravishingly good looks to extract TOP SECRET information from the Chinese, such as the authentic recipes of General Tso's Chicken and fortune cookie fortune generators, says CIA anonymous source (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by midgetpornrocks ago by midgetpornrocks +212 / -0
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– Harriskamel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wonder what made those lips so puffy?

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– AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whenever my dad opened a fortune cookie he always pretended to get the same fortune: "Help! I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!" It was funny at the time. Now, not so much.

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– Bigsweaties 2 points ago +2 / -0

So... he love HER long time? Evil Opie so sinisssssser

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– Sodium_miner 2 points ago +2 / -0

That explains him shitting himself on TV.

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– MrDonaldTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maka special won ton soup for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so8mKFPudIs

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– PowerWordKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

CODENAME: 00 Ben Dover

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– 2020voter 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!!!

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– WopNine17plus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

..sounds legit ..............................................;-)

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– TrumpParty007 1 point ago +2 / -1

thanks... i just spit all of my water all over my screen when I saw "sexual prowess" tagged with "Eric Swalwell" I needed that laugh ... and my monitor needed a good cleaning

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